Always: Ahaha...Ciaossu everyone...
Giotto: After 2-3 months that's all you can say!
Lampo: You were gone for that long!
G.: I think the cause was procrastination...
Asari: Or maybe school was really hectic?
Always: THAT'S THE ONE! Yes everyone I'm sorry, I've been really busy these last couple of months...along with some procrastination and a meeting with something I like to call 'LIFE'
Alaude: You still could've updated on the weekends...
Always: That's where you're wrong my friend, the weekend was when the teachers decided to assign projects and long term assignments
Knuckle: You're 2 weeks into summer break
Always: Did I mention I have a life outside the computer?
Daemon: Did I mention that that life you have mostly went to you squealing over the primo guardians inheritance arc?
Always: Hey! You guys were very distracting, don't think you have no part in this late update!
G.: Sure...Always does not own KHR and- you all get it...
Always: NOW READ THE VERY LATE UPDATE! RAWR!
Giotto: Is she okay?
Lampo: 20 bucks that shes lost it!
~Damn Clam won't OPEN!~
Reborn tapped his foot impatiently, "Anytime now…"
The room remained silent.
"I'll give it 5 more minutes before I'll have to destroy it…" Reborn stared at the machine.
5 minutes later...
Reborn was holding up Leon in its 100 ton hammer mode until the machine glowed.
"Oh, so NOW it works." Reborn scoffed.
"Reborn, what are you doing?" Tsuna stood in the doorway with a towel on his neck.
"Hmm? Where did you come from?" Reborn had the question mark looming over his head.
"What are you talking about? I was always here." Tsuna gave reborn a confused look, "We were downstairs the whole time."
"I thought Irie sent you to the past to train..."
"Nah, apparently the machine had been malfunctioning so we had to train somewhere else in the building, Hibari-san didn't want to have to deal with the crowds outside."
"Oh..."
"Oh?"
"Well then, either way it works, go do your job now."
"U-uh, sure?"
So Tsuna walked out tossing the towel in a hamper before he went to get changed. Reborn stood there for a second thinking.
"Then why is the machine glowing?"
~Stormed Rains are Back~
"Yo minna! It's good to be back!" Yamamoto chuckled as adjusted the seat he was sitting in.
"The hell are we doing here again, I thought this series long canceled!" Gokudera slumped in his seat.
"Why would we end it now? We've been getting so many hits." the Rain guardian laughed.
"You mean none?"
"I don't know, haven't bothered to check since we came back." Yamamoto grinned, "Well what have we missed?"
"About 10 weeks..."
"Goodness we're going to be busy aren't we?"
"No, its because we're totally on time and we can procrastinate all we want." Gokudera responded sarcastically.
"Really? Well then, let's see, I feel like eating sushi lets go order some."
"I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!"
"Oh, okay, then lets update...so let's start with a special…double manga update with, Chapter 283, Shimon Middle School, which came out March 24th."
"Geh, why are we updating two manga chapters?"
"Because, we accidentally skipped episode 175's update the chapter before last chapter, this is our only way of repairing our mistake..." Yamamoto paused, "By updating things totally not on time but yet is!"
"ALREADY!" Gokudera screeched.
"Of course, now that the future arc is over, apparently we all landed back before the time we got hit with the bazooka."
"So you mean to tell me that in technical terms the future arc was basically a very long filler arc that had no point and was mainly fanservice-I mean an excuse to see us all 10 years older?"
"No, it just means that hardly anyone knows that it's relevant to the plot." Yamamoto pointed out.
"My head hurts...and that's not a good thing, how do you even get this baseball idiot?"
"I don't know...Maybe it's with the-"
"I swear upon Byakuran's dead body, that you will not use ANY sound effects to describe ANYTHING."
"That's not a really good thing to swear on."
"He's dead, what do I care?"
"Touché..."
"Let's just move on with the update," Gokudera placed a hand over his head annoyed, "Apparently as soon as we got back, earthquakes have been devastating Japan..."
