Always: OMG EVERYONE I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!
Alaude: And this is all because you got 8 reviews?
Always: Yesh!
G.: This girl is just too easy to amuse...
Asari: You're just saying that because your name sounds funny.
G.: I rather be called G. then Archery, there are too many "A" names in the Authors note
Always: Not too worry my friend, we have a new friend to join us in this lovely merry making of Lent
Maximum: Aye, what am I doing here?
Always: YAY MAXIMUM YOU CAME!!!
Giotto: Who said this was a gathering of the first guardians!?
Always: Me, anyways I do not own KHR, and well, I guess you all know the rest. Terribly sorry for the late update though...
Maximum: Everyone, please do not attempt to read this in 3 minutes, you'll hurt yourselves.
Broadcast 4: What the Clams is that!?
"You know what Reborn, I think I'm getting used to this joke for once in my life." Tsuna muttered whilst walking down the hall to the station.
"That's good to know, because now I wont have to deal with your constant pestering about wanting to stop." Reborn nodded blatantly.
"Well, that's because I've long realized that nothing too bad will come out of this."
"Except for the random fangirls outside the studio due to last weeks broadcast?"
"What?"
"Nothing, just don't step out of the building for 3 months and you'll be fine."
"WHAT!?"
"Quiet and don't forget your box Tsuna!' Reborn said, kicking his student into his rightful studio room.
~The Sun and his GARYUU!!!~
"WHOA!!! GARYUU! LOOK I'M FIRST AGAIN TODAY TO THE EXTREME!!!" Ryohei yelled out, "GARYUU!!! LETS SHOW THEM THE EXTREME PRODUCT WE HAVE!!!"
The Kangeroo hopped up to the screen wearing boxing mittens. "Garyuu..."
"THE PRODUCT IS BOXING GLOVES!!! EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN BUY THEM CHEAPER AT ANY SPORTS STORE PAY THE EXTREME PRICE FOR THESE ONES!!!"
"Garyuu!"
"Your right!" Ryohei ran off the screen for a bit. "GAH! WHO MADE MY EXTREME GLOVES PINK!!! I'LL FIND THEM AND SMASH THEM TO PIECES!!!"
"Ryuu..."
"EXTREME WHAT!?"
"Garyuu!!!" the box animal pointed out.
"OH...WELL THEN, THAT'S ALL I'M HEAR FOR. SO IF YOU WANT A BOXING GLOVE...YOU CAN'T GET ONE CAUSE WE ARE ADVERTISING THE EXTREME FILET FISH!!!"
Somehow out of nowhere Ryohei got a text.
'Give me back that filet fish, give me that fish-' *1
"EXTREME!!! ANYWAYS GARYUU...SAY GOOD BYE!!!"
"Ryuu!!!" the Kangaryuu waved its arms back and forth.
"NEXT WE HAVE HIBARI WITH THE EXTREME TRAFFIC!!!"
~The Cloud came back, with a new Remote~
Hibari started fiddling with the new remote he got. "How the hell do herbivores work this thing?" he asked whilst trying to move the Wii remote cursor across the screen. "Nintendo and its complicated sensor bar...box weapons are easier to work then this..."
He glanced towards the camera, "Hoh? I'm going first this time?"
The cloud guardian then stood up cautiously, dropping the remote on the floor only for it to emit the vibrations. His hedgehog then rallied up to the remote cautiously when Hibird came trying to fly off with it.
"Hibari, what are you doing?" Reborn asked looking down at the small animals attempting to pick up the remote.
"Hnn? Well Akanbo, I am rather displeased with this remote, can I bite who ever made this too death. No, why am I asking, I will go and bite whichever Herbivore made it." he replied kicking it along with the poor hedgehog and Hibird playing tug of war with it.
"But Hibari, if you destroy Nintendo a lot of people will be very upset and rebel. Plus I don't think your animals will like it either."
