Always: Okay, I have now learned how the Italian words work, it took a few lessons online so I think I got... -slurps Starbucks- Oh, I also thank you all for reviewing, this is the fastest that I got 12 reviews before the 3rd chapter. But I think I should change the summary to have the word SPOILERS in there...I think I might have spoiled things for some people...
Giotto: I can't believe you actually got Alaude to make me buy a Starbucks for you...I can't even get him to put away things.
Alaude: That's because your weak... -slurps Starbucks as well-
Giotto: Ehh!? ALWAYS!!! HE CALLED ME WEAK BUT I'M THE FIRST!!! Why do people torture me so!!!
Always: Gawd you guys are to similar to Hibari and Tsuna, which also reminds me...
Asari: Hello Lady Liberta how are you today?
Giotto: OMG ITS HIM!!!
Alaude: hnn, how dull...
Always: Hi Asari!!!...wait, what did I say about formalities!!! Always sounds better and is easier to say anyways...
Asari: Ahaha, sorry, its a habit
Always: Hnn?
Asari: Well then, Liberta-chan doesn't own KHR, it belongs to Akira Amano.
Always: WHAT THE FUDGE DID I JUST SAY!?
Asari: Aha! Sorry...
Broadcast 2: Pinched by Clams
"Reborn, are you sure this is legal?" Tsuna asked for the 27th time that hour. "I mean, are you really, really sure?"
"Of course Dame-Tsuna," Reborn started, "If you don't get caught."
"HOW CAN WE NOT TO GET CAUGHT IF WE ARE ON PUBLIC TELEVISION!?"
"Simple, we threaten people with our dying will, Hibari is doing a good job at it."
"HIBARI ALWAYS SCARES PEOPLE!!!"
"Really?" Reborn asked, "Haven't noticed."
"HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE NOTICED!?"
"Quiet Baka-Tsuna, we're starting soon."
"Ughh, I'll go tell everyone else then." Tsuna replied unwillingly, "Que the theme music..."
~We're Back with the Stormy Rain~
"Yo everyone!" Yamamoto greeted, "This is your evening Namimori news with us again, nah? Gokudera..."
"Unfortunately yes," Gokudera replied angrily.
"A-re? Are you okay Gokudera? You seem to be rather upset."
"NO SHIT I AM BASEBALL-IDIOT!!!"
"Ahahaha, thought so, but lets put our feelings aside so that we can give everyone the highest quality of updates."
"Che..."
"I'll take that as a yes then," Yamamoto laughed as he faced the camera. "Well last week has been quite eventful hasn't it?"
"hmph..."
"Like Sempai and his sister did an advertisement for his boxing club."
"hmph..."
"Or when Hibari did his report, I didn't know he could cause that many accidents 5 minutes before his turn."
"hmph..."
"Or when Mukuro failed to open the door by pulling when the door said push."
"pffftt..."
"Aha! Got you there!" Yamamoto exclaimed happily.
"Yeah, yeah, we have to move on now." Gokudera replied back unfazed. "Right now we recently got our report on the manga chapter that came out on February 5th. Chapter 276 I believe..."
"Yeah! That one was the cliffhanger when Byakuran hit Tsuna around the neck. Now he's strangling Tsuna and criticizing him of everything!"
"Don't say things like that about the tenth smiling!" Gokudera snapped back, "Anyways, unfortunately it is true, It is a one sided battle so far with marshmallow freak taking the gold. Juudaime is suffering major injuries, especially around the throat area."
"Maa, maa Gokudera, calm down, Tsuna will come round," Yamamoto glanced down at the manga sheet, "See look Gokudera." He exclaimed, hoisting the paper up. "Tsuna is boosting up the flame power on his ring...no wait, never mind Byakuran is tightening his grip on Tsuna's neck, oohhh ouch, now he totally just cut off Tsuna's air supply...oh, and now he just-"
"Will you stop it baseball-idiot?" Gokudera muttered loud enough for the said 'Baseball-idiot' to hear.
