Previously
Usagi stood back as Mamoru and Seiya stood beside her "I think their meant for each other" she said with a smile
"What makes you say that?" Mamoru asked "They both look ready to kill one another" he said pointing at the arguing couple
"Ah" Usagi waved her hand "that's just love" she said with a smile
"I HATE YOUR FACE!" Rei yelled
"WELL I HATE YOU'RE…YOUR ARM!" Jed yelled back
"Guys its 7:00 you'll miss your reservations" Usagi yelled out
"SEE LOOK NOW WE'RE GONNA BE LATE BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SHUT THE HELL UP!" Rei screamed as the two stared to walk to Jed's car
"I WOULDN'T SHUT UP?! LOOK WHOS TALKING MS. TALKY TALK TALK!" he mocked
They continued to scream at one another as they drove off.
"I don't think they'll coming back alive" Seiya said shaking his head
"Love works in mysterious ways my friend, mysterious ways" Usagi said with a bright smile
Military Life
Chapter 9
"Okay, who's next?" Usagi asked looking around when she saw her bluenette friend trying to hide behind Makoto "oh no you don't Ami" she yelled as she pulled Ami from behind her tall Amazon friend "I guess it's your turn"
Ami let out a grunt "but I highly doughty this will turn out as successful as you clam" she whined
Ami wore a taupe Corrine Lace Dress.
"Ah, come on Ames, think of it as a human study project or something" she said waving her hand in the air "you know, watching an-"
"Undeveloped adolescent resembling an ass" Ami mumbled
"Yea that, think of it as studying the mind of an immature child like ass" Usagi said smiling
"Let's just get this over with"
Usagi pulled her friend to Zoi, who was breathing in an out of a brown paper bag
"Is he hyperventilating?" Ami asked pointing at the extremely nervous teen
"It looks that way" Usagi said "um...Zoi?"
Zoi stopped breathing as he looked Ami up and down "hi" he squeaked
"Breathe" Nephrite instructed "he's just nervous"
"You don't say?" Ami replied sarcastically "hello my name is Ami" she said holding her hand out for Zoi to take, but instead he fainted
"A match made in heaven" Usagi commented as Ami glared at her "Mamoru do you mind carrying Zoi to the car?"
As Mamoru dragged the unconscious teen Ami turned to her friend "how the hell is this a match made in heaven?!"
Usagi laughed "awe Ami you spoke like a normal teen for once" she joked, but the blue haired teen found things funny about her current situation. "You're smart and shy and he's cute and nervous…its endearing"
After waving good bye to a very pissed off ami and a still pasted out Zoi, Usagi turned to Makoto "Let's go my lady" she said jokingly
"Let's get somethin' straight here Usa" Makoto looked down at her small blond friend "he touches me once, and I mean ONCE I'll deck him"
"Fine by me" Usagi said with a smile as they continued over to Nephrite "Hello Nephi, this is Makoto"
Makoto wore a blue Sheer Ruffle Top with black dress pant
"Nephi?" he asked
"It's cute" Usagi said with a smile
"Because it's you Usagi, only because it's you" he said with a laugh as he turned to Makoto "it's nice to meet you" he kissed her hand sweetly, only to be punched in the face by Makoto's cast iron fist
"MAKOTO?!" Usagi screamed
"I told you"
"He was just saying hello"
Makoto shook her head "he touched me"
Usagi rolled her eyes as she called for Mamoru "Mamo-chan! Can you put Nephi in the car? Mako knocked him out"
After getting Nephrite into the car Usagi walked Minako over to a very board Kunzite.
Minako wore a yellow short and tight sleeveless dress
"Kunzite this is my cousin Mina, Mina this is Kunzite"
"Hello" Minako smiled at the tall man "are you ready to go?"
"Dressed like that?" he asked pointing at her clothes
"What's wrong with my dress?" she asked looking down at herself "it's perfect"
"You look like a common whore" he said with no emotion
"WHAT?!" Minako screamed "how dare you!"
"What? I figured someone as flirtatious and "free" would be use to such comments" he said with a shrug "but with all seriousness you really should put some close on, I rather my reputation stay in tacked" he said taking a seat "don't worry I'll wait" he added with a shrug
"I'm not changing!" Minako screamed "I look gorgeous!"
