It's the time of year again. Another week into school and it's already Friday. It's time to hit all the back to school sales and whatever you people do. It's the time where those dastardly Mui Mui heels are 50% off and when those bikinis hit the trash but still clean enough for you to soak up the Indian summer.

First Impressions

J as he says and isas golden already, but why isn't he getting a girl and stop trying to fix his sister's mess? M seems um putting together. Heard the principal is considering her for president. T well, is hiding. Made a lot of friends and to be enemies.

Breaking News. Our top couple is gone and once we all know that the Miraldo kids are causing havoc already but the question is which one and what did they do?

Your email

Dear GG,

I know you are the voice of the young people and I have a report to make. I am missing a teen princess and her father will kill me if I lose her help me.

Bodyguard in Trouble.

Dear BIT,

New York is a small town and it'll be hard to find her but I wish you luck anyway!

GG

Sightings

K and T dancing on a table in the Waldorf lounge, being chased by a bartender and then running to T's townhouse. No comment. Z, F and J walking to school in skirts, one of your stupid games again? A, J and P in Bergdorf's before school starts buying flip-flops. No comment at all. C hopping into a taxi and heading for B's house. Don't we all love love?

For all we know this is going to be a lovely week when our princes battle the sister war and I will be there to get it all.

You know you love me

Gossip Girl

Don't mess with J

Jeremiah folded the papers on his lap as he saw Derek approaching. He had offer to meet him at Fred's but Derek offered his mom's tea store which all smelt too girly, too teaish, and too fancy. It all seemed like something Macey would appreciate. Jeremiah sneezed again as Derek pulled a chair. He tossed the newspaper onto a girl's already full arms and she blushed wildly winking at him and then pausing to undo her top buttons.

EW.

"Hey," Derek picked at the baguette Jeremiah had ordered for him and Jeremiah cleared his throat.

"How's Taylor?" Derek cleared his throat picking at his school tie involuntarily.

"She's hot, Sex is great." Jeremiah raised an eyebrow at him and Derek stared back at him.

"Sex?" he said pulling at his tie like it was choking him- which it was.

"Yeah, we lost it at Greek camp. She's kind of too skinny for me but I never expected to see her again because it was a one night stand and what not." He stuffed the baguette in his mouth.

"Okay?" Jeremiah did not know how to understand it, "and you broke up with Kelsey?"

"Oh yeah- Why do you want to know my business anyway, But I know you fro somewhere, Just where, Oh shit."

"Oh shit is correct." Jeremiah responded standing up, "You shit my sister or Kelsey and I'll have your head, do you understand?" Jeremiah stared coldly into his scared eyes and walked off without a response.

What did I tell you?