Always: OMG GET A BUCKET OF WATER!!!
Giotto: Is her head still on fire?
Asari: It seems so...
Alaude: Hnn? That is terribly pathetic...
Always: OMG HALP ME!!! ITS BECAUSE I DIDN'T UPDATE YESTERDAY HUH!? THAT RIGHT I'M CORRECT RIGHT!? WELL I'M SORRY!!!
G.: Good gawd won't you shut up!
Always: G.~......Why don't you help me!? The Reviewers would. T^T
Giotto: Holy fudgsicle sticks! G. what are you doing here!?
G.: Your childhood friend can't be here but your guardians can!? -emo corner- I'm hurt...
Alaude: Hnn?
Asari: Hey its G.! Wow, didn't notice you there!
G.: Oh, even worse, I could understand Alaude but even the musician couldn't see me either. Always does not own KHR, character belong to Akira Amano
Alaude: You know, sometimes I wonder if that is even necessary.
Always: Please remember everyone this chapter and this chapter ONLY has implications of couples. Is that okay because it is after Valentines Day right?
Broadcast 3: Clams Keep on Falling
"Ahhh, Reborn I'm tired, we've been going at this for 3 weeks now, should we stop." Tsuna complained as he dropped his head into his arms on the table.
"We've gotten this far already though Dame-Tsuna," Reborn asked, who received a yelp from Tsuna when he kicked him in the head.
"Ouch, Reborn-" Tsuna started before he was met face to face with the infants gun. "Okay, I get it, now please don't shoot me."
"Good, oh by the way, watch your head."
"Huh? Why- OUCH!" Tsuna yelled as his gloves came tumbling from above along with dying will pills crashing onto his already bruised head.
"Well is everyone in place!?" Reborn called out to the staff which all gave him a thumbs up except for Chrome since Mukuro was refusing to do so.
Ignoring that statement Reborn continued.
"Cue the Opening now! We shall start this rare occasion of Valentines and New Years on the same day!
"Heh!?"
~Will the Sun do something that would EVER help?~
"WOAH! KYOKO! LOOK WE ARE FIRST ON THE EXTREME AIR!!!" the excited boxer hoped up and down excitedly.
"That's a bit strange thought don't you think?" Kyoko asked uncertain with the joy her brother was emitting. "I mean aren't commercials suppose to be in the MIDDLE of the show?"
"WHO EXTREMELY CARES!?"
"Point taken."
"WELL TODAY WE GOT A EXTREME PRODUCT SINCE VALENTINES DAY WAS EXTREMELY RECENT!!!"
"Ahh, you mean that oniichan?"
"YES THAT, AND THAT EXTREMELY IS, THE EXTREME SECURITY SYSTEM FOR COMPUTERS!!!" *1
"Yup, for everyone who received Valentines/New Years Cards over the internet you can never be to careful, especially with all the virus's going around. But oniichan, doesn't the Mafia have the most capable security system like the time we were in the future?"
"REMEMBER THAT EXTREME EPISODE WITH THE CODE A, B, C, D AND SO FORTH KYOKO!? THAT SECURITY SYSTEM WAS EXTREMELY HORRIBLE!!!"
"Ahh, that's true, it got really hot in the base too..." *2
"SO THAT IS WHY PEOPLE CAN NEVER BE TOO EXTREMELY CAUTIOUS! BECAUSE EVEN THE MAFIA HAS EXTREME VIRUS PROBLEMS!!!"
"You're right. But doesn't the Mafia usually START the virus's," Kyoko asked questionably to her brother.
Ryohei was silent for once in his life. The Apocalypse must REALLY be near...
"Two more years!" a voice called out. *3
~The Sky will have to Deal with it~
Tsuna hesitated before speaking hearing Ryohei go quiet. 'How weird.' he thought to himself before gathering the documents for the weather.
"Well then, since its my turn I better start soon." Tsuna stated as he reached into his pocket and grabbed somethings out. "Reborn is going to have my head if I don't do this so I best be able to take it." He then swallowed what ever was in his hand as the flame on his head kindled.
"We will now begin the report..." Hyper Tsuna started, "Today is mostly Ryohei with a few Hibari's..."
He said that with a straight face...people laughed.
"Temperatures range between 95 or 96 degrees, actually its unusually hot today for it being only prior to spring. But tonight temperatures will range between 18 and 59, a severe drop if you ask me."
Reborn comes walking in, "Oi Tsuna...oh, good job you already started."
"That was because oniisan somehow ran out of things to say." Tsuna replied bluntly still in dying will mode, only to earn a kick in the head and winced softly.
