A Love Triangle Chapter 20, a naruto fanfic

A Love Triangle: Chapter Twenty

Ways to Annoy the Great Uchiha Sasuke

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One day has passed so far and Asano was annoying Sasuke to no end. And he was having fun doing it too. Asano grinned as he saw the Uchiha sitting down watching T.V. He walked over towards the couch and sat down next to him.

He noticed how Sasuke took a deep breath when Asano sat down. Asano smirked. "So what are you watching?" He asked as he looked at the T.V.

"A movie" Is all Sasuke said.

"I can see that but what's the movie called?" Sasuke gritted his teeth.

"Saw III" Sasuke said simply as he tried his best to ignore the guy.

"Hm…What's it about?" He asked.

"Watch it and you'll find out" Asano was really annoying him. He wanted to watch the movie in peace and quiet and he can't because Asano won't shut up.

"It's about a man who puts people with moral failings into gruesome, murderous situations" Sasuke stated never once taking his eyes off the T.V.

"Oh okay…" Asano was quiet for the longest before saying something else. "I don't get it…what's this movie about again"

Sasuke then looked at him with wide eyes. "I just told you"

"Yeah but I don't get it so tell me again" He stated.

Sasuke sighed. "A guy puts people into different types of test to seeing if they appreciate life"

"I still don't understand" Sasuke was two seconds away from choking the guy.

"What's not to understand? It's not confusing at all and I told you everything" Sasuke yelled as at Asano who was just staring at him like he'd grown two heads.

"I sorry I just don't get it"

"A guy…can you understand that baka? A guy…wants…did you get that? A guy wants to see how much, remember now how much blood a person is willing to shed to live. Did you get all of that stupid" Sasuke said really slowly to Asano.

Asano was trying his best not to laugh at how Sasuke was breaking everything down to him very slowly. Asano knows exactly what the movie is about because he has seen it once before himself but decided to annoy Sasuke by asking him what it's about.

"No I didn't get it at all" Asano stated. Sasuke glared at him hard.

"Baka you know I can kill you right now and no one will ever found out" The Uchiha hissed.

"Yeah…and I can kill you and no one will find out" He smirked as he looked at the Uchiha. They both glared at each other.

"Tch…teme" Uchiha groaned under his breath.

"Tch…teme" Sasuke glared at Asano when he heard him mimicking him.

"You're so childish baka"

"Could you stop copying me it's annoying"

"Baka"

"Teme"

"Tch…Asano is an ass hole"

"Tch Asano is an ass hole…HEY WAIT A MINUTE" Asano yelled as he looked at Sasuke who was now smirking.

"You shouldn't confuse yourself with me baka. I'm no ass hole it's you who is the ass hole…king of all ass holes" Asano stated. Sasuke grunted as he stood up. "You're annoying as hell do you know that?" Sasuke glared down at him.

Asano gasped. "Say what?! I can't believe it! You're gay?! I didn't know that. Man I wonder how Hinata-chan is going to feel about this…I guess I should tell her you're only into guys then" Sasuke glared at him as he grabbed him by his arm.

"I'm not gay baka and I didn't even say that"

"Geez I know you're desperate for male attention but your barking up the wrong tree I don't swing that way dude" Asano said as he looked at Sasuke with an odd expression.

"You're one to talk, Listening to 'Walking on Sunshine' How gay is that" Sasuke retorted as he glared at Asano.

"Hey at least I wasn't moving my feet around while listening to the song" Asano snickered as he yanked his arm away from Sasuke's death grip.

"Hey you know there is a perfect song for you and it's called 'I'm coming out' Sasuke's coming out, he wants the world to know, he's got to let it show…Sasuke's coming out the closet" Asano sang as he grinned at the Uchiha; who you could practically see the steam coming off of him.

"Tch the baka is even gayer for knowing the words for that song" The Uchiha glared at Asano.

"Baka…I should strangle you right here" Asano smirked.

"Do it then…Mr. Sunshine" He teased. Sasuke glared at him as he just decided against it and walked away. Asano snickered.

"Mr. Sunshine is very fun to annoy" Asano thought as he started thinking of more ways to annoy Sasuke.

