Chapter 11 – Back together

Wanda shuddered when mastermind got closer to her and she closed her eyes. The first thing that happened was that a memory of her and Pietro fighting with Lance and Todd changed to a playfight between them. The four of them was cleaning Lance's jeep and were throwing water at each other. Then Fred came and dumped water over the four of them. Wanda's brow furrowed and she opened her eyes and looked at Pietro. Her brother smiled and took her hand as more memories flooded her mind.

Out in the living room Lina was doing her best to look hostile in the living room. The X-men had all tried to approach her. But she had gotten into a fighting stance glaring at them and if they talked to her she only answered in Norwegian.

"This is unfair yo", Todd grumbled. "She can understand us but we can't understand her!"

John was staying far away from her, still mad for what she did to Pietro that day when Magneto found out. Gambit noticed and walked over and started to speak French to him. This part is in French.

"You look a bit mad John Gambit can see that."

"Of course I'm mad Gambit she hurt Pietro."

"Well technically she healed him…"

"Well she broke his heart."

"Are you sure? Gambit doesn't think Pietro look so broken hearted."

"He is hiding it."

"Gambit thinks you are overreacting. Why don't you try to talk to her?"

"Why?"

"She knows you… a bit."

"Yo", Todd interrupted their chat. "When did ya learn to speak French yo?"

"Long ago", Gambit grinned and John shook his head. "Go on Aussie!"

John rolled his eyes and walked up to Lina she got into a fighting stance again.

"Oh knock it off Lina", he said. "You're not scaring me."

"Maybe this will", she hit the thick wooden table beside her and it cracked in two.

"Whoa", Lance said and John shook his head.

"Come on Lina we just want to talk", he said.

"I have nothing to say to you Cassie."

"What did you call me?"

"Well Wanda seems to think that you are a lowlife Casanova so Cassie."

"Very funny Lina."

She looked smug. "So you admit."

"No… eh what do you want me to admit?"

"That I'm funnier than you."

"Ha that's impossible pinky."

"Oh? Then prove it."

"If you insist… let see once there was this blonde girl going to a shop getting fishing gear. She went to the nearest ice and made a hole in it. Just as she was about to start fishing a voice said: 'You won't get any fish there.' The girl got scared and decided she better do what the voice said. So she walked a bit further away and drilled a new hole. But when she was about to start fishing the same voice said: 'You won't get any fish there.' She moved again and when she'd made the new hole the voice said: 'You won't get any fish there.' The blonde girl looked up. 'How do you know', she asked. 'Are you God?' 'No', the voice said. 'But I'm the janitor here at the hockey rink.'."

Some of the X-men cracked up and Lina tilted her head to the side.

"I thought Pietro told you to never ask Johnny for a joke yo", Todd hissed to Lance.

"He did… Maybe the Aussie has some good ones."

John looked around at the laughing X-men and grinned smugly.

"Come on Northy", he said. "Show me what ya got!"

"As you wish", she grinned. "Once a Swede won 5000 thousand dollars and took a trip to US. He decided to go to the biggest state, Texas. When he get there he went into the hotel restaurant to get some food. The server asked him what he wanted. 'A pizza', the Swede said. The server asked if he wanted the normal size, the big size or the Texas size. The Swede chose the Texas size. After eating the whole thing the server asked him if he wanted to drink something. 'A beer' the Swede answered. The server asked if he wanted normal size, big size or Texas size. The Swede took a Texas size. After that he was so full and needed to go to the toilet. He asked the server for the way and the server said the first door to the right. But the Swede was too drunk so he took the left one instead and ended up at the pool. He fell into it and guess what he yelled."

John thought for a moment.

"I don't have a clue", he said.

"Don't flush!" Lina said and the most of the X-men cracked up.

"What's so funny?"

Everyone turned to see Pietro and Wanda stand in the doorway. Wanda was holding her brother's hand looking sad and happy at the same time.

"My lady", Lina exclaimed and hurried over and hugged her. "Are you alright?"

"I'm fine Lina… and you are you enjoying yourself?"

"Oh yes I'm having funny."

"Fun", the others said in unison.

"Details, details", Lina said and her eyes then fell on Pietro and she blushed. "Hi…"

"Hi Lina", he said and grinned.

"Uh I guess I better leave now", she walked away towards the other door but Pietro blocked her way as he zipped up to her.

"Why?"

"Well Magneto will be wondering where we are."

"Sorry but I can't let you go."

"Oh and why is that?"

"Because we are not on his side anymore Lina", Wanda said and walked up to them. "My father brainwashed me… and now he'll pay."

"Wanda what did we tell you", Pietro grinned.

"Okay, okay take it easy and deal with it later."

"Good girl."

Wanda glared at him and then turned to the others.

"What are you looking at", she spat.

"Snookums", Todd yelled and jumped up to her and hugged her. "You're back! You came back to me!"

"Get off me", she grumbled and hexed him across the room.

"Nice to meet you again Cherie", Gambit grinned.

"Hi Wands", Lance gave her a hug and she hugged him back before receiving hugs from the others.

"Come on give me a kiss", Todd grinned but she pushed him aside.

"Oh no", she said and walked towards John. "Sorry Todd this girl is taken."

She planted her lips on John's and his eyes turned big before he returned the kiss.

"Hey!" Todd said and the others laughed. Lina was laughing too when she felt a hand on her shoulder and she was twirled around. She didn't have time to react before Pietro planted his lips on her. She melted into the kiss.

"Oi now this is ridiculous", Todd pouted. "How come Speedy and Johnny gets girls!"

Wanda and John parted and she leaned her head on his shoulder.

"It's easy Todd", she said. "They are taking care of their hygiene."

"And", Lina said hugging Pietro close to her. "They're cute."

"Are you saying I'm not cute", Todd said.

"I think we can state that I just did."

"I hate you."

"Aw Toddy don't feel that way." She pouted. "I was beginning to like you."

Todd blushed and jumped off muttering something to himself.

Magneto crushed the glass in his hand when he realized Wanda and Healer were gone. He knew Charles was behind it and he was going to let him pay for it.

TBC First of all the jokes are not made up by me. The first one a girl in the class where I was doing practical training found in a book. The second my English teacher told me. And it's a Swede since I'm Swedish and my teacher told it like that. (He's a Swede too)

Midnight-lady123123 - Yes I'm alive. My exams went well I passed. It's not so amazing but I'll hope you enjoyed it

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