"Then I'm not moving" he said calmly as he looked to his finger nails
"Fine! Then neither will I!" she yelled taking a seat next to him
Mamoru and Seiya stood next to Usagi confused "what are they fighting about?" Mamoru asked
"Oh, Kunzite just called her a slut" Usagi answered with a shrug "he won't leave unless she changes into something more "suitable", so since Minako refuses they are both going to just sit there"
"They'll be there ALL night "Seiya said with a laugh "man tonight is just full of excitement, I need to call Ken, I know he'll be totally into this"
"It's like Days of our Lives, but with different characters" Mamoru said in awe as Usagi and Seiya turned to him surprised "what?...I enjoy my day time television from time to time" he said defensively
"I'm gonna go call ken now" Seiya laughed as he ran into the house
"We'll as much as I would love to stick around here and see what happens, I have a date too" Usagi kissed Mamoru on the cheek "don't worry about me, I'll be fine" she reassured him
As she walked over to Patrice in her black cocktail dress she smiled brightly "Well I guess it's our turn now isn't it?"
"Shall we skino?" he asked holding out his arm
"We shall" she answered accepting his offered arm
As the two drove away Motoki looked to his best friend and placed his arm around his shoulder "well I guess it's just us tonight lover boy"
"Motoki, please get your arm off me" Mamoru said with little emotion
"Why? I thought you swung this way?" he asked jokingly as mamoru pushed Motoki's arm away "what?! You can kiss another man, but can't let your best friend rest his arm on your oh so manly shoulder?!" he shook his head in fake disappointment "and here I thought you loved me" he said holding his hand to his heart "I'm crushed Mamo-chan, really crushed"
REI AND JED
"What the hell do you mean our seats were taken?!" Rei yelled at the hostess
"Stop yelling at the woman Cheddar!" Jed yelled
"Shut up no one was talking to YOU!" Rei yelled as she turned to her date "We would have been here on time if you weren't such a JERK!"
"Look mozzarella, I'm tired of your bitching"
"Excuse me" the hostess said meekly
"You don't need to take your PMS out on this innocent lady!" Jed yelled pointing at the hostess
"Innocent?! The bitch gave away our table! What the hell do you mean by PMS? Dog boy!" Rei yelled by this time a crowd had formed around the arguing couple
"Excuse me" The hostess said louder
"SHUT UP!" Rei and Jed yelled at the now scared hostess
"YOU SHUT UP!" They both yelled at each other
"DON'T SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!" They once more yelled at the same time
"I'm LEAVING!" Rei screamed storming out the restaurant
"YOU CAN'T LEAVE WITH OUT ME BLUE CHEESE! I HAVE THE CAR KEYS!" Jed yelled after her
The two continued to yell back and forth as they made their way back to the car, leaving a restaurant full of confused and shocked faces
Ami and Zoi
Sitting at the table Ami stared at her date strangely "are you alright?" she asked "you're sweating"
Zoi pulled on his collar as sweat fell from his forehead "I-I'm okay, so-o how are y-you?" he asked nervously as he tried to sip his water, but because of his shaky hands the water fell down his shirt and in to his lap
"Shit" he hissed "s-sorry"
"Here" Ami handed him a cloth to help dry him off
"Thank you" he muttered as he composed himself
"So tell me Zoi" she began as she placed a tomato on her fork "how is school?" she asked emotionless
Zoi gulped as he began to sweat once more "g-good" he stuttered
"What classes are you taking? You know since I haven't seen you around"
"w-w-well a-actually I'm I-in all y-your classes" he answered looking to the ground
Ami was wide eyed at this "but all my classes are honor classes…weird I never noticed you before" she mumbled the last part
Zoi just nodded nervously as he took a puff of his inhaler
"How can you play football if you have asthma?"
Zoi was starting to fidget and look around the restaurant as he pulled his collar with his left hand
"Are you okay?" Ami asked again
He didn't answer he just continued to mess with his collar "Zoi?" she asked once more
"M-my friend…th-they di-didn't want m-me to be l-labeled a nerd"
This caused the bluenette to raise her well groomed eyebrow "really?" she asked in a carefree way "so you care about what people think of you?"
"Y-yes…I mean No…I mean… WHAT IS UP WITH THE DAMN INTERAGATION?!" he snapped Ami stared at the young man as he stood before her both hands holding on to their table
Looking around the restaurant Ami noticed everyone was staring at them "excuse me?" she asked a little taken back from his out burst
"YOU!" he pointed at her "have been interrogating me ALL night!"
Ami begun to laugh "was I?" she shook her head in amusement "I was just asking basic questions trying to get to know you better" she took a sip from her water, still amused by the situation "honestly do you always get this agitated on a date?"
"You're out to get me aren't you?!" he accused making Ami laugh "You and your friends are out to get me!"
"Paranoid much?" she answered amused "wow you're a real spaz, did you know that Zoi?"
