Sam had just left Carly's apartment when she saw Freddie right outside his, holding a bouquet of roses.

"Aww, for me? You shouldn't have!" She joked.

Freddie just rolled his eyes, "I didn't! These are for Carly. I was just about to give them to her."

Sam looked them over, "Uh? Why is one of them made of paper??"

"I'm glad you asked that!" Freddie smiled, "I got 11 actual roses and 1 fake to go with this note I'm attaching: 'I will love you 'til the last rose dies'," He read it aloud, "How romantic is that!"

"Please! You call that romantic?! I don't know what's worse, that pathetic line or how you're too much of a cheapskate to buy your girlfriend a dozen real roses!"

"Oh, right, I forgot, I'm talking to you! Sam, you wouldn't know what romance was if it punched you in the gut! And you're way too picky. I feel so sorry for the guy who gets stuck with you."

Sam paused, reached over, pinched a chunk of his brown hair, and ripped it out. She blew it out of her hand into his face and walked away.

"…You know that really hurt!!!" Freddie called after her.

Sam didn't care. She just kept walking. She didn't even notice the motor bike coming right at her as she crossed the sidewalk until it was too late. She was dead.

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…Okay, just kidding. She dodged it just in time.

"Oh my god!! Would you watch where you're going next time?!?" Sam yelled at the concerned motorbiker who rushed to her side.

"Well, you could've looked out like I yelled!" He pulled her up.

She tried brushing the grass stains off her pants, "Yeah, well, you're just a----Griffin?!?" Sam looked up, suddenly remembering who he was.

"Uh…yeah..?" He replied, confused and kind of creeped out.

"You're Carly's ex-boyfriend!"

"Uh…yeah..?"

"Remember me? Carly's best friend forever and co-host."

"...Oh, of course I remember!! I could never forget you!...youuu…what's ur name?"

"Sam!"

"Right. I, um, knew that. Sooo, Samantha…how's Carly been doing? She getting by without me?" Griffin flashed a smile.

"Well, you know, she struggles some days but she's gotten a lot of help from her new BOYFRIEND."

His eyes widened, "Seriously?? She's already got another boyfriend?!"

"Yep..." Sam paused, then smiled, "But, I don't," She came closer, "Oh, and by the way…I love pee wee babies."

Griffin's eyes lit up.