"Your still a thousand years to be blunt with me. I'm pretty sure only Fran could pull that off." Reborn stated. *4
"Sure~, can I at least continue then?" Tsuna asked.
WHACK
"Touche." he replied as he turned back to the camera. "The trade winds are not coming at all due to this sudden heat wave, but remember that tonight it going to be fairly cold due to opposites and all that hallabalu...and tomorrow we could at least hope there would be some Hibari in the...Tsuna???"
A few of the crew members started laughing or giggling.
(The director was given a zero point break through)
"You know you just stated something 1827 related right?" Reborn asked looking questionably at his student.
Tsuna sighed heavily whilst still being able to keep the still facade, "Unfortunately due to the internet and Reborn making me search the web all night for the weirdest things I know that sounded wrong, but get your mind out of the gutter please. Anybody who has no idea what I'm talking about, good, lets keep it that way."
"Sure you are, but I'm pretty sure people out there would want to-" Reborn started.
"I do not want mentally scar the viewers with that statement so lets ignore that line for now or press the delete button on everyone's mind, otherwise one by one something vanish inconspicuously and then everyone would think that it was Dino."
"Who said you can drag me into this little bro!" Dino called out from somewhere watching his television.
"D18." Tsuna replied somehow speaking to Dino.
"Ahh, touche."
"Didn't think that he would be watching the news on this certain channel. Well then Tsuna I think that concludes it." Reborn concluded.
"Okay then," Tsuna replied as his flame now flickered out. "Next we have...oh great, speaking of pairings, Chrome is next since Mukuro is still being antisocial by locking himself in the closet. Jaa naa, minna-san."
~Mist and her Valentine...ness...ness, and the Mist Recluse~
"Yatta...Good job Boss with that last conversation that coincidentally led to mine." Chrome looked surprisingly at the camera.
...
"Didn't know you lived in the gutter Mukuro-sama, anyways, I have the results for the poll on everyone's favorite KHR coupling...To be truthful the person tallying up the results wasn't all surprised."
...
"No Mukuro-sama, to be truthful you weren't ranked at the...umm...top?"
...
"Sorry everyone, Mukuro-sama is now a recluse...." She glanced down nervously. "Well then I shall now announce the results."
...
"Sure, you can help Mukuro-sama. At least now I can't have everyone call you a Recluse anymore, Ken and Chikusa would be upset if that happened." Chrome said happily. As the said brought out her trident which dispatched mist.
"Kufufufu, oya oya. Looks like I shall be sharing time with you Nagi." Mukuro chuckled with his arms limping off to the side.
"You wet the sleeves so much with your tears that its too heavy for you too lift Mukuro-sama?" Chrome asked worried.
"Wrong, its because I was trapped in a water tank, I was not crying. Or sulking. Or listening to the emo music you told me not to listen to...opps." Mukuro gaped.
"You said too much." Chrome stated. "But its partially my fault too, I didn't make sure you through those CD's away. Plus sound doesn't travel through water. Even I know that..."
"Correction, water doesn't travel, as WELL." Mukuro corrected.
"But unlike you, I never had the proper education." Chrome said softly.
"I didn't have an education. I was trapped in a water basin for 10 years remember." Mukuro retaliated.
"I had to go into hiding for that 10 years..."
"I was experimented on when I was younger by my own family."
"I was hated by my family, friends, teachers and I got hit by a truck to save a cat..."
"I had to- Oh I'm out of ideas." Mukuro sat down and rested his cheek on his right arm. "Kufufu, didn't think I'd have less problems then the one I possessed."
"Mukuro-sama, you have problems for wanting to possess someone with more problems then you. For example, Boss, he has a whole ton of problems and you want to possess him. Same goes for Fran, he's stuck with a blood thirsty prince and a long haired commander."
"Who said anything about possessing that little one, prior to what I just said, he was an apprentice...I think. Still is actually."
"The manga or anime didn't explain as much did it? Well then, as I was saying we shall now announce the results." Chrome nodded her head at Mukuro who sank deeper into his chair. "For the couples with only one vote there was 6927, 6959, 10069-"
"Oya? I didn't think I'll be paired up with the marshmallow obscene person." Mukuro scoffed.
"Apparently you are though, and lets see, there is also 6996- Now wait just a minute!"
"Oya? Some decided to choose THAT couple."
"But aren't we like...siblings? Twins are more like it though." *5
"It must be because of that episode."
"That episode?"
"The one that also seemed to get people to pair me up with the marshmallow...and you with that cloud guardian as well."
"Huh? Oh, well then lets see what else.1896, 2796...Mukuro-sama I'm starting to worry about the sanity of our viewers. Me and Boss...and Hibari..." Chrome gave a nervous glance to the said guardian.