"Oh, sorry Gokudera, got carried away in the trauma..." Yamamoto answered back. "But there is some good news isn't there?"
"What news would that be?"
"Well, Uni is getting sucked into the tri-ni-setto- No wait that's a bad thing..."
Gokudera was now scowling at the manga in front of him, trying to resist the urge to rip it to shreds.
"Oh, found it!" Yamamoto said after reading several pages, "Look, Reborn is here, and look, the Acrobaleno pacifiers are opening up! Aha! Fong's (No offense) looks retarded, the pacifier is barfing up a braid." Yamamoto went back to laughing.
Gokudera snatched the page from Yamamoto, read over it, and slightly grinned at the stupidity of it all.
"Che, its true, it does look a bit weird, not that I'm criticizing or anything." Gokudera replied tossing the paper back to Yamamoto. "Also it seems that Acrobaleno or the strongest 7 are able to be revived in the presence of the sky Acrobaleno."
"Yup and that's why Uni-chan was asking Tsuna to protect her," Yamamoto started up again, "Since she needed to protect her comrades pacifiers in order for them to come back. It is also said that if the Acrobaleno and Tsuna combine powers they will be able to beat Byakuran. But it will take another hour for that to happen, and Byakuran knocked Tsuna out cold..."
"At least you read," Gokudera replied whilst looking through the last couple of pages. "Now Reborn is saying that it will not be the Acrobaleno that will beat Byakuran, but his own student Tsuna, and that went to the 'to be continued."
"I'm hoping that Tsuna will wake up, I mean, as I said last week, Tsuna can't die unless the show is a biography of his life."
"I hate those kind of stories..."
"Even the ones that end with 'It was all just a dream' Gokudera?"
"Yes, especially those, cause then its a everlasting, or repeated story."
"Ah, we're getting off topic again!" Yamamoto noted as he picked up another sheet or paper. "Lets take a look on the update for the anime which aired on February 6th."
"That was episode 170," Gokudera corrected, "It starts off with Tsuna beating Torikabuto, and now the other players on the Millefiore team is going after the decoys. One was going towards you, you better have been prepared."
"Of course I was, Irie told me and even lowered the decoy so that I would be able to ambush the enemy easier."
"And then when you attacked, out came Saru who got you first."
"Correction, it was the phantom Knight Genkishi, not Saru."
"They are the same person you idiot!!!"
"Oh, really? Wow, what a twist...and the perfect revenge!" exclaimed Yamamoto. "This was also the episode on which Reborn introduced Asari, and the Attack Arsari Ugetsu, the 4 irregular swords because of my new attacks."
"Cambio Forma with Kojiro your swallow and Jiro who held your 3 short blades." remarked Gokudera.
"Yup, I fight with 4 swords, Genkishi so copied me."
"Actually Genkishi used them first." Gokudera corrected.
"But the box was made before, but introduced later then him." *1 Yamamoto retaliated.
"Okay whatever, just know everyone that now these two use four swords now." Gokudera said turning back towards the camera.
"Ahahaha, good cover up, we wouldn't want people to know what really was going on in the Mafia." laughed Yamamoto.
"What if the people who are watching this are in the mafia?"
"Ahh, touche..."
"You know what I'm starting to realize though about these Manga/Anime updates?" Gokudera said.
"Whats that?" asked Yamamoto.
"People wouldn't really have to go and look this up if we're just going to talk about it anyway."
"Really? But I guess recaps are fun right? Even though they are still a little too late...Plus, it gives time for our other segments to get ready."
"What about time for us, we don't get extra time! We go on air straight away!" yelled Gokudera, but then stopped to think before yelling, "What I just said sounded wrong just now but who cares!"
(The authoress starts to sweat when 5 bombs came flying her way ^-^")
"Maa, maa, calm down nee?" said Yamamoto. "At least people will be happy with the extreme 4-D-ness." *2
"Point taken."