"A even better reason to bite them to death. No herbivore will injure another herbivore, that's not how the system works."
"Ahh, got me there, just finish your report..."
"Fine, today there is no traffic what so ever. Whatever the reason is, I don't know." Hibari started picking up the poor bird and hedgehog from the remote, "Now that I think about it, the streets have been empty as well, what are all you herbivores doing at home, hopefully not watching this."
Everyone shuddered.
All of a sudden the remote zapped to life on the screen startling the two animals.
"Hibari, Remote! Hibari Remote!" Hibird said frightened.
"Oh," Hibari glanced down at the remote, "It seems to be working now. Akanbo, pass me the herbivorous instructions so I can understand how to use this."
"Just push the A button." Reborn said turning to the hedgehog which was paralyzed.
"Hnn?" The cloud guardian glanced down at the remote and held the A button down, only to display a laser beam firing itself into the ground which made the hedgehog jump.
"I thought they only have that kind of technology in the future." Hibari looked at the remote cautiously.
"We must have brought it back on accident." Reborn replied.
(The authoress gets shot by future beings "WHY DO I ALWAYS GET INJURED!!!")
"Well, then," Hibari through the report behind him, "I guess there really is no point in a traffic report if there is no traffic. Next we have...Chrome Dokuro and Rokudo Muku- You know what Akanbo, I'm just going to go and take a nap. "
"What ever you say Hibari...whatever you say." Reborn smirked under his fedora as Hibari left the room with Hibird singing, leaving the poor hedgehog in the corner of the room sulking.
~When will the Mist get the other Mist to come Out?~
"Mukuro-sama please come out now." Chrome asked once more, "We're on air already!"
...
"What do you mean you lost all sense in living? You shoot yourself in the head to just possess someone! Your not THAT suicidal!"
...
"Okay...I'm pretty sure personal bubbles don't exist." Chrome thoughtfully replied. "If they did you wouldn't have possessed anyone at all. See look you haven't possessed Mukurou today have you!?"
The said owl fluttered over and landed in Chromes arms. "Hoo..."
...
"No I'm not being smart with you, I'm just proving things with normal logic rather then the confusing ones. Right Mukurou?"
The owl nodded its head momentarily but then stopped and tilted its head at a 90 degree angle.
...
"Mukuro-sama speak up, oh and have you brought our special guest? Mukurou don't tilt your head like that too. You'll hurt yourself."
...
"Oh he's here already? Well then everyone, as you've heard from that nice chat we invited someone from the anime to talk with. Say hello Genkishi."
"..."
...
"Hoo hoo..."
"No Mukurou, I'm pretty sure he's not dead." Chrome looked over at Genkishi.
"..."
"Hoo..."
...
"You might be right Mukuro-sama, he could just be shy...Genkishi? Hello?"
Chrome poked the mist swordsman only to see him fall over. "Mukurou, could you go over and check on him?" Chrome asked the owl next to her.
The owl fluttered off to the side of Genkishi and clawed at his face.
"Mukuro-sama, now I think he's dead." Chrome finally said after a few minutes of Mukurou wrecking the body.
...
"No, I didn't kill him. If anything it would've been Mukurou or yourself for bringing him here," Chrome sighed as she stood up, "Well everyone, apparently our guest was killed on the way here...so I guess that's all we have. Next we have boss with the weather."
"I feel sort of guilty all of a sudden." Yamamoto spoke up from the other room. "Nah probably doesn't matter anyways." *2
~The Skies can Question Each Other~
Tsuna started pondering around the studio room until Nuts rammed into the revolving door.
"GAO!!"
"Nuts! What are you doing running into revolving doors!" Tsuna yelled at the poor lion lying flat on its face.
"Gao..." the Cielo lion replied. "Gao gao...gao..."
"This may be crazy but apparently I can somehow understand you..." Tsuna looked over at the small lion pawing at its head.