"At least it isn't a Yaoi or Yuri pairs." proclaimed Mukuro. "Otherwise I'm pretty sure you'd be scarred even more if there was Yuri."
"How do you know all this? How could there be a Yuri couple with me in it? Anyways 1859, 182769-"
"People like threesomes, just as the one you just read out," Mukuro answered to Chromes question. "...There is a couple existing called 954896 just like a tuna sandwich with pineapple on top-" Mukuro froze up.
"Mukuro-sama?" Chrome dropped the papers and looked questionably at the other Mist Guardian. She then looked up at the camera. "Its seems Mukuro-sama has gone into a state of shock again, I'll finish up the rest of this section."
She then picked up the paper that fluttered down to the floor. "There was a tie in-between two couples."
"It was 1827 and 8059 tied with 3 votes." Mukuro concluded.
"Huwah, Mukuro-sama, you recover quickly." Chrome jumped.
"Kufufufu, of course, I have to announce the Vongola brats humiliation." Mukuro chuckled.
"But that means boss and Hibari are more popular then you." Chrome said to herself loud enough for Mukuro to hear.
Mukuro fell of his chair and landed on his face, "Hah!?"
"Well then everyone, we thank you for tuning into this section of the show. See you next week and next we have Hibari-san with the traffic." Chrome waved towards the camera. "Say goodbye Mukuro-sama, the fans will be displeased if you don't."
Mukuro lifted his hand up but then it limped back to his side.
"Mou, what shall we ever do with you!?" Chrome asked flustered.
~The Clouds in for the Kill~
"Hmph, its my turn already Herbivores?" the cloud guardian turned his head towards the camera with his usual glare. "How long do you tend to continue this facade, akanbo."
"As long as the viewers don't sue us." Reborn replied. "So far no one has dared to...well they tried but we won the case many times."
"Why do I sense that numerous people have been killed Reborn?" Tsuna asked from the headsets.
"Not killed Dame-Tsuna, just brutally maimed or injured."
"Reborn!"
"Silence Herbivore."
"Hiee!!! Sorry Hibari-san." He then whacked his head against the door on accident which made the cloud guardian jerk his head towards the sky guardians position.
"Well in any case, I am no longer able to venture off into Herbivore territory in the makings of this report anymore. It seems that everything was destroyed when I go out on patrol. I don't really understand Herbivores and their thinking now a days." Hibari scoffed towards the camera.
"Anyways," he continued, "I shall now be using this traffic copter for my reports."
He then held up the joystick and a strange remote antenna attached to it.
"Well then lets continue with the report. Lets take a look at Namimori's roads." The copter then zoomed over the incoming cars. "Hnn, looks boring, herbivores have nothing to do, do they? Pathetic, I think I should do something about that."
The president of the disciplinary committee then pressed the button on the remote revealing two large guns implanted on both sides of the helicopter. Bringing up the joy stick Hibari revealed the small button on top of the handle and pressed it to launch large missals at 2 cars that were hijacked. How did he know those cars were stolen is a mystery but he was still regulating the discipline...in a much more violent way.
"Reborn! Who said to give Hibari-san a helicopter with two missal launching guns implanted to its side!?" Tsuna yelled at Reborn over the headset.
"Not me, I guess we must have sent him the wrong one. We were suppose to give him the one with the machine gun installed at the bottom." Reborn stated bluntly.
The video now showed the road with two cars off at the side with smoke coming from them and two huge craters on the highway.
Hibari stepped back and stared at the screen before looking towards the camera. "It seems the Herbivores are all clear of the road. So now you Herbivores staying at home, go out and accomplish your many herbivorous needs."
Nobody went out that afternoon at all thus making it easy for the committee to clean up the rubble on the road without anyone glowering.
~The Storm and Rain Clash~
"Huwah! That was an interesting report, nee? Gokudera." Yamamoto bounced up and down in his seat excitedly.
"Hibari destroyed half the road in the right lane with two missals!" Gokudera snapped, "How is he maintaining the peace of this town with MISSALS!?"
"Well, I guess you can call him a Spartan." Yamamoto thoughtfully replied.
"More like the one who started Sparta." Gokudera mumbled to himself.
"Hey Gokudera, we came rather late into the show." Yamamoto said as he glanced at the clock behind them. "Usually we are at the start of the show but instead we had the advertisements."
"Well I was complaining about it last week wasn't I? I guess the writing staff had to give us a break."
"But we sat here for the last 2 hours playing rock-paper-scissors." Yamamoto retaliated, "It was rather boring seeing that you always choose dynamite. I didn't know there was a hand motion for that."