"Anyways, I think that's about it we have for our time here, next is Tsuna with the weather since having the same order every week is so troublesome and boring, hope to see you again soon everyone!!!"
~Skies are Clear Right?~
"Hello everyone its me again..." Tsuna muttered, cautiously looking at the screen. Why he was worried about the screen? Only Reborn would know.
"Anyways, I'm here for the weather...again..."
He then paused and glanced down at his paper sighing.
"Reborn, I have a feeling this is going to be turned into a overused joke every chapter..."Tsuna glanced over at Reborn.
"Hnn? You sure? Well I guess next time we'll give you a new script."
"I'M NOT ASKING FOR IT TO BE ANY DUMBER!!!"
"Damare! Baka Tsuna, the people at home are waiting for the report. Besides this report's going to be pretty good as well," Reborn said.
"What makes you say tha- HOLY SHITAKE MUSHROOMS ITS A GUN!!!" Tsuna cried out as the screen revealed Reborn's gun facing him.
"Yup, I apparently got the person in charge to install that for me. Its too help everyone in this studio get their will to work again."
(The authoress has just been shot with an X-Burner)
"HOW IS THAT SUPPOSE TO HELP ANYONE!!!"
"Simple Dame-Tsuna, by doing this..." Reborn replied pressing the giant red button he was holding.
"Huwhat-?"
The gun immediately fired at Tsuna's head.
"REBORN! TELL THE WEATHER FORECAST THAT'S RIDICULOUSLY WEIRD WITH MY DYING WILL!!!"
"It's been awhile since we seen that nah? Minna-san?" Reborn asked facing the screen.
"TODAY'S WEATHER WILL BE LAMBO GOKUDERA'S COMING IN THROUGH THE EAST!!! ALONG WITH SOME MUKURO AND CHROME TOMORROW MORNING!!!"
"Waaa, that was fast, lets looks at the temperatures..."
"THE TEMPERATURES WILL REIGN BETWEEN 40 DEGREES TO 47 DEGREES!!! MAKE SURE TO WEAR A JACKET TODAY!!!
"Oh, I forgot to mention to everyone, we added a new segment to the weather section, how high the waves will be."
"THE WAVES TODAY WILL BE 13 FEET ON ALL SHORES!!! DON'T ATTEMPT TO SURF!!!"
"I'll still make Tsuna do it anyways." Reborn whispered to the side.
"HOMYGAWD- Ughh, I feel like a weight crashed into my head." Tsuna jerked up from his dying will mode.
He then glanced up at the camera.
"A-re? Are we already done Reborn?" He asked facing towards the infant.
"Yes, we are, oh and here's a spare change of clothes." Reborn said handing the clothing up to Tsuna.
"Hieee!!! You mean to tell me you fired that overused joke since episode 1!?"
"Yesh..."
"NOT ON PUBLIC TELEVISION!!" Tsuna cried out face falling onto the floor due to Reborn kicking him in the head.
"Well everyone next we have Hibari with the traffic, and don't worry, we made sure he didn't cause any more accidents...right?"
"I wouldn't be too sure about that Tsuna, but go on believing in what you want to believe."
"Okay, that's good- now wait a minute WHAT!?"
~The Force of Clouding Automobiles~
"Hibari-san please tell me that you didn't wreck havoc on the roads again!" Tsuna pleaded over the headphones.
"What do you mean wreak havoc? I am merely keeping the peace of Namimori herbivore." Hibari answered.
"Oh, okay that's good..I think"
"Che, I would really have time to cause more car accidents."
"Why did I sense sarcasm in that..."
"Hnn. Would you let me continue with my report herbivore, I'm already impatient as it is."
"Uhhh, okay?"
"Hmph, anyways today we had a total of 45 car accidents in the last half-hour..."
"I FUDGING KNEW IT!!!" A certain voice was heard in the back.
Ignoring it Hibari continued once again, "The biggest one was from last week, I hope you all remember that report, otherwise you herbivores would be handcuffed to death." *3
Everyone silently listened in through the supposed soundproof door, including the director herself.
