MS: Hey guys!! Here's the next chapter of the Mysterious Guests...2!!!!!!
(Mysterious clapping.)
Jiraiya: ( Throws a tomato and hits MS.) Haha!!!!
MS: ( Wipes away tomato with a vein.) Arbiter, MC?
Both: Yeah?
MS: Here are some weapons to take care of Jiraiya while I write the story. Could ya get 'im please?
MC: Sure...
MS: Thanks man.
Jiraiya: Uh oh...
MS: Get him!!!!
Jiraiya: AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! ( runs away with MC and Arbiter on his tail.)
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Sora and Sakura were just walking along, both cherry red and heads full of thoughts.
Sakura:
OMG!!! ( I mean oh my gosh, not the other thing.) We kissed!!! This is like a dream come true!!!!!
Sora:
Oh...my...gosh...
Their thoughts were interrupted, however, when they came across the gate. " State your bussiness." They looked to the direction of the voice to see a guy with a village bandana and two scars, one being cut off from the bandana. " Oh, Master Ibiki! What're you doing here?" Sakura asked. Ibiki just huffed out of irritation. " Because of a lot of weird things going on, the Third made us increase the defences of Konoha, and made me head of defence. Let me tell ya. Most boring job ever." Sora and Sakura gave a little chuckle to that comment. Ibiki got annoyed at the response and told them, in quote: " Scram you brats!! You don't want me to use my methods of interrogation on you!!!!" Sora didn't understand, but seeing Sakura nervously motioning for them to go, he shrugged it off and went on. " So Sakura, what went on while I was away?" Sora asked curiously. " Well, we're at the final stages of the exams. All that's left is for Naruto, Sasuke, and a few others to fight in the stadium." Sakura said, smiling. " That's good." They continued walking along without talking. As they were walking, they kept on hearing this weird giggling from around them. First from some bushes, then from behind a fence, last from up a tree. Finally getting annoyed, Sakura threw an apple from the ground, and hit the target, who ended up falling. The person was a large adult who seemed to be in his early 50's, had long white hair, a headband that had 'toad' in a kanji form, had weird marks on his face, and had a notebook [ guess who. : ( Sora was confused, but turned to see Sakura in a bit of rage. " Jiraiya you pervert!!! What do you want?!" Jiraiya got up, rubbing a bump on his head from the apple. " Nothing, nothing. But you two look like you're a couple of lovebirds. I like, I li-BAM!!!!!" Before he could finish, Sakura gave him an uppercut. " Ow! What was that for?!" " What do you think?!" Sora was just plain confused. " Sora, don't pay attention to this guy. He's a pervert!!!" However, Sora wasn't really paying attention. He was too busy pondering that name. For some reason, it sounded familiar. " Jiraiya, Jiraiya... Oh yeah!! I remember that name!! It's mentioned in my video game!!" Jiraiya then suddenly became interested. " Really? What game?" Sora got out his gameboy. " This one." Jiraiya got the gameboy and examined it a bit. " PLEASE INPUT NAME." Jiraiya then put in his name. " PLAYER: JIRAIYA." Suddenly, without warning, a large hammer came out of the gameboy, and smashed Jiraiya in the head. As Jiraiya dropped the game, it showed yours truly sticking out my tongue with the peace sign. " PLAYER JIRAIYA: PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The game then turned off. "...What just happened?" Sakura asked. Just then, I came up in a hologram. " Haha!!! Take that Jiraiya!!!!!" "..." I turn around to see the two puzzled. " Uh..." I then press a button. " You saw nothing!" I then disappeared. They stood dazed a bit, but shrugged it off.They then continued walking along until they dropped off Naruto at his apartment, and Donald and Goofy at a hotel. " Well Sakura, better head back to the hotel. C'ya." Sora then turned to go, but he and Sakura were suddenly pushed together in yet again another embarrasing moment of premature lovebirds. Both blushing like mess, Sora left, both not saying a word. Behind a tree, a boy in orange, a large dog, and a duck could be seen giving eachother highfives.
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MS: Hey guys!! Sorry about the long wait. It's just that i'm grounded over the weekdays. Sorry!!! And sorry for it being short!! Not really in a good mood.
Jiraiya: ( Stops when MC and Arbiter run out of gas.)
Both: Crap.
Jiraiya: Woo-hoo!!
MS: Not so fast Jiraiya!! ( Turns evil yet again.) I unlocked zombie genocider achievement in Dead Rising, so now I got a new toy!! ( gets Real Megabuster.) Die pervert!!!!!! ( Fires away.)
Jiraiya: Yeow!!! ( Jumps up as the blast skinned his backside, therefore making him catch on fire.) HELP!!!!!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!! ( Runs like an idiot. Stop, drop, and roll dummy!!!!!)
( MS chases him still firing his gun while MC and Arbiter fill up the Warthog and join the chase.)
