Always: I had the strange urge to post that this fan fiction has ended due to global warming...
Giotto: But then that wouldn't be true so you just didn't put anything at all...would've still been a lame April Fool's day prank
Asari: You should've put that you had a mental breakdown and is going to be sent to an asylum, that is even more unbelievable
Always: ...
G.: Whats wrong?
Always: Actually...I wouldn't actually be all that surprised if that DID actually happen, also, April Fools Day was a month ago
Everyone but Alaude backs away slowly
Alaude: I would expect that to be truthful...looking at the state your in, 7 weeks behind...worse then last time...I can picture you in a straight jacket singing KHR songs right now...
Daemon: Judging by how shes acting right now...I give her 5 minutes till breakdown
Knuckle: May you be blessed child, and not possessed...
Always: Knuckle...Daemon....I'm sorry about getting your names wrong! I'M SO SORRY!!! -hugs both of them while crying-
Daemon: Its okay...you just thought that Spades was my first name...
Lampo: That wasn't even a minute, plus you didn't make THAT much a mistake with mine, it was only a 'm' instead of a 'n'
Always: LAMPO I'M SORRY TOO! -pulls him into group hug-
Asari: Aha! Well then, while Always is confessing her sins to Knuckle...how about we start the ficlet off
G.: Always does not own KHR, all copyrighted...things go to Akira Amano and many more of whom we cannot name...
Alaude: Now go and read this 5 week late update...go on
Giotto: When were you ever nice to the ficlets audience?
~Broadcast 7: Gawd Clam it~
Reborn sat in peaceful silence since the Varia left. Because of the fact that Tsuna and his guardians were off training for another week or so, he felt kind of empty with no one around.
"But its times like these were I can just relax." Reborn added thoughtfully, "Once they all come back, it'll be one hell of a reunion."
He looked around the room, "Speaking of which, where is the cast for this week."
Reborn got up from the chair and looked down the hall. He then walked up to the lounge where he heard unanimous chattering and opened the door.
"You guys do know your on in almost...30 seconds?"
"Ah, really? Sorry Reborn-san...we'll be on our way."
"There's nothing really to be done about it, lets just hurry to the designated areas..."
"Ha-hi! Its already time!?"
"It'll be okay, everything is on paper for us, remember?"
"NYAHAHAHA! Lambo-san will be sure to get all the candy!"
"No Lambo! You have to share with everyone!"
"You two, calm down okay? Its only for the next couple of minutes- GACK!"
"Ahh, what this will bring upon us."
"Alright then," Reborn looked at the group walk out to the filming set, "Camera...Action!"
~Watch your Step...er...Weather~
"Hello everyone- GAH!" The blond fell over top heavy.
"Ughhh...since my little bro and everyone else is gone I apparently had to come in for last minute replacement- AGH!"
"Are you okay?" Reborn looked over at the clumsy blond.
"Yes, I am Reborn, anyways, for people who don't know, I'm Dino..." he looked around, "Apparently none of my subordinates are here so if I'm falling don't mind i-"
With said he fell over, "That's strange usually I never get this clumsy- ACK!"
"Dino, we're not even 5 minutes into the show and you have already shown us 3 different ways to yell and fall over." Reborn sighed.
"Hey, its not as bad as it was 10 years ago right?"
"Touche."
"Well then Reborn, I better get a move on with the weather for the next couple of weeks...or days..." Dino stared up at the green screen. "Is there suppose to be something there?"
"No, the only thing you would see is green, however people watching this would see the moving clouds." Reborn explained.
"So I would have to guess where everything is?" Dino exclaimed.
"Yes you do." Reborn retaliated, "Your older then Tsuna yet you cannot even accomplish this task."
"Reborn, are you having a bad day?" Dino looked over at the infant.
"What made you ask that?"
"Usually you'll be your normal sadistic self rather then your pissy self-" Dino caught himself before he continued.
"Dino, unless you want to fall over another 10 times I suggest to shut up."
"Geh, sorry Reborn."
"Now explain the weather."
"The what?"
"The weather Dino, the thing that occurs in the sky and can only be predicted with a success rate of only a half."
"That's not true Reborn." They said today would be sunny and it is."
"And your suppose to say the temperature, now..."
Dino fell flat on his face, "I was getting to that though Reborn." he mumbled from the ground."
"Well get to it then."
"The temperature will range from 72 degrees in the morning to about 80 midday, then back to 72 at night..."
Dino looked over at Reborn again, "And now that my time here is over I wish you all luck with them next..."
~Three, Two, One, LOLLIPOP! WAKE UP!~
"Shouichi..."
...
"Shouichi..."
...
The blond man sighed at the red head who was napping in his chair. Grabbing several keyboards from under the desk he typed out a few things and seconds later a giant mosca came flying through the wall crashing into the opposite wall.
Still no answer from the red head.