"Yeah! And people in the area were like 'OH NO!' or 'AHHH!' or 'BOOOOMMM!'" the athlete chimed in.
"There goes Byakuran's dead body..." the storm guardian muttered taking note that they would eventually pay for it in futures time.
"Hmm?" Yamamoto glanced at the said storm guardian.
"Nothing.."
"Oh, okay! Well then, because there are so many earthquakes in a certain area of Japan, there are apparently 7 new transfer students moving in."
"What are the chances of 7 coming in." Gokudera muttered again.
"Who knows, but one is very tall, one is very…depressed? Lastly one is very…weird…"
"Are you talking about the UMA!"
"UMA? Is that some kind of soup?"
"No! It's a mystery alright…"
"Well before you hurt yourself let's move on." The rain guardian laughed. "Apparently the weird one is named Shitt P. who wants to be called Shittopi-chan, the tall one is Suzuki Adelheid who wants Hibari's club room, and the little depressed one is called Kozato Enma…he reminds me of Tsuna actually…a lot like him."
"Don't compare the tenth to that little emo!"
"Ahh, don't be mean, no wonder why he's so emo. Anyways on the way from home Tsuna bumped into what Gokudera called the 'little emo'," Yamamoto added, "And the kid- err, Reborn I guess, wanted Tsuna to help the poor guy! What a nice thing to do."
"Minus the fact that Reborn-san kicked the tenth resulting in the tenth getting beaten up as well," Gokudera muttered.
"Then when they both were about to get up two rings started foreshadowing since it both started glowing around their necks!"
"Uhhh…"
"Then Reborn was like, 'I'm going to go find out about these transfer students.' As if they weren't relevant to the plot, pfftt."
"Are you on anything?"
"No, why?"
"Just wondering since you're pretty much high off of air." Gokudera scooted his chair a bit further away from the baseball lover.
"Really? Never noticed." The said laughed, "Anyways lets go on with Chapter 284, Transfer Students that came out March 31st."
"This one had…well, the tenth had to go and find the emo-I mean Kozato to return some things that he dropped when he ran off in the earlier chapter. More like Reborn forced him too…"
"And then we get introduced to other transfer students like we learn more about the Adelheid who's challenging Hibari-san to a duel-I mean fight over the discipline committee's room-err staff room."
"And that Kaoru guy who looks way older then you guys on the baseball team. Plus that Koyo (ya?) person who admits he's an idiot/boxer person to the turf-head."
"Then there is Julie who is seemingly stalking Chrome…kind of creepy if you ask me…"
"The chapter then goes back to the tenth who finds the emo kid-I mean Kozato near the…what is that? A river?"
"I think so." Yamamoto answered.
"You sure it's not a dam or some stream…because the tenth surprised the poor kid to stab himself with a needle and both fell into…not even a foot of water, and Kozato was actually drowning…I really have to question that."
"Well, I guess we met Tsuna's identical twin…in mind." Yamamoto thought about it for a bit, "Maybe he is Tsuna's long lost twin!"
"Are you blind Yakyuu-baka! It's obvious that the tenth has brown hair, and brown eyes while the emo-gah! Kozato has red hair and red target eyes!"
"Target as in the store Target?" Yamamoto stared blankly for a bit, "Isn't that like, indirect advertisement?"
"The hell did I do to deserve this…" Gokudera grumbled, "Let's just go on to the fact that the tenth convinced Kozato that they both were of equal…worthlessness. Though I'm pretty sure the tenth is the best no matter what!"
"Your just being biased Gokudera."
"So what if I am? I hardly know the guy."
"Explain that to the people outside." Yamamoto pointed towards the door obvious squeals could be heard behind it.
"Hell if I'm going out there! I swear if hear another fangirl asking me if I know what 8059 is I'm going to scream. The hell is with that number anyway? It's the most random number to bring up in a conversation!"
