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~Bella~

I raced to the park. I know Carlisle said that Edward and Renesmee where getting along, but seeing them yesterday proved to me how easily they could get on each others bad side.

As I got to the park I could hear the laughing and giggling of all the children. It was packed. I looked around and found Edward sitting on a bench by the sandboxes with an annoyed look on his face. He looked up when he saw me and a smile replaced his scowl. I smiled back and walked to him, but I noticed a familiar stench in the air.

"Hey" he said softly. I found myself getting lost in his eyes forgetting the horrible smell.

"Hi" I breathed back. I sat down beside him and he wrapped his arm around my shoulder and kissed my cheek. I leaned against him. As I sat down I saw Renesmee running around laughing and playing hide and seek with a bunch of other kids. "Why aren't you playing with her?" I teased.

He scuffed. "Because Jacob decided to surprise her and meet us up here. He smells even worse than usual today, so I told him he could hang out with Nessie for a while."

I laughed. "I don't see him" I said looking around. What I did notice was all the other mothers glaring at me. I guess they all wanted Edward. It was a little disturbing considering that Edward looked at least half their age.

"Mommy" Renesmee squealed running up to me with excitement.

"Hey" I said back picking her up and sitting her on my lap. "Whoa Renesmee" I said covering my nose. "You are going to have to take a bath when we get home" I said noticing she smelled exactly like Jacob.

"Jacob said he wanted to turn me into a stink bomb" she said giggling. "He hugged me all over to give daddy a head ache."

"Well he succeeded" Edward said rubbing his temples.

"Where is he?" I said. I still hadn't seen him this whole time, and it was hard to miss him.

"He is stuck in the tunnel."

"Oh'' I said with a laugh. She placed her hand on her cheek and showed me Jacob chasing her and some other kids around the park. He went to grab one but they ducked into a tunnel. He went in after him and wasn't able to get out.

"Daddy said it was okay to call Jacob an idiot, but nobody else. Right daddy?" Renesmee said turning towards Edward.

I turned to glare at Edward too. "Nessie, why don't you go try to get Jacob out the tunnel" Edward said avoiding eye contact.

"Kay" she said hopping of my lap and running to play.

"I really hope you haven't confused her" I said pulling from under his arm. He tightened his grip on me and wouldn't let go. I didn't have my newborn strength anymore so there was no getting away.

"I'm sorry" he said pulling me back to him. I didn't respond. "She asked me what it meant and I told her it was someone who does very dumb things all the time. She immediately thought of Jacob and I just couldn't help but go along with it."

"She doesn't think she will get in trouble for it?" I asked.

"No. I told her she wouldn't get spanked if she called him that, and only him."

"Fine" I said turning towards him. "As long as she understands."

"Thank you love" Edward said kissing my cheek. I couldn't help but smile.

"I love you too" I said back kissing him back.

"Eww. Get a room" Jake yelled from across the playground. I guess somebody braved his stench and released him from the tunnel. He had Renesmee on his shoulders and little kids standing around. They were all looking at us like they had never seen their parents kiss before.

"Nice to see you too Jake" I said getting up. "Come Renesmee it's time to go."

"I don't want to" she said clinging to Jacob.

"We have to go eat lunch" I said trying to give her the time to get down herself.

"No. Jake said I could play with him all day" she said looking down at Jacob to back her up.

"I'll get her something to eat, it will be nutritious too. You can trust me Bella" Jake said with his infamous smile.

I didn't feel like arguing, and plus that would give me and Edward some time to ourselves. "Ok. I'm trusting you Renesmee. Not you Jake" I said firmly grabbing Edwards hand.

"I'll be good. I promise" she giggled carrying on with their game of hide and seek.

"She's not going to break her promise" Edward said as we walked into the parking lot to his Volvo. "But Jake his going to order them pizza and hot wings, with delux ice cream sundae's for desert, so she's going to have to eat a healthy dinner tonight."

I laughed. "It'll be fine" I said as we got into the car and drove off to our cottage. I knew I could trust our daughter to make the right decisions, even if Jacob could not. I was just happy my family was getting along.

~Jasper~

"Can you believe what Emmett and Nessie did to my watch?" I said to Alice pointing at what now looked like a lump of coal.

"Just buy yourself another one" she shrugged, continuing to scan our closet for something she could throw out so she could go shopping again.

"It was an antique. I found it back when I was first changed" I said trying to get her to realize how priceless it was to me.

"So" she replied. "It was a old moldy watch that you found back when you were sleeping with another woman, that now looks like a lump of coal" she said getting the story straight.

"Yes" I said through gritted teeth. She made it sound worse than it was.

"I think Emmett and Nessie did you a favor. That watch was a piece of crap anyway'' she said as she walked out the door.

I stood there shocked. Then my anger began to boil. If I was human my face would be bright red.

"EMMETT" I screamed. "YOU BETTER RUN!"

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