Spanner sighed and typed up a few more things and once he finished two more mosca's came flying in, this time crashing into the wall besides the red head.
Irie mumbled something about loud explosions but then went back to snoring.
"Hahh....sorry everyone, but it looks like you'll have to wait a bit before he wakes up." Spanner saluted the audience, "Well then, I guess I'll just have to..."
He continued typing on his key board. After a few seconds he was complete he grabbed the sheet of paper and whacked the side of the red heads head with it causing the said person to stumble and fall on his head.
"Geh! What was that for!?"
"You wouldn't wake up...so I decided to try a whole ton of things..." Spanner pointed out.
"Ahh, well thanks for waking me up but was that really necessary?" Irie asked, he looked over at the walls and sees that there are holes in them. "HOLY FRAPPACINO! WHAT THE FUDGE DID YOU DO!?"
"Calm down, as I said, I had to wake you up somehow..."
"By driving your Mosca's into walls!?"
"Yes..."
"My gawd what is Reborn going to say!?"
"Well then I guess we better make this fast and update now do we?"
"GAH!!!"
"Okay then, everyone, this might take awhile...but lets start with the manga." Spanner took out another stack of paper. "This is chapter 282 which came out March 17...It was called 'Farewell Future'..."
"Wait a minute Spanner!"
"Yes?"
"Does that mean that we won't have anymore manga time after this!?"
"If my statistics are right..." Spanner mumbled while looking through some documents. "Why yes it is, in the manga we are now officially irrelevant to the story...the anime we're still there though..."
"Ah, my stomach hurts..." Shouichi clutched his arms around him stomach, "Can we hurry, I feel like I'm gonna be sick..."
"I was getting there...anyways, this chapter is basically the Vongola going back to their time period...so they all have to say goodbyes..."
"Spanner, the word goodbye is not making my stomach any better." Irie mumbled.
"Ah, sorry, my bad, anyways since they are about to leave...they are going to greet the people before stepping into the machine..." Spanner placed another lollipop in his mouth, "So Yamamoto talked to Sqaulo, laughing about being a great swordsman, Bianchi was with Haru and Kyoko, and Ryohei was off yelling about the woman in the picture his future self had a relationship with..."
"I feel better now," The red head was no longer clutching his stomach. "I'll continue, Bianchi then met up with Gokudera and talked about his parents, apparently everything was a lie to Gokudera-kun. Poor thing."
"And what this means is that, Gokudera's mom was already sick, rejected the proposal and died before she drove off the cliff...what are the chances?"
"And right in the middle the giant anti-millefiore mosca came flying in..." *1
"My mosca went flying in?" Spanner had the 'really' look on his face.
"You don't remember?" Irie asked.
"I don't know...do you?" Spanner went back to the candy in his mouth.
"Do you?"
"I don't know...and then the story ends with everyone saying goodbye...and the future people got back...and all we see is Tsuna's foot."
"I hate teasers..." Irie sighed.
"So you hate Byakuran?"
"OF COURSE I DO! (RAWR!)" The red head yelled.
"Calm down, anyways, lets get on with the episode...this is episode 177 that came out March 27, it was called 'After the Battle'..."
"Not much is too be said about this episode...it basically was Reborn and Yuni or Tsuna telling Lal what happened...in other words, it was a filler...damn fillers."
"Not much we can do," Spanner shrugged. "Well I guess that concludes our session."
"Already?"
"At least we still have screen time in fan fictions and the anime..."
"I guess."
"Anyways, next we have Fuuta with his advertisements."
~Whats Ranked Number One?~
"Hello everyone! How are you all today?" Fuuta waved diligently at the camera. "I'm here because everyone else who does this section has been unusually too loud."
Fuuta looked around, "Well, I'm kinda new to this so what was their to rank? Ahh, I haven't done this in 10 years..." *2
"Now what was it I had to rank...oh yeah...the epic debate...vanilla...or chocolate?"
The crew stared profoundly at the rater. Are you serious?
"Well then lets get on with the debate...Dino-nii! Chocolate or Vanilla!?"
"What?" THUD
"Lambo, chocolate or vanilla?"
"GRAPE!"
"I-pin, chocolate or vanilla?"
"Gyoza?"
"Bianchi-san, chocolate or vanilla?"
"Ah, love~"
"Spanner-san, chocolate or vanilla?"
"Green Tea..."
"Well, then everyone, since all had their answers the debate never should have started." Fuuta sighed, "Well then next we have Bianchi with the weather."
~Highway of Love~
"Oh Reborn! How I missed you so!" Bianchi exclaimed as she cuddled the small infant in her arms. "You would not believe all the pain and suffering I had to go through trying to be patient with you!"
"Bianchi, you're suppose to be on air now." Reborn stated completely oblivious to the hearts flying his way from the pink haired female.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I better start then...what was my job...oh yeah, traffic reporter." Bianchi pulled out a few cakes and cookies until she finally found a piece of paper. "Okay today's traffic is...wait a minute...where are all the cars?"