"You don't know what it means?"
"Do I want to know?"
"Uhh…" Yamamoto thought about it for a bit, "I suppose you don't if you want to contain your sanity. I also suppose that you don't want to know what 1859, 6959, B59 and other things revolving around 59 and a number/letter before or after it is."
"You got me curious now Yakyuu-baka!" Gokudera whacked the side of the others head.
"Ow, but seriously Gokudera, you don't want to know." Yamamoto paused again, "Especially when you find out a few things with the number 27."
"Wait, isn't the number 27 on the tenths gloves, and what's this about-"
"Okay let's move on with episode 178, came out late April 3rd (Always: 2 months ago! I'm that behind! –Giotto whacks her- OW!) And the title is 'The Primo Family Arrives!'" Yamamoto attempted to dodge the question.
"You didn't answer my question you idiot-"
"This episode was about the entire gang going back to the past…AGAIN!" he cut off again, "Yes this is where you groan about yet another filler series. But before you start boycotting, this episode was not called the Primo Family arrives for nothing."
"Hey! You're not answering me! Fine, you know what, I'll go look it up later-"
"Apparently Tsuna's ring brought out Vongole Primo and then Reborn said that everyone is going to have to go through a trial which would test whether or not the first guardians are going to accept them as the tenth guardians of Vongola." Yamamoto added ignoring Gokudera's statements the best way he could.
"Ugh, so in other words I met up with the first generation storm guardian, G., Baseball nut here met with Asari Ugetsu, Ahoshi with Lampo, Chrome with Daemon Spades, Turf head with Knuckle and Hibari with Alaude." Gokudera muttered. "Thus concluding the episode…I guess."
"Thank gawd its all over, nee Gokudera," Yamamoto added on cheerfully. "Then again I really, REALLY hope you would reconsider looking up those numbers."
"Why?"
"Well…they…imply some things." Yamamoto thought about it again, "Things that you won't be too happy with…especially the things those people are screaming outside the building."
"Whatever idiot."
"Well then everyone, we are glad and very, very appreciative that you decided to stay with this channel, even though it took us more than a month to air." Yamamoto concluded, "Well then, I guess it's time to hand over Tsuna the mike."
~The Sky Reappeared~
"Eh? My turn starts now?" Tsuna turned to face the camera. "Unn…I guess that would make some sense, Yamamoto and Gokudera-kun did have a mouthful to say though, anyways everyone it's good to be back."
Tsuna starred off, "Even though we were downstairs this whole time..."
He sighed as he paced back and forth, "I guess I better start with the report. Today will be partly cloudy and- hey, its finally a normal report!"
"Don't get your hopes up," Reborn called from the doorway.
"Oh no..." Tsuna face palmed.
Someone ran up to Tsuna and gave him a sheet of paper. The messenger bowed politely and left leaving Tsuna with the message.
Tsuna glanced over at Reborn before huffing and muttering about how lame canny jokes aren't going to get anywhere at this rate, then turned to the sheet. "Today be expecting less Adelheid and more Aoba. The Enma is now in Nuts (Natsu) mode. Are you serious? What does Nuts have to do with this joke?"
"Just get on with it Dame-Tsuna."
"Never heard that in awhile..." Tsuna grumbled, "The temperatures would range between 72 degrees in the morning and 88 during the day..."
Tsuna face palmed again, "As I said what does Nuts have to do with this joke?"
"What do you mean."
"72 degrees and then 88? Isn't that mortally impossible as well? Plus I think you know what I mean when I say Na-Tsu."
"Dame-Tsuna, what season is it?" Reborn rubbed his temples.
"Summer," the Vongola boss answered.
"So what does that mean?"
"Its going to be hot?"
"Good job, maybe your not as dame as I thought."
"THERE WAS SARCASM IN THAT!" Tsuna screeched to the cursed infant, "Ugh, when will this ever be normal, I'm pretty sure people are going to stop watching the news at this rate."
