MS: Hey guys...I NEED NEW IDEAS!!!!!! I'M STUMPED!!!!!! Seriously, at the moment, even Jiraiya can come up with better crap, and he's a pervert!!!!

Jiraiya: HEY!!!!

MS: What? It's true.

Jiraiya: That's it!!! Perverts, unite!!!!!

( thousands of perverts arrive with weapons.)

MS: Uh...(steals warthog with Master Chief driving, Arbiter in the passenger seat and while i'm the gunner.) YOINK!!!!!

Jiraiya: Get back here!!!!!

MS: Fellow authors, help!!!!!