"Gao?" Nuts turned to the camera. "Gao gao! GAO!!!"
"Huh?' Tsuna turned to the camera, "Eh!? Oh I'm sorry everyone, I thought Mukuro and Chromes part would be slightly longer."
"Gao gao..."
"Genkishi was the person they were interviewing?"
"Gao."
"DON'T THEY KNOW HE WAS ALREADY DEAD!?"
"Gao!"
"Ughh, I guess your right Nuts...anyways I have to broadcast the weather now."
"Gao, gao gao, gao," the small lion clawed at the report.
"Nuts said its...what was that Nuts?"
"Gao, gao gao, gao," the lion repeated.
"Partly Hibird skies with scattered Jiro?"
"Gao gao gao, gao gao."
"And the Kangaryuu would not be out due to Uri and...wait a minute Nuts, how do you even know all this stuff!?" Tsuna asked his small box animal.
"Gao!" The weapon nodded enthusiastically.
"Gah...whatever will we do with you..."
"Gao gao gao, gao!" the box weapon pawed at the green screen.
"Its going to be 72 degrees to 84 degrees."
"Gao gao."
"There are also no further reports about the weather since that's all we got from Reborn."
"Gao!" Nuts exclaimed hopping onto Tsuna's shoulder.
"Nuts I have a feeling that by understanding you it makes me feel like a retard."
"Gao."
"Touche, well everyone this is all we have for you today. We'll see you all soon since Reborn said something about a double...thing. Next we have Yamamoto and Gokudera, Jaa Nee!"
"Gao!" The sky lion waved its tail towards the camera.
~Storm and Rain Hate the Sidelines~
"Konnichiwa Minna-san!" Yamamoto waved at the camera.
"What are you so happy about!? There is a disaster happening in the islands!!!" Gokudera yelled at Yamamoto.
"So that's why Jiro and Kojiro were so frightened!" Yamamoto exclaimed as Jiro hid behind Yamamoto's leg and Kojiro hung tightly onto Yamamoto's sleeve stark stiff.
"Yeah but it was a false alarm."
"It was a false alarm this whole time!?"
"Shut up you idiot, and yes it was. Apparently it was water rising and falling that went on for...2 hours...and the house arrest that went on for...at most, 7 hours." Gokudera thoughtfully said. *3
"Well then, I guess there is no worry for our director then. But Gokudera, where is Uri?" Yamamoto looked around for the small leopard.
"Nyaa." the mew was heard.
"A-re? Gokudera you're cat is-" Yamamoto started.
"Yes I know its on my head, I don't get how you couldn't have seen it though you baseball nut." Gokudera scoffed.
"Well then everyone," Yamamoto started whilst turning towards the camera, "Its time for the manga and anime update...even though it is obscenely late, but then again, the subs for episode 173 still haven't come out yet. So our researchers are to lazy to translate it themselves."
"Those lazy bums."
"Well Gokudera they do have a harder job then us. I heard they get mobbed for accidentally spoiling things."
"Tweet tweet." Kojiro fluttered from Yamamoto's sleeve.
"Ahh, you're right Kojiro," Yamamoto exclaimed.
"What did the bird say? No wait, I should be asking how do you understand bird."
"Its simple, you just go tweet tweet tweet and the reply tweet tweet would either mean hello to you too or I want to buy chocolate or Hibari is around the corner with Hibird singing 'Midori k'-"
"You know what, forget I asked..."
"And if the reply is tweet is would either mean that-"
"FORGET IT BASEBALL NUT!" Gokudera yelled over at the baseball star.
"Maa, maa, Gokudera, no need to get upset. Look you scared Jiro." Yamamoto pointed towards the dog who was wagging its tail enthusiastically.
"If that is frightened I don't even want to know what Jiro's like when he's happy." Gokudera muttered under his breath.
"Well I think we should start the update now Gokudera." Yamamoto took Kojiro from his shoulder and placed it on the table. "First is the manga chapter 278 which came out February 18, 2010."