"Actually Dame-Tsuna the viewer rates rose since we took over."
"NOBODY ASKED YOU- oh it did? Well its still not a good thing that we're here, its been more then 3 months, the original crew should be up and walking, probably going to inform the government that we are here."
"Tsuna, have you forgotten we are the mafia?" Reborn looked at his student with the 'really?' expression.
"What does that have to do with anything! Mafia members still get arrested!"
"Hmm, you have a point there Dame-Tsuna. But this is why we have Hibari to knock them unconscious again."
"THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING EITHER!," Tsuna yelled flustered, "You can't go up to someone who just gained conscience and knock them out in cold sweat!"
"Well..."
"You already did that...didn't you?" Tsuna stared at his tutor, "Ugh! What am I going to do with you guys!"
"Who knows," Reborn stared at the stressed sky user.
"Don't tell me, it was Hibari knocking them out!"
"I thought I already explained that," the Acrobaleno shrugged, "Think Tsuna, who else would say 'I'll bite you to death' and send people into a mental state of only eating plants?"
"Hah?" Tsuna looked dumbfound, "Well, speaking of Hibari-san he's next with the traffic. This concludes your weather report everyone..."
~Clouded Streets~
"There's...too...much...crowding..."
Hibari stood in front of the monitor (Obviously pissed) watching staff members run back and forth in either fear of him, or their jobs.
"No ones ready yet?" Reborn stepped into the room.
Hibari glared at the incoming infant.
"Ahh, that explains it." he turned towards the door dragging 5 staff members with him. "You better hurry and report the summer traffic Hibari."
"No body tells me what to do infant." Hibari muttered as he glared at the almost empty room. Walking out of view of the camera he adjusted the screen, shot a glare at the director (Always: urk...) and walked back into view.
"I'm obviously pissed about the crowding on the streets." he started as he glared at the monitor.
"So you herbivores think you can crowd the streets while I'm gone?" Hibari smirked. "No matter you all will be thoroughly bitten by the end of today."
"Report..." a voice called out.
"What?"
"You didn't do a thorough report." the voice stammered.
Another glare was shot at the unfortunate director. "Well, I understand you hate crowding, then I guess we'll cut you short and-"
"Fine," Hibari walked back in site of the camera, "The traffic seems to have increased during this season because all you herbivores enjoy crowding in the most stupidest regions."
"Continue..."
"Hmph, and there will be some days where the traffic is light because the airports would be overworked with foreign herbivores." Hibari glared once more at the director and aimed a tonfa at the camera causing the screen to shatter but sound was still heard. "That concludes you weather report herbivores, we have the dumbest one up next as well."
~Whats there to Sunlidify?~
"OI HIBARI! YOU DON'T CALL PEOPLE DUMB HERBIVORES TO THE EXTREME!"
Ryohei was banging on the walls, from a certain angle it looked like he named the wall Hibari and was taking his anger out on it. Or at another angle it just looked like the room Hibari was in was next door and the sun guardian was just trying to annoy him. Either was it was working.
"OH," something shot through Ryohei's extreme head as he looked towards the camera. "I EXTREMELY FORGOT!"
Cue the sweat drop.
"WELL I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU ALL SOMETHING THAT'S PERFECT FOR THE EXTREME SUMMER ANS REALLY EASY TO EXTREMELY DO!" Ryohei cheered as he brought out juice, an ice cube tray and a...refrigerator?
"YOU CAN EXTREMELY USE SPECIAL ICE TRAYS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO USE THE CUBE ONES TO THE EXTREME!" Ryohei yelled as he happily held up 2 ice trays. One looked perfect;y normal, but the second one looked like it spelled out out something.
"STEP ONE! PUT THE EXTREME JUICE IN!" Ryohei threw a juice box into the ice tray.
"STEP TWO! EXTREMELY SHOVE IT IN THE EXTREME REFRIGERATOR FREEZER!" He then threw the tray, juice box and all into the huge double door fridge that he somehow managed to carry in.