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"Oi Mr. Sunshine" Asano yelled to Sasuke who was in his kitchen eating a late night snack. Asano noticed that Sasuke never answered him so he smirked as he got up from the couch and walked into the kitchen.

"Hey didn't you hear me calling you?" He asked.

"Yeah…"

"Why didn't you answer me then?"

"…You're annoying and you don't know how to shut up…I choose not to answer because of that" He stated. Asano just looked at him as he took a seat across from Sasuke.

"So…what are you're plans for Hinata-chan? Do you plan on marrying her in the future?" He asked. He smirked when he noticed how he choked on his water as he was drinking while turning red due to embarrassment.

"N-Nani?!?! Why would you ask me that?" He asked as he looked at Asano.

"Just asking…if you don't plan on marrying her I can" He stated as a sly smirk appeared on his face. Sasuke frowned but decided not to say anything seeing that Asano was trying to annoy him.

"Che…you marrying Hinata? That'll never happen" he smirked.

"Or so you say because you see Mr. Sunshine" There was a long pause of silence as Sasuke looked at Asano thinking that he'll be saying more but he never did.

"I see what?" He asked curious as to what Asano was going to say.

"What?"

"You were saying something" He stated with a slight frown on his face.

"Ah yes…"

Sasuke gave him the oddest look he has ever given anyone. Asano looked at Sasuke and noticed his confused expression. He was trying his hardest not to laugh. He did that on purpose starting a sentence but ending it making Sasuke think that there was more to his sentence.

"You're an odd one" Sasuke mumbled.

"Ah so are you Mr. Sunshine" Sasuke glared at him.

"Can you stop calling me that" He hissed.

"No…" His short reply came. Sasuke glare deepens. "Don't worry I won't call you that in front of Blondie or the others. That nickname is just between you, Hinata-chan and me" He smirked.

"Che…well fine then I have a nickname for you" Asano raised his eyebrow.

"And what would that be" Curious as to what his nickname would be.

"Mr. Gayness" Sasuke smirked. Asano eyes widened.

"N-N-NANI!!!???" He yelled in anger.

"Well you're always singing gay songs…" Sasuke smirked even more when he looked at Asano's expression. "So what better name to call you…Mr. Gayness. Heh…it fits you perfectly" Sasuke smirked as he looked at him. "Heh two can play at this game" He smirked as he looked at Asano.

Asano looked into his eyes glaring hard. "Baka…" But then he smirked.

"Tch…I've had enough of you Mr. Sunshine. I'm going to bed" Asano stated as he left the room going into the living area towards the couch.

The Uchiha smirked as he watched the other male ninja walk away.

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It was now the next morning and the Uchiha and Asano were out of the Sasuke's place. Sasuke frowned gritting his teeth when Asano continued stepping on the back of his shoes as he was walking.

"Can you stop that?"

Asano gave him a puzzled look. "Stop what…Mr. - Ah I mean Rooster Hair. Ah ha thought I forgot didn't you" Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Stop stepping on the back of the heel of my shoes" Asano nodded as he decided to walk beside Sasuke.

"Oi Sasuke-teme" Naruto yelled as he ran towards Sasuke and Asano. Naruto looked at Asano who had a slight scowl on his face as he looked at the blonde.

"Asano…? What are you doing hanging around Sasuke? I thought that you didn't like Sasuke?" Asano looked at Naruto.

"I said that…hm…I don't remember, anyhow me and Rooster hair here are roommates" Asano smirked as he looked at Naruto.

Naruto looked at Sasuke. "Is t-that true?"

"Yes…unfortunately" He mumbled the last part. Naruto looked at Asano and Sasuke. He couldn't imagine Sasuke and Asano living under the same roof considering that they both like the same girl.

"Ah what about Heijiro?" The blonde asked.

"He is staying with Hinata in the Hyuuga manor. I couldn't stay there because Hinata's father and I don't get along very well" He stated. Naruto just nodded.

Naruto started pointing at his wrist as if asking what time it was. Sasuke ignored him while Asano glared at him.

"I know where my watch is baka, where the hell is yours? Do I point to my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is" He glared at the blonde causing both Sasuke and Naruto to stare at him.