"Stop doing that!" he yelled
"Doing what?" she asked innocently
"saying me name as if it wasn't my name because it is my name and you know it's my name and you just keep saying it all weird and not saying it normal as if it wasn't my name and you know it's my NAME!" he was panting by the end, taking another puff of his inhaler he glared at his date
"Wow, amazingly enough…I actually understood that…tell me do you always get this psychotic or am I just fortunate?" she asked taking out a small note book and pen
"What are you doing?" he asked nervously again
"Nothing" she answered as she begun to write
"Then what are you writing?!" he asked annoyed
"Tell me are you always this inquisitive about another people's personal business? Are you always this suspicious?"
"yes…I mean no…What are you writing!?" he snatched the notebook from Ami's hand and began to read "subject shows acute signs of Obsessive compulsive disorder and disillusions himself in others desires and requests, also trying to accommodate with lack of testosterone, could have father issues or most credible subject was not BREAST FEED AS A CHILD?!!" he threw the book on to the table WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!!!"
"Just a little scientific study" Ami said calmly "tell me Zoi, why does this distress you so?"
"This doesn't Distress me! YOU'RE the one who's acting all physiatrist!"
"Do you have a problem with physiatrist Zoi?"
"That's it I'm DONE!" he yelled grabbing his coat leaving the restaurant
Ami smiled happily to herself as she pulled out her '10 ways to scare him off and keep him away'
"Miss" the waiter walked over
"Oh yes, can I get your Banana's foster with a coffee please?"
The man nodded his head as he headed back to place her order, leaving Ami blissful with her book.
Makoto and Nephrite
"Do you clean your clothes with Windex? [Awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants" Makoto blinked "I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true" he replied sipping on his water
"That wasn't an answer" she said shaking her head "can you stop with th-"
"You're so hot when I look at you I get a tan" he said taking her hand
"Stop it" Makoto said pulling her hand away "can you stop with the annoying pick up lines already?"
"I wanna bag you like some groceries"
Makoto stared at Nephrite as he was trying to stare at her sexually "are you retarded?" she asked "seriously, really?" She rolled her eyes as he wiggled his eye brows "You're really…"
"Irresistible, sexy…your one true love?"
"ANNOYING!" she yelled as she began to walk out of the restaurant
Nephrite stood up quickly yelling out "Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!" causing everyone to look his way "call me" he finished, but she continued to walk out the restaurant as she flipped him off
"Irritating ass whole!" she grumbled as she walked to the bus station "Usa, I'm gonna kill you"
Usagi and Patrice
Usagi picked up her phone and laughed
"What's so funny?" Patrice asked
"It looks like none of my friends dates are going well tonight" she said laughing
Patrice laughed with her as the two walked to the park with their ice cream "well it seems our date is going pretty well"
"Yea, yea it is" Usagi said with a smile "dinner was great by the way, thanks"
"You know skino, I am really sorry for hurting your wrist"
"Don't worry about it, alls forgiven" she said with a grin as they came to the railing of the lake "so tell me Patrice, how does a Japanese boy end up with such an American name?"
Patrice laughed "actually my mother was a Marine"
Usagi stood silent as she stared at him confusingly
"I know I said a lot of negative things…and I've acted like a real ass…but honestly…"
Usagi shook her head when she saw the sad look on his face, Usagi know that look, she placed her hand gently on his and smiled up at him "she's watching over you, you know?" she whispered "even though she's gone, she still loves you"
Patrice smiled down at his date "thanks, you're not bad skino"
"Us military brats gotta stick together" she said nudging him with her shoulder
"I miss her" he whispered looking up into the stars
"Tell me about her" Usagi replied softly
"she was beautiful" he smiled "she had the longest brown hair and the brightest green eyes" he let out a laugh "when I was a kid she use to dance around our home singing these random crazy songs" he shook his head as Usagi smiled "she never let the military affect me, always making sure I came first"
"my dad wouldn't miss any of my recitals, concerts or plays even if he had to show up in his uniform, which was all the time" Usagi laughed "I didn't mind it, it was easier for me to find him that way"
"My mom would do that to me too" Patrice said with a grin "she was also the loudest" he laughed as did Usagi
"When I was 10, I played soccer my dad litterly jumped over this woman—who was just chillin in a yard chair—she nearly choked on her soda" Usagi laughed at the memory
"I guess we're not that different after all"
Usagi shook her head "no I guess not, I lost my mom too" she picked up a small rock and threw it into the water "she died over a year ago"
"Sorry about that"
"It's okay, she's some place safe and happy" Usagi said with a smile "so why act like such an ass? You seem so 'normal' tonight"
Patrice shrugged "defense mechanism I guess" he said with a smiled "figure it's easier to be the ass then the nice guy"
Usagi laughed "I get it, can't get hurt if there's no one close enough to hurt you"
Patrice nodded "exactly" the two stood silent for a few moments "I should get you back now, before your two body guards start to hunt me down" he said with a laugh as Usagi nodded "We're cool?"
