Oh my God. I'm back! Ha. Sorry this one's taken so long, ladies. For some reason I just got stuck.... .

Alright. These guys, right here? *points to sexy characters* Not mine. They're hers. *points to JKR* I'm broke, and this story aint gonna change that. We good? Good.

Now, please enjoy the Sirius/Remus slashy goodness :D

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Prompt- Crab

Remus loved the sun. I mean, really, really loved the sun. Especially while he was lying, shirtless, on a towel, with his hands behind his head, drinking in the sounds of a gorgeous summer day at a deserted beach. And his boyfriend running around like mad on said beach.

"Moony! Come on! The water's great!" Sirius called, splashing to emphasize his point.

Remus sighed indulgently. Sirius really was like a child sometimes. And fucking adorable. "In a bit, Pad. I'm warm over here."

"I'll keep you warm over here." Sirius answered suggestively. Remus could practically see his eyebrows waggling, grey eyes going the slightest shade darker...

"In a bit." He promised again, rolling over onto his stomach to hide the... effect his train of thought had on him, settling his head back into his arms.

Suddenly, a very wet, very hard body slammed down on top of him.

"Sirius!" he cried as the man on top of him shook out his shaggy hair, splattering him.

"Don't complain. You know there's no use." Sirius muttered, nuzzling his still-damp face into his boyfriend's neck.

Remus' back arched involuntarily when he felt a gentle bit under his jaw. "I suppose... not..." he breathed, moving a hand back to hold Sirius' head to his skin.

"Now... you're either going to come into the water with me... or I'm going to have to..." Sirius paused to lick a long, hot line up the back of his boyfriend's neck.

Remus swallowed thickly. "Going to have to... what, Siri?"

"Persuade you..." he mumbled mischievously, sending shivers up Remus' spine.

"O-oh?" Remus squeaked. Clearing his throat, he tried again. "Oh?"

Sirius chuckled. "Yeah, Rem. So are you coming in or do you need a little convincing?" he asked, as he nipped at his ear playfully.

"I think I might—"

"Oh, Merlin! Gods damn it! Fuck, fuck, fuck!" Sirius suddenly jumped off of Remus and started to dance around the sand, screeching out expletives.

"What the bloody hell, Pad?!" Remus turned over and sat up, watching Sirius in slightly annoyed, yet somehow amused, bewilderment.

That's when he saw it.

There was a crab hanging by its claws to the crotch of Sirius' swim trunks.

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Heh. That just makes me laugh. Yes, I am a huge tease today. :D Blame my newest guy friend. He's got me in that state of mind ahaha.

Alright, my partners in slash-loving. I should be popping out prompts like nobody's business today. I'm bored out of my mind and sexually repressed! :D Yippee!

Desperately yours,

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