"Neither is there a hand motion for a bird or a bunny or a gun you idiot."
"But you won anyways so why are you complaining?"
"Hnn, point taken. Wait, not the time when you used gun though!"
"Oh your right. Well then," Yamamoto started, "I guess its time for the manga and anime update nee?"
"I guess," Gokudera replied shuffling the papers together," We shall start with the manga that came out last week of February 11th."
"That was called, umm, Misfortune, right?"
"Chapter 277, it is the chapter on which we left off with Reborn reassuring that Tsuna will beat Byakuran."
"And he will wont he." Yamamoto grinned.
"Yes, but lets start from the beginning. It starts with Byakuran insulting Reborn since the prior claimed Tsuna will beat him." Gokudera stated.
"Then Reborn said Tsuna doesn't have a choice since he HAS to win." Yamamoto replied.
"Plus it seems that Uni is sacrificing her own life to achieve the revival of the Acrobaleno. She did say the the Sky has a short life span, but I didn't think that it will somehow end like this." Gokudera said scratching his head.
"But Reborn was right, Luche and Uni are two peas in a pod. They even look the same too, along with the hat. The hat is the main reason on why I get confused between the two. Plus those flower marks under their eyes, does it run in the family or something?"
"Unlike you I have better examination skills and pay more attention. So learn how to do that you idiot. Anyways it seems that Juudaime has gotten up somehow. But that's to be expected of him, but Juudaime seems to also be quivering from the bodies memories."
"Oh yeah, because his body remembers the strength difference between him and Byakuran."
"At least you understand that much. Well then Byakuran seems to be retaliating to Juudaime's awakening by saying that the Tenths life has been nothing but misfortune. Plus the worst part of his life was supposedly when he came to the future."
"However Tsuna claims that his life, especially when coming to the future, is suppose to happen the way it is, since some of the times he's been there, he had were moments when he was happy." Yamamoto happily exclaimed.
"But now Byakuran is claiming that Juudaime is pathetic in thinking and decided to kill him with a small dragon through the heart. That damn bastard." Gokudera retaliated halfheartedly.
"And Tsuna was all like 'Ahh! Wait' and Byakuran was like 'Oh, too late!' and then Tsuna was like 'Haha! Lanchia's Ring protected me! Blegh!' and-"
"Can it you baseball idiot! Anyways its just as the idiot said before, but less stupider. But now Juudaime finally understood something, that the people around him affect his life making him who is today."
"Quite heart touching naa? Gokudera. Well then what else happened...oh it seems that Tsuna had his flames rekindle due to his statement that his flames were made to repel the fact that Byakuran has token over the world. That's when the rings lit up."
"Correct, apparently the rings have some conscience in the surrounding areas, hoping that it would past down through to the 10th generation. The 1st Lightning, Rain, Sun, Mist, Cloud and Storm agreed to the, wait...the cloud guardian didn't really say anything did he..." Gokudera stated conscience to that one fact.
"But along came the 1st Vongola to come and pass on the words that, even though he will not be able to lend power to his successor, he would instead 'Free Tsuna from those shackles.'" Yamamoto said enthusiastically swaying back and forth on his chair.
"And that's where it ended." Gokudera complied.
"Its time for the Anime update now! It came out February 12th around 8:00pm." Yamamoto exclaimed.
"How did you get the exact time?" asked Gokudera, slightly confused on how Yamamoto figured that out.
"Simple," Yamamoto started, "When our researchers pressed the refresh button on the page the episode was posted. Our researchers (Besides in Japan) saw the episode with subs technically first since here is 8:00 and at least 12:00 somewhere else."
"You researched on the anime that comes after the manga rather then the manga which comes before the anime?" Gokudera asked.
"Yup, its because in the anime its all colorful and sparkly!"
"Are you A.D.D.? No never mind, don't answer that, well anyways the episode that came out was episode 171, Revenge."
"Aww that episode was rather depressing," Yamamoto nodded in disappointment.
"Why? You had your revenge." Gokudera asked.
"Because Genkishi ended up brutally maimed and also di-"
"We are not at that part yet!" Gokudera said cutting Yamamoto off. "Anyways the episode starts off with Yamamoto who is about to use Asari Ugetsu or the 4 irregular swords."
"Yup, I can fly in the air with a zoom! and I can cut and dodge things with a clang."
Gokudera whacked his head against the table, "I thought you said you weren't going to use those onomatopoeia."
"I lied." Yamamoto grinned.
"WHAT THE HELL YOU BASEBALL IDIOT!"
"Calm down Gokudera, we all don't want to really go to hell do we?"
"Too late for that, we are already in the mafia."