"Yea, friends?"
"Friends" the two shook hands "but please understand that just because we're friends doesn't mean Chiba and I will start getting along, I have an image to protect"
Usagi giggled "oh, I totally understand, wouldn't want to mess up that bad boy image of yours" she said sarcastically "but seriously it will be our little secret"
The two started to head back to the car after a great night.
Mamoru's Room
"String Cheese wouldn't shut the hell up! She just kept yelling at me ALL fucking night!" Jed complained as he sat in Mamoru's room
"I don't get Makoto, I mean I used my best pick up lines on her and she walks out! OH and she punched me because I kissed her hand!" Nephrite rubbed his still sore cheek
"I was interrogated! Questioned about my personal dealings, it was as if they were plotting against me! She even did a case study on me! A FUCKING CASE STUDY!"
"I had a good time" Kunzite said drinking his soda
"All you did was sitting on a bench outside Usa's house" Mamoru commented
"Yes, true" Kunzite shrugged "but at less I still have my money, I didn't waste my gas and I was not seen with the towns lay"
"HEY! Minako isn't the Towns whore Kunz! She's a sweet girl" Mamoru defended
"Well at less your date didn't smell like cheese" Jed interjected
Usagi's Room
"The nerve of that…that Anal butt nugget!" Rei yelled as Usagi, Minako, Seiya and Ken fell to the ground laughing, Makoto spit her milk out and started laughing and Ami just stared at Rei
"Anal Butt Nugget? Really?" Ami asked a bit disgusted "must we revert back to middle school?"
"I'm sorry Ames, but that dildo over there pissed me off!"
"Yes, but there is no need for an intelligent lady like yourself, to use such immature language Rei"
"Oh then what would you call him then?" Makoto asked her bluenette friend
"An Ass" she said pointedly
"I think I prefer anal butt nugget" Usagi smiled as Seiya nodded
"Very creative" he said high fiving Rei "so tell us Rei, what did the colon man say or do to piss you off so much?"
"ALL night long he kept naming me after different types of cheeses, honestly I didn't know so many cheeses existed" she answered surprised "but he also caused us to miss our reservation"
"How 'bout you Ami?" Usagi asked
Ami just handed over her notepad
"subject shows acute signs of Obsessive compulsive disorder and disillusions himself in others desires and requests, also trying to accommodate with lack of testosterone, could have father issues or most credible subject was not breast feed as a child, Subject showed psychological instability as he left the eatery in a paranoid and irritated state" Usagi and the girls were silent for a short time as they stared at their bluenette friend
"You used your date as a case study?" Minako asked surprised
"I only did what Usagi told me to do" Ami answered pointing to Usagi
"Ami, I didn't mean for you to REALLY do a case study on the poor boy, He was on edge as it was"
"Well that explains why he's eyeing us" Seiya said pointing at the window
Everyone turned to Usagi's window to find Zoi glaring at the girls
Mamoru's Room
"Their plotting something I can feel it"
"Zoi, dude seriously calm down" Mamoru ordered
"They're not plotting anything, their only looking at you because you won't stop eyeing them" Nephrite corrected
"So I take it everyone's date night turned out bad or nonexistent?" Mamoru asked amused
"Not mine" Patrice smiled as Mamoru glared at his rival "Skino and I had a fantastic time"
"Yea right" Mamoru replied rolling his eyes
"We did, you can even ask her herself" Patrice said pointing to the window where Usagi's head was
"Hi boys" Usagi greeted, as Zoi jumped away in fear, Nephrite tried to fix his hair, Kunzite became happy, and Jed leaned against the window smiling contently
"Ah, sweet coconut cake"
"…hi Jed" the blond greeted as she patted the smelling teens head "ask me what?" she asked as she climbed into the room wearing a pink tank top and black boy shorts
"Usako put some pa-"Mamoru was stopped as Kunzite covered his mouth with his hand
"Shut up Mamoru" he hissed into Mamoru's ear "you were saying Usagi-san?"
"I just wanted to say hi when I heard Patrice say something about asking me something"
"It's okay cookie, Mamoru was just asking about your date with Patrice" Jed said as he took in her sent "so nice" he whispered as Usagi walked back to the window
"Oh, it went great" She replied with a shrug
"USAGI ARE YOU OVER THERE TALKING TO THOSE NUT JOBS?!" Everyone heard Rei yell
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH FETA!" Jed yelled back
Usagi let out a laugh "so you have been calling her different types of cheeses, Ha-ha priceless, well I better get back before they drag me…Goodnight guys"
"NIGHT" they all replied