"Just so you know, the major accident was that the traffic was taking so long to clear up, I suppose I'll say that I was tired of waiting for those pathetic herbivores to move on that I cleared the path for everyone by driving the ambulance through the wreckage."
"Geh, he's like a wolf,' Everyone stammered to each other.
"What was that Herbivores?"
Everyone now stiffened behind the doors. Oh boy was someone going to get fired for making insignificant soundproof doors.
"Okay that just about wraps things up, next is...he's not worth being spoken of." Hibari scoffed and walked past the stammering cast begging for forgiveness, most likely on his way to collect more "data" for next weeks news.
~The Sun finally got the Plan~
"EXTREME!!!" Yelled the overly optimistic senior flailing his arms around everywhere.
"Nii-chan, your cue is on." Kyoko said as her brother made his 33rd time around the studio.
"OOOOH!!! EXTREME EXAMINATION SKILLS KYOKO!" He yelled back.
"Aha, thank you oniichan, but we should start now."
"EXTREME! WE JUST GOT IN A NEW EXTREME PRODUCT FOR ALL YOUR EXTREME NEEDS!!!"
"Its a product you all might know about."
"ITS AN EXTREME SOLAR PANEL WATER HEATER!!!"
Everyone fell face down on the floor.
"NOT ONLY WOULD THIS EXTREME WATER HEATER WASTE YOUR MONEY! BUT AT LEAST IT WILL EXTREMELY BE BROKEN WHEN YOU RECEIVE IT!!! THAT'S WHAT I CALL AN EXTREME DEAL RIGHT KYOKO!?
"But oniichan if its broken then you receive it...Mine as well go to a junkyard or second hand shop."
"WOOHHH! BUT THIS HAS EXTREME CUP HOLDERS!!!"
"Wow, that's..."
"EXTREME!!! SO ALL YOU EXTREME PEOPLE WHO WANT A BROKEN WATER HEATING PANEL...WITH CUP HOLDERS!!! CALL 1-800-EXTREME!!! ORDER NOW!!!"
"Next we have Rokudo Mukuro...Jaa Nah Minna-san!"
~The Mist can open Doors but can he...~
"Kufufufufu, looks like its back to me again now isn't it?" Mukuro chuckled on the screen.
'Nobody wanted you back unless you knew how to do your job.' thought the terrified staff in the back.
"Well then, I'm pretty sure the bakery from last week will be opened today." his voice laced with sarcasm.
Mukuro went up to the door where those lucky bastards await, this time he PUSHED the damn door and walked inside. But what do you know, the flavor of the month *4...(Do I really have to say?)
Lets just say Mukuro would be absent for a bit due to ominous scenes haunting him at the set.
The authoress would never dare to send that pineapple head back into that bakery this month. So with further to do lets move on!
~Mist says shes got a Problem~
"...Mukuro-sama?" Chrome asked quietly to herself.
...
"...Mukuro-sama??" she asked again.
...
The silence was really starting to bother her now.
"Mukuro-sama stop sulking in the extremity of your fake world of flowers and apologize to all the viewers!" she finally exclaimed stomping both her feet softly to the ground.
...
"I'm sorry everyone," Chrome started looking up at the camera, "It seems that Mukuro-sama has admitted defeat to this series until the theme of this month changes."
...
"Mukuro-sama, the theme of the month was cherry, I don't get what got you so riled up."
...
"Who in the world said there was...oohhhh..."
...
"I still don't get why your sulking though, I have the same hairstyle as you. Plus the first mist guardian had it worst."
...
"You know what, I think I'll go on with the maintenance schedule." Chrome started as she picked up the sheet of paper that feel to the floor. "It seems that Valentines Day is coming up on Sunday, along with Chinese New Years. But we've yet got any requests..."
She looked around and wafted the mist attempting to cover her."Mukuro-sama, just because you aren't having a good time doesn't mean that I'm not."
