Chapter 2:
I felt mi brain was going to explode, and I wasn't the only one, every unfortunate soul in the room was suffering the same punish, except three persons: Squee, Spoon and Pudge
I had beaten the twins to a bloody pulp for throwing a cake at me and giving people another reason to have a laugh about me, however they had come out victorious, now they were unconscious because of the blood loss, and they didn't have to suffer the horrible torture
On the other hand, Pudge was very busy eating cake to pay attention to the class, this was responsibility of my technique "swap", which I used to change places with my pink friend, I got free from the cake on my clothes by making him trapped into it, and he was very happy that way, he was eating the cake more quickly than his capacity of chewing or swallowing could allow
Back to the subject, the point was that they were the only three people in class safe from the brain explosion
It was the history class, taught by the professor Ezalor LightKeeper, the old man wasn't a bad person as the principal was, he was fond to teenagers and was a very intelligent person, the only problem was that he was very passionate about teaching, to much for our liking, it was thanks to that, that in only 15 minutes, he has recited us all the history of the planet, of our country, and of every important or famous person known by the man between the day the writing was invented to now, making sure of avoiding every interesting detail, and focusing in boring things
Just when I thought I was going to die, I saw her
She has appeared from nowhere thanks to her teleportation ability, also called "blink", teachers almost never realized when she was late for class, some of them pretended to not have realized, and if one of them realized she was late and wanted to punish her, she would always use the same excuse "the door was closed all the time, we are in a second floor, so there isn't a way I could be here if I had arrived late", those were the reasons why she could always arrive late
Her name was Akasha Queenofpain, my ex best friend, also the only girl that was my friend in my entire life, she used to be a good person, everything started to change when her mother died
her father, Azgalor Queenofpain, renounced his job and joined the gangland, with the time he ascended to become the most prosperous organized crime leader of all the country, he became so powerful and rich, that even though everybody know who he really is, no one does anything to stop him
From that moment, Akasha became incredible rich, she started to boast about all her possessions, and decided to ignore me, probably she didn´t thought I was good enough to be the friend of the new "her", just because I wasn't rich and popular, now she hang out with people like her:
Stupid girls like Lina Inverse and Rylai Crestfall (Slayer and Crystal Maiden), and boys even more stupid, like Sven Roguéknight and Magina Stormrage, people who's most loved hobby is making the unpopular, like me, feel insecure
Akasha is the person who annoys me the most, her ego is actually bigger than pudge's stomach, I can't stand her voice when she starts boating of how beautiful she is, each time she sees me, she make everything in her hand to make me look like a fool, she loves making me feel inferior to her
Sometimes I want to strangulate her, or to ask Pudge to swallow her, or ask the techies to fill her with explosives, but there is one thing that stops me from doing any of that… Akasha was, and still is, my first love and sexual fantasy