"This was the chapter that left off with Vongola Primo appearing before Tsuna, as well as projections of the first guardians coming out of the Vongola rings." Gokudera stated.
"In the beginning the Lullaby Uni knew when she was a child was revealed, it explained the Mare, Vongola and the Acrobaleno pacifiers."
"The sea knows no limit to its vastness, Shellfish lived through the ages inheriting their shapes, and the rainbow appears every now and then only to fade away again." Gokudera attempted singing, "You know what I don't understand though? What parent would sing this to their kid, There's no tone to it!"
"We could get Hibird." Yamamoto pointed out, "But that's okay, we'll wait for the anime to air on that, but you know what I find ironic about this Lullaby though Gokudera?"
"Whats that idiot?"
"Millefiore means thousands of flowers, and that's a lot of flowers, our generation of the Vongola family is like carbon copies of the first generation, and the Acrobaleno are surrounded in mystery so no one really knows about them."
"So what you're trying to say is that the flowers will be vast, we are reincarnations of the first guardians and the Reborn-san and the other Akanbo are like ghosts."
"Yesh."
"Then this is beginning to sound like a bad fanfiction," Gokudera looked around the studio, "In fact I think it is."
"Maa, Gokudera, I don't think its a good idea to be saying things like that." Yamamoto looked nervously at Gokudera's head where Uri slept. "I mean you never know what would happen-"
Uri perked up and growled at its owner, which resulted in a full range battle that had Gokudera scratched in the face.
"GAH! Uri what the hell do you think you're doing!"
"NYAH!!!" the small leopard cub exclaimed whilst pouncing on its owner making both out of the camera's view.
"Uhh, well then, since Gokudera is busy with Uri I'll explain what the lullaby really means." Yamamoto looked down as Kojiro and Jiro were watching Uri attack Gokudera. "The Mare or sea expands horizontally over the dimensions, so the reason why Byakuran can see into other worlds is because of this. The Vongola, unlike the Mare, goes vertically across the dimensions preserving the past and present tradition which is the reason for the 'time' or when Tsuna underwent the trial in Hibari's hedgehog. Lastly the Acrobaleno or Rainbow never stays in one place but as the transfer to different dimensions. Gah, its hard to spark note this." *4
Yamamoto looked down at Gokudera who was still wrestling his cat, "Nee, Gokudera. Do you need help?"
"I can fix this problem myself you idiot- DAMN IT URI!" he yelled as the assailant started scratching him again.
"Sou? Well then I'll go on." Yamamoto said happily, "Now when chapter 277 ended it was with Vongola Primo saying he shall free Tsuna from the shackles. Well he did just that, releasing the shackles meant that he will revert the Vongola rings back to their normal state."
"In other words," Gokudera said from the floor, "The Vongola rings never looked like them from the start."
"Yup, apparently they were bigger or bulkier from the start, then put into the abbreviation form of it. I think it would be pretty heavy if you ask me."
"Touche."
"Well then Gokudera, did Uri spare you're life?" Yamamoto looked around for the said leopard.
"The damned cat went off to get fish from Kyoko and Haru." Gokudera explained.
"Ohhhh, well anyways I guess Primo was being childish going 'Decimo go beat up the Mare freak.'" Yamamoto laughed along with Kojiro tweeting along and Jiro wagging its tail.
"I think Primo was trying to be funny."
"But Tsuna had the 'wtf' face until Primo vanished. Ahahaha!!!"
"Can it stupid! Well anyways now that the ring was reverted back into its normal state Tsuna can now move faster and use more power on Byakuran." Gokudera looked down at the manga page.
"Aha! Look Gokudera, Tsuna used the offense mode with Nuts or Burning Axel, then whacked Byakuran on the head, and then ripped off his wings!!!" Yamamoto laughed some more along with Jiro barking happily in rhythm to the laugh.