"You have a mouth use it. Don't point to your wrist as if I know what you saying ask me baka. I hate it when people do things like that" Naruto said nothing as he just looked at Asano.

"A-Ano…never mind" Naruto said in a nervous way as he looked away from Asano. Asano still had frown on his face. Sasuke looked at Asano and then back at Naruto.

"Well I have to get going now…" Naruto quickly ran off Asano grunted.

"Blondie can be anyone at times…" He then smirked. "But he's an okay kid"

"Kid? You're a kid yourself. You're only a year older than us"

"I'm older than you so there for I'm going to call you kids. Anyone younger than me is a kid" He stated as he then looked at Sasuke smirking. "You got that Mr. Sunshine" He chuckled when he noticed the flames in Sasuke's eyes.

"Baka…" Sasuke raised his hand to hit Asano but he started to run off.

"BAKA GET BACK HERE" Sasuke yelled as he ran to chase after the ninja.

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"I wonder how my brother is doing with Sasuke is doing with my brother" Hinata began to wonder herself. "I hope Sasuke-kun doesn't hurt him…Asano-kun was really annoying him to no end…please let Asano-kun be safe Sasuke-kun does have quite a temper" Hinata thought as she closed her eyes clasping her hands together. Heijiro looked at Hinata.

"Hey what are you doing Hinata?" She opened her eyes.

"Ah nothing…just nothing" She sighed. Heijiro nodded his head.

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As Sasuke was walking with Asano…dreading every moment of it; he ran into Kakashi.

"Yo Sasuke and…" Kakashi looked at the boy. He never has seen him before. Asano looked up at Kakashi and then Sasuke. "Well annoying Mr. Sunshine is fun it'll ne fun to mess with this guy as well" He smirked.

Asano looked at Kakashi like he was trying to figure out something which both Sasuke and Kakashi himself noticed. "What gender are you?" Sasuke and Kakashi looked at Asano in shock.

"N-Nani!?" Kakashi asked as he looked at boy like he was crazy.

"I asked what gender are you?" Kakashi never been insulted like this before. How can this boy ask him such a question when it was quite obvious what gender he was.

"I'm a male of course" Kakashi answered as calmly as he could. Asano nodded while Sasuke slapped his hand to his forehead.

"By the way I'm Asano…I'm Rooster hair's roommate for awhile" He stated while grinning.

"Roommates?" The silver hair Jounin asked as he looked at Sasuke. He noticed Sasuke annoyed facial expression.

"Yeah…it's true" Asano grinned as he put his arm around Sasuke's shoulder.

"Even though Rooster hair here can be a pain at times he is like a brother" Asano stated while grinning.

"Don't touch me with so much formality" Sasuke stated with an annoyed look on his face.

Kakashi watched as the two bickered and could see that they were like brothers. Kakashi smiled. "Well I'm Kakashi Sasuke here sensei" He smiled.

"Prove it!" Asano said while looking at Kakashi in a serious way.

"W-What?"

Sasuke hit Asano over the head. "Baka…come on" He grabbed Asano on the back of his collar as he began to drag him away.

Kakashi watched as the two were walking mainly looking at Asano. "What an odd boy" He thought before pulling out his book and began reading.

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When Sasuke saw Hinata and Heijiro walking together he quickly walked towards Hinata and hugged her. "S-Sasuke-kun…?"

"Hinata please let me kill this guy he is annoying he asked Kakashi what gender he was? WHAT GENDER HE WAS???" Sasuke yelled as pointed his finger at Asano who was currently picking in his ear with his finger and sniffing that same finger while looking around suspiciously. Heijiro rolled his eyes at his brother's actions while Sasuke and Hinata looked like they wanted to vomit.

"Ano…Asano-kun h-how have you been" Asano looked over at Hinata and smiled. "I've been doing well. What about you Hinata-chan?" She smiled as she nodded.

"What about you Heijiro what have you been up to?"

"Nothing hanging out with Ino-chan, training with Hinata's sister and cousin Neji" Asano nodded in improvement. "That's good…"

"Hey why don't we go out somewhere like a double date. Me and Hinata-chan and you and Ino" Asano stated earning a punch to the head.

