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Betrayed Moon

Chapter 5

By: CrazyMonkeyPantsIII

It was 7 o'clock and the scouts were climbing into the limo to take them to Serena's house. When they got into it they found Luna and Artemis already in there.

"Were is Serena?" asked Rei

"She had a important call from her grandfather, she was going to come but she seems to always get shanghaied into something for her grandfather."

"If her grandfather gives her so much trouble then why dose she put up with him?" asked Hotaru

"If she doesn't then her grandmother tries to set her up with every eligible rich person in the world."

"Wow, that must be uncomfortable."

"Two days ago she was talking to her grandmother and her grandmother asked her about someone and Serena flipped and grabbed a candy wrapper and started to crinkle it on the mouth piece of the phone. Then she started shouting that she was breaking up and that the house was going through a tunnel and that she would call back later. She then told that if anyone calls that she was not home and to leave a message." tells Artemis

The group laughs at Serena's ploy to get out of something.

"Who ever her grandmother asked about Serena must have sort of connection to her, to make her flip like that. She normally plays things of nicely, but she just flipped and then ran upstairs and hid for awhile."

They all were still very tired and so after that they just sat back and chilled as they watched the buildings pass and soon they were in the out skirts of Tokyo. After about forty five minutes they pulled up to a nice plantation style two story house. Out front there was several people working on the lawn and the garden out front.

"She has people that do the lawn work for her?" asks Darien

"They only do the font lawn, just incase her grandparents make one of their surprise inspections. She takes care of the backyard and the garden out there." states Artemis

They walked over to the door and Luna knocked on the door. After a minute the door open and they came face to face with a very burly butler. His suit looked to be custom made to fit his extremely muscular build. By the looks of it he could easily bench press the four generals together. He stepped aside to let them in. He then led them to a sitting room and signaled for them to sit down and relax.

"Bear do you know were Serena is?" asked Luna

"She in her office I think she is on the phone with her grandmother."

"I'll go and save her." said Luna

She walks to another door and pushes it open and walks in. After a few minutes Luna came out looking highly annoyed.

"We are going to eat outside, and that is were she going meet us out there after she cleans up."

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In the office after Luna walks in. Serena is talking to her grandmother who is on speaker phone.

You know Serena you should settle down. Did you think about that star racer Amara….

In a flash Serena had the phone off Speaker phone, and after a quick juggle with the handset. She held the phone to her ear, but Luna still heard the name.

"Grandmother my friends are here, can I call you late? (pause) Thanks, later."

"Is this the same star racer Amara that we know?"

"No."

"You know there is a rive in Egypt called De Nile. (De Niledenial) I'm not blind I know that you have feelings for her and your afraid that she dose not feel the same and she will reject you, but it is better to tell her and not hid."

"Thanks a lot Doctor Phil, how much do you I owe you?"

"Don't get sassy with me. You know just as well as I do that she is your soul mate and that she is the one you need to be with so you can have a child. It's not a accident that of all the rich racers your grandmother picked her."

"How and the hell did you find that out? Did Amara tell you?"

"No Amara did not me Queen Serenity told me, how did Amara find out."

"I told her, anyways, my grandmother name so many a week, it was a matter of time till her number came up. Just take them outside to the table there and I will meet them out there after I get done with my shower."

"Fine."

Luna walks out and Serena drops her head down with aloud thump on her desk.

Outside

The scout stepped outside and were shocked by the gardens. There were lots and lots of flowers.

"Serena cares for all of these?" asks Trista.

"This garden is a complete copy of the gardens back on the moon, and yes she dose care for these. Some of these plants are creations by the crystal since they no longer exist any were else."

"Why no were else?" asked Darien

"Because they were only native to the moon, and moon has no life on anymore. Just be careful which one you mess with, some are not friendly."

"What do you mean?" asked Mina

"Ask Serena when she comes out."

"Luna what is wrong, you were just fine when you went into Serena's office and now your testy." asks Ami

"Serena is under a lot of stress and she has a tendency to take on the first person that annoys her."

