AN: Oh my God, could it be? A-An update? Why yes, I did decide that I would update this, and it wasn't because a writing tutorial said I should write for one hour a day to improve. . . Nor is it to redeem myself from seeming like a certain author I hate who only writes when 'she feels like it'. . . (God, I hate Smeyer) Anyway, I've done a fair bit lately, but none of it's interesting.
I'm not doing a disclaimer anymore because it wastes time. Basically, if most of this doesn't belong to me.

Chapter 8

After what had seemed like a millennia waiting for the bell to go, students and teachers alike flooded from their classes. One more lesson would await them after break, before sweet freedom to do as they pleased until dinner and, eventually, break.

"Ow, ow, ow. Sakura really needs to put less energy into her punches." Naruto held a hand on his head, trying to ignore the throbbing ache there. Apparently, Sakura didn't take too kindly to Naruto copying her notes, but, luckily, he'd grown used to this treatment over his time at Shinobi, so it wasn't as bad as it once was.
Naruto entered the dining hall, smiling as he noticed that the queues weren't too busy yet, and rushing towards one before they could suddenly crowd up. It had happened once before, and hadn't been pretty. Naruto shuddered unknowingly at the thought of it. He was lucky, as at that moment the flood of other hungry students joined the queues, which now crowded a large portion of the dining hall.
"Why is it that if there's no-one in a place, suddenly they'll all spring up from nowhere? Ah well, least I got here before them." Naruto grinned as he pondered this to himself, wondering what lunch would be served today. He hoped ramen, or at least some form of noodle.

"Dammit, why can I never find someone when I want to in this school?" Through gritted teeth, Kairi wondered this to herself, having searched the entire English department twice, and now making her way towards the P.E department. It was now that, thankfully, she found her target.
Approaching him, she grabbed her friend by the shoulder and told him, in her most commanding tone, "Gai, Staff room, now," whilst half-dragging him.
"Oh, Kairi! I've been looking for-"
"Yep, same here. Now, we're gonna sort this little bet you have going on out right now." The Hyuga didn't even turn to face the man she was dragging as she told him this. She was determined to make him revoke this whole thing.
Of course, this being Gai, that little nagging voice told her that she was going to fail, and had, as she had thought previously, a long and painful journey ahead of her.

In the Athletics department, two teammates were discussing a similar matter.
"Kakashi-sensei, why did you have to drag me into this? I've made it perfectly clear that I don't want to date any girls, much less kiss them," Sasuke asked his team's leader, glaring at the man.
"I'm not too keen either. In case you forgot, I'm engaged. But it's not kisses on the lips, and besides, what's the worst that can happen? After all, you have to be the one to kiss them." Kakashi, for the umpteenth time, reminded the Uchiha, who just sneered and rolled his eyes.
"I'm still going to be raped by every girl here. Look, there are some right there!" Sasuke pointed at the door, where several of his fangirls were staring at him in ecstasy, probably with thoughts of doing as he had just mentioned.
"Then just find the sane girls! I have nothing more to say on the matter, now go!" Kakashi pushed the squirming Sasuke out of his office door, to where the fangirls lie in wait, then closed it before he could re-enter.
"Now, where did I put my note book?" Once the masked man had found said object, he scrawled down the notes 'Dark Chicken unwilling to partake in contest, Scarecrow persuades him to, and the young man is taken with the idea' From outside, a deep voice could be heard to say "Get your hands off me! I can report you for this! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"

And after an uneventful break, in which most people talked and one person had written 'Yaoi is gay!' on the wall of the main corridor in crayon, baffling everybody, the bell for fifth lesson went.
Oh, the joys of being a teenager.

AN: Crap update is crap, but that's all you're getting. I apologize for the concentrated fail here, just had no idea what to write. OTL Yaoi is gay indeed. I doubt that will ever turn up again, except as something to distract people. So yeah, that said, I'll take my leave before the flames appear.

Raven… OUT!