"Baka she's my girlfriend not yours" Sasuke frowned as he looked at Asano. Asano rubbed his head as he looked at Sasuke while frowning.

"You take things to seriously I was only kidding I know she's your girlfriend baka" Asano hissed in pain as he held his head. Sasuke grunted as he looked away from Asano mumbling the words 'baka' and 'teme'.

Hinata and Heijiro looked at the two and shook they're heads while sighing.

"So what do you say we all can go out somewhere for fun" Sasuke glared at Asano.

"I don't want to be seen anywhere with you"

"Aw come one Rooster Hair you know you don't mean that I mean you've been with me all day today"

"Che…" Asano grinned as he looked at Sasuke.

"So I take that 'Che' as a yes" Asano grinned. Sasuke said nothing as he looked away from everyone.

"Sasuke-kun what do you say?" He looked at Hinata's pleading face as he blushed.

"Look I would but I want to get away from this guy…you don't know what I have to go through with this guy. You go hang out with them I'm not coming" He stated as he walked off with his hands in his pockets. Hinata sighed as she watched him walk off.

"We'll have fun Hinata-chan don't look so sad okay?" Asano smiled as he looked at her. Hinata nodded as she too smiled.

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"Finally peace and quiet, I don't have to worry about Mr. Gayness bothering me for awhile now. I can walk without being bothered by anyone…"

"SASUKE-KUN" Sasuke cringed when he heard the voice as he started walking in a fast pace. "I would rather be bothered by Asano than her right now…well maybe not Asano is too annoying but I still don't want to have to deal with her right now…I want to enjoy my alone time" He started walking faster and faster until he started running.

"SASUKE-KUN WAIT UP" She yelled. He of course didn't slow down one bit seeing that he knew it was the pink headed girl chasing him.

Sasuke stopped as he hides behind as wall. "Ne Sasuke-kun why were you running?" Sasuke nearly jumped out of his skin as he turned around to see Sakura standing behind him.

"S-Sakura…what-how-when…?" He was speechless. She just smiled as she looked at him.

"Sasuke-kun I haven't seen you in a while. Have you been doing okay?" He nodded as he looked at her. Sakura stared at him for the longest as she started blushing. "S-So I was thinking that maybe you and I can you know…hang out I mean as friends" She quickly said.

"Um…well I guess its okay. Although I was planning to spend the rest of my day by myself but seeing as that you are annoying but not as annoying as him I guess its fine" Sakura looked at Sasuke thinking that 'him' was Naruto.

She smiled. "Great" She grabbed his hand and started pulling him.

"Wait stop pulling me Sakura" He frowned as he was being pulled.

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Hinata and Heijiro were all staring at Asano in an embarrassing way along with all the diners. Asano continued looking in his bag over and over and asking the same question.

"You have enough air in there?" A few diners gasped as they looked at Asano in a frightened way thinking that he really did have someone in his bag.

"Ano…niisan please this is embarrassing" Asano looked back up at his little brother. "There is nothing in the bag why do you keep saying that?" Hinata asked as she looked at him.

Asano grinned. "I just like messing with these people to see there reactions" He grinned. Heijiro rolled his eyes while Hinata sighed.

"So this meal is all on me okay Hinata. So don't bother paying anything" Asano grinned at the Hyuuga. Hinata nodded as she smiled.

"I'll be right back" Heijiro got up.

"And where are you going?" Asano asked him while narrowing his eyes.

"To the buffet to get more food I'm hungry" He stated as he walked away.

"So I see you're bugging Sasuke-kun quite well" Hinata teased as she looked at him.

"Yeah it's pretty fun to do. He gets mad and I know he's dieing to choke me to death sometimes it's pretty fun to him get so angry over different things that I do. A lot of things annoy him so it's pretty easy" He smirked.

Hinata giggled but then she made a serious expression. "But be careful Sasuke-kun has bit of a temper and-"

"It's nice that you're worrying for me Hinata-chan but trust me…rooster hair wouldn't do anything thrash to me. I think he might think of me like a brother. He wouldn't admit it though" Hinata looked at him in shock.