"NOW EXTREMELY WAIT!"
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"THAT'S IT I'M NOT GONNA EXTREMELY TAKE IT!" Ryohei yanked out the ice tray and dumped it on a platter before staring at the poor iced treat, "Hmm, it extremely doesn't look right."
He picked the tray up, juice box and all and threw it once more into the freezer. "Instead of extremely waiting for the juice to harden why not we extremely chase the ice cream man?"
Almost on cue the eerie music started playing and was trudging down the road making it past the window.
"CHASE THE EXTREME ICE CREAM TRUCK!"
We are now experiencing some EXTREME technical difficulties...
~One for Me, a Pineapple for You~
Chrome sat nervously on the floor. Hearing Ryohei crashing through a window chasing after an 'extreme' ice cream truck, anyone would feel nervous in being in a room next to the sun guardian.
The female mist guardian stood up using her trident as a cane but fell again when another loud crash was heard.
"I GOT THE EXTREME ICE CREAM!"
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"No Mukuro-sama, don't worry, I'm okay." Chrome got back up and dusted off her skirt. "Anyway, hello everyone its been awhile-"
"WHERES THE EXTREME COFFEE ICE CREAM!"
Chrome cringed, " Apparently boss and the rest of the guardians were out training and recruiting some people to help us if we needed the help..."
"I FOUND THE PINEAPPLE SHERBET! CHROME DO YOU WANT I TO THE EXTREME!"
Before Chrome could answer Ryohei ran into the room and handed Chrome a scoop of sherbet.
"Thank you..." She glanced up and saw a confused look on Ryohei's face, "to the extreme?"
"YOU'RE WELCOME TO THE EXTREME!" Ryohei yelled as he ran out of the room yelling to Tsuna about a orange cream Popsicle.
"Looks like Ryohei is having a good time," Chrome giggled as she licked a bit of the pineapple sherbet, "It really does taste like pineapple."
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"Hmm? What was that Mukuro-sama?"
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"Don't talk and then go quiet, how am I suppose to know how you feel?" Chrome stood looking worried for a few more minutes.
"My bad," she blushed as she continues to eat her sherbet, "Who knew I could hear your thoughts too Mukuro-sama..."
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"Yes I heard that..."
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"No cussing or swearing is to be heard in my mind...by the way, didn't boss say something about the machine glowing?"
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"Hah...oh well, and no I'm not giving this to you Mukuro-sama, its an indirect kiss..."
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Chrome sighed, "Well everyone, its been awhile since we last saw each other, but I'm glad we're back on air."
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"Whatever you say Mukuro-sama..." Chrome finished the sherbet and threw the wrapper away. "This concludes our update everyone, we hope to see you soon! We also thank those who favorited this story along with reviewing and story alerts. Bye!"
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"I thought you hated pineapple Mukuro-sama..."
Always: DETTA! (Finished!)
Giotto: About time you were, you had us waiting for awhile
Alaude: She has been sleeping majority of the day though
Always: Yup and I still am a little tired-sjkevnsejbkldne...
Knuckle: Always...its summer, how are you still tired
Asari: Maybe with all the recent yelling, screaming, laughing and talking she finally burnt out?
G.: Don't say that with a positive tone
Always: vejlnveljnfjlgzdjgnvzdjbnsoeq
Daemon: She says that next update is going to be worth the wait, she didn't like this update at all so shes gonna catch up all 10 missing weeks in the next update to make up for the hiatus.
Lampo: Do I even want to know how you understood that?
Daemon: I believe you don't...
Giotto: Well everyone, review's are greatly appreciated
Alaude: We are also happy that this story got 18 favorites or something like that...
Asari: Please also visit the profile and vote in the poll. So until then...
Always: sjbvskhbgkhdbgk
Guardians: uhhhh...Ciao Ciao!
Always: zzzzzzzzzzz...ciao...