"Oh yeah...anyways we're getting off topic. Lets seen...apparently Genkishi reveals a bit about himself."
"He apparently wasn't at full strength when Juudaime was fighting with him in the past and released his hell ring at full power to fight against you again."
"But when he sent out his sword attack the first time I dodged it with Shigure Shouen Ryu Defensive Stance 4. Then he multiplied his attack so I used the All-in-One stance thus crushing him down into the floor."
"At least you understand your own battle, but now it seems that your All-in-One makes the attacks and Genkishi move at a very slow pace. Thus you beat him with that."
"And I never finished him off," Yamamoto paused for a bit. "Kikyo did, didn't he?"
"Yes, unfortunately Byakuran likes to play around with simple minds. He apparently got Genkishi to join his side by curing the said swordsman from the terrible disease. Meanwhile Kikyo had implanted could attribute flowers into Genkishi killing him."
"He didn't deserve to die! I was there to bloody watch him suffer! It was really pitiful, the way Byakuran toys around with people."
"That's why Juudaime is going to beat him, but first you guys are going to kill Daisy while I'm still on Defense." Gokudera explained exhaustively.
"And we are continuing from the air towards the unfortunate mare ring of the sun." Yamamoto said obviously pleased. "Thus concluding our Manga and Anime report."
"But I still don't understand one thing though..." Gokudera muttered.
"Hmm? Whats that?"
"The fact the the Guardians of the Mare ring hold their hands in a gun position under their chins saying oho, or something like that. Its like they want to laugh since they might shoot themselves."
"Now that you think about it, that is weird." Yamamoto started, "I guess they must have spent too much time inside with each other."
"Well then, we've got to end the show now," Gokudera stated.
"We hope to see you guys next update! So until thing Matta-naa!" Yamamoto waved towards the camera.
Notes:
1) To be truthful, if you browse around certain websites there is this weird advertisement on the side that said Extreme Security System. I'm not advertising it or anything, its just that I sort of laughed a bit when I saw it and I had to include a reference too it. Maybe I'll try to get the picture.
2) Everyone knows the episode when Lambo wanted Takoyaki and instead got trapped in the boiler room, breaking all the switches and buttons and was with I-Pin right? I kinda was pissed at Lambo for doing that since he ended up causing risk to Lal and Reborn, but he's a five year old kid so I let him go. I kinda laughed when they wanted to blow the door up but Tsuna said he would open it and melted the door in the process. Isn't that kinda the same as blowing it up but less harmful to surrounding population?
3) Everyone knows that the Mayans foretold that the "end of the world" was coming in 2012 in December right? Even though its a load of bull me and my friends decided to go over to either one of our houses, sit down with a bowl of popcorn and those old soda hats, and watch 2012 the movie until the supposed time of the "end." Great plan...Yesh?
4) Everyone knows Fran right!!! He's like, my second favorite character after Tsuna! For those of you who don't know him (Which is least likely since a whole ton of fan-girls squealed when they saw him, that's including me) shame on you all! Well he's the guy with teal hair in the anime and the huge Frog hat. He's also the one that seems to be able to get away with calling Bel a fake prince and not get killed...BFF! Haha, yes, me and my sister came up with that weird term -cough-belfranforever-cough-
5) I swear upon gawd that Mukuro and Chrome are twins. Look at them! They are like, failed versions of each other as the opposite gender! I don't have anything against that couple though, so 6996 people don't burn me. I live in a rather warm place so I don't need fire. I don't even get snow you lucky peoplez!
Always: Well then everyone, I spent all night typing this and finished the notes today. It was freezing last night! Tsuna's weather forecast was right! Gawd thats creepy since I just used random KHR numbers for it.
Asari: Thats what we call Karma my dear.
G.: And apparently it all seems to enjoy affecting you mostly.
Alaude: Hmph...
Always: You guys aren't helping, and remember Alaude, I speak cloud guardian too.
Alaude: shoot...
Giotto: At least you insult him once in awhile, its usually only me.
Alaude: Would you like to get handcuffed? -brings out handcuffed-
Giotto: OMG NO! I'll buy you guys something!
Asari: Sushi for me!
G.: Anything is fine for me.
Always: A Cask of Amontillado for me!
Alaude: ...
Always: He wants a unicorn...
Alaude: -glares at Always-
Always: I mean a mason to lock someone up in the wall!
Giotto: Ughh, well then, when I'm gone I hope all of you viewers would Rate and Review please.
Always, Asari, and G.: -Kikyo pose- Oho, Bai-bai~ Have an Awesome Mardi Gral or Fat Tuesday! Tomorrow is the beginning of Lent!