"Who knows...maybe everyone decided to take a break or something..."
"Hmm? That's odd...maybe they finally decided to let me and you catch up on some alone time my dearest."
"Not too sure about that," Reborn looked at the calender...May 4th, ohhhh that explains it.
"Whats wrong?" Bianchi looked over at Reborn.
"Apparently tomorrow is Hibari's birthday." Reborn replied, "Well actually by the time this goes on air its May 5th..."
"Souu?"
"Yups."
"Well then, since there are no cars on the roads I guess my job is complete...next we have...Kyoko and Haru with the corner."
"Well then everyone, matta nee!"
~Hahii! What do we do now?~ *3
"Konnichiwa minna san! Haru-desu yo!" Haru exclaimed happily with her mic.
"Hello there everyone, I'm here too nee." Kyoko added happily.
"Hahii, Kyoko-chan, hasn't it been awhile since we ever had a corner?" Haru perked.
"So dayo," Kyoko added, "We haven't had one since the tri-nii-setto arc."
"Hahii! How long has it been since then Kyoko-chan!?"
"I'm not sure Haru-chan, apparently they had 3 weeks of 'Monster Tamer Tsuna', then a few more of fortune telling, then they had more Monster Tamer up to this day." Kyoko recalled. *4
"That means that Haru didn't have enough dangerous moments!" Haru cried out.
"Maa, maa, Haru-chan, at least we can appear now. Plus didn't you also have more then 80 successful corners?" *5
"Souu? Well then we just have to work hard not won't we desu."
"Hai! We cant have to boys beat us, we have to work just as hard as them!" Kyoko pointed out.
"Well said Kyoko-chan, its like an inspiration speech desu." Haru sat on the floor.
"Nee Haru-chan, what should we do first?" Kyoko asked the dark haired girl sitting on the floor.
"I don't know Kyoko-chan, what would Chrome-chan do in this situation?"
"She usually has someone to talk too like us...I guess she talks about the recent events."
"I heard that May forth was 'Star Wars' Day, and today is children/boys day as well..." *6
"I also heard that today was Hibari-sans birthday from onii-chan..." Kyoko muttered.
"Hahii!? You mean that dangerous person!?"
"Unn...apparently its his birthday...I wonder how old he is..."
"Lets keep that confidential you two," Reborn piped from the door.
"Sou? Well then, if Reborn-san says so I guess we'll just have to follow. Nah? Haru-chan?"
"Hai desu."
"Anyways, it seems that we ran out of time...minna-san arigatou for staying with us today."
"We also appreciate the wait desu."
"Jaa, Haru-chan, 3...2...1..."
"Bai-bai!!!"
Notes:
1) Apparently it was hard to notice, but that was one giant mosca...I don't get how it was any different from the original mosca but apparently its the newest model 0-0
2) If you all hadn't noticed, when have you ever seen 10 year later Fuuta do rankings? I'm pretty sure all he did was...be a filler?
3) Translations to Japanese words just in case you guys dont know...
~Konnichiwa: Hello (Most people should know this...)
~Minna-san: (minna) everyone
~So dayo: Oh yeah/Also
~Maa, maa: Calm down/okay okay (joking calming matter)
~Souu: Really/okay?
~Arigatou: Thanks (You guys better know what this means as well)
~Jaa: Well then
4) Monster Tamer Tsuna is basically a side story with Tsuna taming monsters (-shot-) It was originally suppose to end with Hibarin (aha) but it eventually picked right back up in the first guardians inheritance test. Check it out on youtube, its really cute and funny.
5) I'm not sure how many interviews Haru had, they all were pretty funny though, you all should check these out in case you missed them along with the one above.
6) Star Wars Day: May the Forth be with you and since Children day was originally Boys day...this means girls get two holidays for them lol that's funny...
Always: Well I finally finish...
Giotto: About time...you took so long...
Knuckle: Not that we are criticizing you or anything...but you got most of our characteristics down in the note...
Giotto: Not as bad as the characters you used for this chapter too...
Lampo: Boss got a point there...
Daemon: Can't really blame her...on second thought...scratch that, she can
Asari: Nee...does anyone have the feeling that we are missing someone?
Always: Missing? Hmm lemme think...Giotto...check, Knuckle...check, Lampo...check, Daemon...check, Asari...check, G.? Alaude? Gawd damn it where are those two!
Daemon: If I do recall, they were starring in someones author note...
Always: oh yeah...
Knuckle: Well then everyone, we hoped you enjoyed the update...more is too come this week...we hope...
Lampo: Rate and Review just like normal, and we really thank you for putting up with the long delay.
Asari: Next chapter may not be a double, but its the beginning of the new arcs. Look forward to it!
Always: Okay everyone, sei...no!
Everyone: Ciao Ciao!!!