"I thought I said to shut it you baseball freak! Anyways, now Byakuran is going, 'Yay! I finally spit out blood out of all these dimensions.' So he's now claiming that since Tsuna upgraded he can use his full power..."
"So now that we're done with the manga update, lets move onto Episode 172 of the anime which came out February 19." Yamamoto said between laughs.
"That episode was called Kikyo's Assault and it involves Kikyo claiming that they've won the battle and is only entertainment for Byakuran to watch. Also Juudaime's contact seems to have broken."
"Naa, Gokudera isn't Kikyo 2 kilometers away from the base whilst you were on defense?" Yamamoto asked, "But then again, you sort of let Kikyo get past since he placed vines on your updates Sistema C.A.I."
"Stop rubbing it in! I felt bad enough as it is, gawd." Gokudera lowered his head.
"Maa, maa, its okay Gokudera, it wasn't your fault, after all Uri wasn't really being the best of help...it did bite you..."
The said cat walked in from the doorway, "Nyaa~"
"Geh, well then, Tsuna's contact was in fact...not broken, he is caught in Torikabuto's illusion and I had to advance the attack on Daisy, but their was that annoying barrier in the way."
"Said that it took Genkishi 2 minutes to break it. But baseball idiot, if you beat Genkishi so easily shouldn't it take you sooner?"
"I guess I was tired, nee Kojiro, Jiro." the two box weapons nodded in unison to reply.
"Now Kikyo is advancing on the base unit. Juudaime is stuck and cannot advance the enemy. Your stuck on the barrier. Shouichi is shocked that the Millefiore's plan might be better. Plus Kikyo ended the episode with a o-ho..."
"Thats the worst ending ever!" Yamamoto exclaimed, "Who wants to hear a catch phrase for the end!?"
"Apparently Kikyo wanted to." Gokudera pointed out. "Well then I guess that concludes our update. Hey, we were last again today weren't we!?"
"Yeah, remember we were too busy trying to get Uri to settle down and ended up chasing it around the studio."
"Oh yeah...stupid cat gets high of air all to quickly." Gokudera muttered so the cub wouldn't hear him.
"Well then everyone Matta naa~"
Notes:
1) Everyone see the new McDonalds commercial!? It's awesome! Can't wait too see next years Lent advertisement!
2) Refer to last chapter I think...hmm, but technically Yamamoto did defeat Genkishi. Its just Kikyo who ended Genkishi's life.
3) Yes there was a Tsunami watch, which was TERRIBLE! It ruined my day completely, but then I had no excuse to not finish typing things up...If only it were on a school day...
4) Yes Spark noting is very difficult, I now learned how hard of a job it is so I shall no longer complain when I read Spark Noted Books...
Maximum: If you read this in 3 minutes...congratulations.
Always: I don't think anyone did...did you all?
Giotto: I have a feeling this room is going to be crowded with people soon.
G.: That can't be too good.
Alaude: Just because Hibari Kyouya is the splitting image of me, does not mean that I hate crowds...much
Asari: Aha! That's good. I wouldn't have liked to see people being handcuffed to death!
Always: But since your persona are technically the same and not much information was distributed, I have no choice but to make you all act like this.
Maximum: So you're being stereotypical?
Always: NO! I had enough of stereotypes in my life. Don't go there!
Giotto: You're just grouchy because you gave up potato chips for Lent. Plus you're computer deleted most of this chapter so you had to rewrite it.
Always: I like see you type this thing.
Alaude: Your accent is coming out.
Always: OH SHI-TAKE MUSHROOMS! Anyways everyone, since this is a double update-ish, next chapter should be up today or tomorrow...bah humbug!
G.: You all have the choice to review this though. This girl is easily pleased. Constructive criticism, advice and just plain laughs are good. Especially since this past weekend got her very angry and depressed...we had to suffer in place of you guys...
1st Guardians and Always: Ciao Ciao!!!