...
"hahhhh, well then everyone, we are still looking forward to what to put in spaces in between. I guess we could have a sports section since the super bowl is starting but still we need feedback. However we sincerely thank you all for all the reviews and we hope you faithful readers would wait patiently...We're also sorry that this came in late, but apparently our authoress had issues come up at school."
...
"So what if she eats pineapples now, nobodies gonna eat you anyways."
...
"I guess you can call yourself that, but how old are you? You seem to be acting like a 5 year old now."
...
"Mukuro-sama, I don't want to put you in time out, but I will if you keep this up." Chrome turned to the camera a bit stressed. "Well everyone, we will try to make this a double update since the new chapter for this week and the episodes already came out."
She glanced at the paper again, "Oh, and this is really important since its almost Valentines Day, we want you all to tell us your favorite KHR couple. It could be 1827, 8059, 3851 anything you guys like, it could even be crack like 6996, but then again would you really want to do that too me...well anyways please choose ANY couple, yes I said ANY let me bold it for people who have a hard time reading...ANY. So we look forward to your answers, and maybe just maybe the valentines special will be up on Monday since the authoress is off school that day. *5
And the screen faded black thus ending our report...
Notes:
1) Let me straightened things up for you all if you're confused. When Tsuna first went to future he met 10yr Later Yamamoto, well the lather had the Vongola box but just didn't use it. And Genkishi seeing as he appeared later on in the series uses 4 swords it technically makes Yamamoto the first to use four swords first. But this is my own opinion, and I only started watching this series last year so don't mind me if I'm wrong...
2) 4-D technically means being out of the ordinary. If you are a 4-D person that means that you are blunt, speak up for yourselves in the weirdest ways, and when someone says someones head was cut off you wont say eww, you would say how much blood was there or AWESOME TO THE EXTREME. In other words its like being a masochist or sadistic. Unfortunately for me I fall in that category, it runs int he family so not too many people are this...Damn Disney... they're brainwashing EVERYONE!!!With their altered voiced songs and goody goody TV shows that technically have the same plot. (Nah I don't have anything against Disney...)
3) Hibari said this in Chapter...Actually all I remember is that it was a chapter called Handcuffed...aha, it still sounds perverted either way -tonfa'ed-
4) Napoleons Bakery apparently has this thing going on called the flavor of the month where they go with a fruit or flavor and use it most in one month. I'm not sure if they ever had the pineapple month but all I know is that this month its cherry...
5) Basically you can go crazy with the voting and the top 3 or 5 will be announced next chapter or so forth...so if you review this a little after the next chapter it wouldnt really count...I'm just foreshadowing so go finger happy and type down all your favorite KHR couples...(Limit 3 okay? I cant type and keep track of so much TT^TT)
Always: I think this turned out pretty good, I got my Starbucks, I saw the recent chapter and episode today as well. But I'm terribly sorry that this was so late!!! -bangs head on floor multiple times-
Alaude: ...
Giotto: Why couldn't I have bought a Starbucks...
Asari: Aha! Its okay, wanna hear my flute? I somehow found it even though I sold it awhile back!
Always: OMG! Can I get lessons from you!? I suck at the flute, I'm in like....12th chair out of 20!
Asari: Weren't you originally in 9th chair, 1st Flute part? Plus you were the 1 of the 2 freshmen that had 1st flute?
Always: Yesh, but apparently after challenges from seniors and a junior I was demoted...
Alaude: You're a failure in band? Pathetic...its a Mickey Mouse course.
Giotto: Better then me...
Always: Well then everyone I hope to see this thing get updated on the weekend I have. Rate and Review please for I have nothing else better to do right now then go out and celebrate me ethnicity!!! Happy Valentines Day and Chinese New Years! You all get free chocolate and fireworks! -throws happily outwards-
Asari: Ummm, those are bombs Lady Liberta-
Always: OMG MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!!! AHHHHHHH!!!