"You r-really think so?" Asano nodded his head.

"Yeah…he's like a brother to me" Asano stated with a smile on his face. Hinata smiled as she looked at Asano. She knew they acted like brothers…brothers that would always argue with each other but if it came down to anyone talking about either on of them they would both defend each other.

"Oi…it's taking Heijiro. I hope that he isn't expecting me to pay for his meal. I don't have the money to pay for it, I only have enough to pay for yours and mines" Hinata looked around to see Heijiro sneaking out the diner.

"A-Ano…Asano-kun…l-look" Asano looked in the direction Hinata was looking as he gasped. "Damn it that little brat….the old move he always does so he doesn't have to pay" He frowned.

"Look Hinata-chan I lied I don't have any money…." Hinata stared at him with wide eyes.

"N-Nani?! How are we going to pay then?"

"Well I thought that you had money or if not you Heijiro" Hinata shook her head.

"Well I don't know about you but…" Asano got up and ran out the diner leaving Hinata in there not knowing what to do.

"Are you ready to pay now ma'am?" Hinata looked up at her in a nervous way.

"A-Ano…I-I have to go to the restroom and I'm w-waiting…f-f-for my friends…ano e-excuse m-me" Hinata got up and walked to the restroom and found a window.

"Gomen…gomen…gomen" She whispered over and over as she climbed out the window.

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Sasuke and Sakura just happen to see Asano and Heijiro running. Sasuke called out to them causing them to stop. "Oi where is Hinata-chan?" He asked.

"Um…she um…" Both Asano and Heijiro were stuttering until Hinata came into view panting.

"Why did you two leave me like that? I had to sneak out and now I won't ever be able to go back to the restaurant because of you two" She stated as she frowned at them. Sasuke and Sakura looked at Hinata never seeing her angry before.

"What happened?" Sakura asked.

"Well you see we went to this diner it was all Asano-niisan's idea so we figured that he'll be the one paying for us seeing that Hinata and I didn't have the money and it turns out Asano didn't have any money either so I left first and then Asano and well…we left Hinata" Sasuke looked at the two brother while frowning.

"Why would you leave her in there like that?" He frowned.

"Sorry…" They both mumbled.

"Geez you both are baka's. Hinata are you okay?" Hinata giggled.

"Sasuke-kun you're acting as if I was hurt I'm fine" She giggling Sasuke looked away from Hinata while blushing. Sakura looked at Hinata while frowning. Hinata finally took noticed to Sakura as she smiled.

"Hello Sakura-san…" She smiled. Sakura nodded as she looked away from Hinata moving closer towards Sasuke. Which Hinata was the only one to have noticed this.

"Well I have to go now" Hinata muttered as she turned around to leave. Everyone watched as she walked away while Sakura smirked. Sasuke watched Hinata leave as he left Sakura side to go towards Hinata.

"Oi Hinata-chan" He yelled out for her.

"…Sasuke-kun…" Sakura mumbled. Asano smirked as he looked at Sakura's expression while Heijiro ignored her actions.

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"You're okay right?" He asked as he looked at his girlfriend. She looked up at Sasuke and smiled.

"Of course" She smiled. He held the girl in her arms. "Good because I don't like to see you looking sad" He smiled as he leaned forwards and kissed her.

"I'm glad that I'm with you Hinata-chan" He whispered in her ear. She snuggled close to him ignoring the stares that they both were getting.

"I'm glad that I'm with you as well Sasuke-kun" She smiled. He looked down at her.

"Oi tell your father that you staying over a female friends house like…TenTen or something and come to my house"

"N-Nani?!"

"I don't want to be alone with Asano one more night I'll kill him…please Hina-chan" He please making a puppy dog face which he rarely makes. Hinata blushed as his facial expression.

"H-Hai…I'll tell him" She gave into him. He smiled as he leaned forward and kissed her.

"Arigatou Hina-chan" He kissed her once more.

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Okay again sorry that it took so long so this to come. I'm trying to update all my fics and so far I have been doing that today I might update 'Addicted to you' and 'Only you' as well today Well please leave reviews