"What did you annoy her about?" asks Artemis

"I gave her advice and she called me Doctor Phil and then she basically told me to get out so she wallow in self pity." states Luna

"What has so her so hostel?" asks Michelle

"About two weeks ago she disappeared and then a couple hours later she returned, took a knife and took it to the wall in her office. She now a cut in her wall that is about a inch deep and about two feet long. Oh well like she will come out to me any time soon."

They sit down and young women comes over and asks if they want the special for breakfast and they agreed. The woman poured them all a glass of orange juice After about ten minutes Serena came out of the house and headed over to them. Her hair was a little longer then shoulder length and bangs were about the same length, the bangs on her right side were dyed a dark blue color that almost seemed navy. She sat down and the scouts just stared at her in shock.

"Did you cut your hair last night?" asked Ami

"No actually three years ago."

"But your hair was long last night." states Lita

"Thank you Captain Obvious, the little crystal that I carry around dose more then blast monsters into next week."

"So you can use the crystal outside of being Sailor Moon?" asks Mina

"Normally or I get magic back up and then I start get fat and I keep getting bigger and bigger till I pop."

"Really?" asks Mina a little nervous

"No. So Rei I'm going read your mind and answer one of your questions."

"One of my questions?"

"Yes the one that states 'When is that ditz going give me back my powers so I can look into my bonfire again?'"

"Its not a bonfire, it is a sacred fire, and when are you giving me back my powers?"

"Easy question. Two weeks after you give birth."

"Why?" asked Amara

"Easy, if I were to try and give Rei her powers it would overload her system and kill the babies and most likely kill her at the same time. And the first week and a half her body will be recovering and so to play safe, I will given them back after two weeks. Any questions?"

"Yes, um, you said that some of us would be striped of our powers." states Ami hesitantly

"Yes I remember that. I have decided to pull that punishment and in state a new one."

"What will that be?" asked Trista

"Heavy training. Your going to learn how to use your powers to their full extent and several other things that are important. Now you five boys are not required, but you are welcome and trained with us."

"And were will this training take place?" asked Lita

"Here in two days."

"Serena I had a question you arrived a week late then what you suppose to, why?" asked Luna

"I had to go to court."

Everyone at the table looked shocked, but Luna who was giving her a dark look.

"Why?" asked Luna

"God it was so embarrassing, I had to go to court to prove that I am not a seven foot bald black man."

The every one laughs at the thought that Serena was mistaken as a seven foot bald black man.

"This is the same reaction the judge had. The worst part was my grandfather was in the car with me, and he has yet to let me live it down."

"How in the hell did you manage that?" asked Rei

"I have no clue. My elbow was out the window and I had blond hair flying out the window. The officer was just blind."

There breakfasts arrive and they begin to eat.

"So what do you do now?" asked Ami

"I'm learning how to be a CEO of the chain of inns that my grandfather owns."

"What are these inns called?" asked Darien

"They are named after the moons in this solar system. My grandfather could make a great astronomer, and he fascinated by the moons of this solar system and Pluto."

"Why is he fascinated by Pluto?" asked Trista

"Because he is convinced that at one point in time Pluto was a moon to Neptune but for some reason it got knocked out and now it has it's weird orbit."

"What are his favorite planets?" asked Mina

"Earth, Jupiter, Uranus, Pluto, and Mars."

"Seems like a random selection of planets." states Lita

"Earth because of the fact he lives here, Jupiter for having the most moons, Uranus being odd in the way it rotates, Pluto for the moon theory, and Mars because it is named after the Roman god of war."

They continued to ask questions about Serena's grandparents. After awhile they were finished they decided that it was time for them to head back for they had other stuff to do. Serena walk them to the front door, and they were saying good bye when Serena hit her self in the forehead.

"Damn I forgot."

"What?" asked Trista

"I was going to tell you that there was going to be another scout at our training."

"Who?" asked Michelle

"Sailor Eris, she is looking forward to meeting you guys so I would ask you no be nice."

They tried to ask more questions but she would not answer them so they left and on their way home they all thought about the mysterious Sailor Eris.