Isho: HEY! already have 5 reviews, well 4 if you don't count my bro yakking about it being soutacon instead of lolicon. i hate it when he gets literal. anyone want to be my beta reader?

I push the kid off the couch. I immediately regret it after he starts crying because he hit his head on the way down. I wince and put my hand over my face, I really don't need this. I mean, he's a fucking VAMPIRE for Christ's sake! I sigh for the umpteenth time, and try to comfort the bawling child.

"Hey, I'm sorry. Stop crying, ok? I didn't mean to hurt you, I was just startled. Yugi?"

He starts to calm down until he's just dry heaving. He looks back up at me.

"Meanie."

I sigh again and pick him up, trying to comfort him with a hug. After a few minuits, I start to think.

"Hey Yugi?"

"What?"

"If your a vampire, why do you look like a ten year old?"

He starts to giggle. I look down at him, wondering what's so funny.

"Hee Hee, all vampires look like this. I'm quite a normal size for my kind."

I think. Ok, now I have more of a reason to believe that he's 19.

"Who are your parents?"

He looks sad. Maybe I shouldn't have asked.

"No vampire knows who their parents are. We hatch from eggs, completely alone. Well, except for the other broodlings in the nest."

"How many, uh, broodlings are there in a nest?"

"Usually around a hundred or so at a time."

"You have that many siblings?"

I'm struggling to imagine anyone giving birth to that many children, when he starts to laugh again. I am SO glad I'm hysterical today.

"No silly! All of the parents get together and lay them. Our kind can only give birth to one egg every 20 years."

"So your still an only child?"

"Yep! I'm not lonely though. I'm capable of making my own friends!"

I wince again.

"Sorry."

"It ok."

"Can you tell me about some of your friends?"

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I nod happily. I'm really starting to like Yams. I start to think, wondering how to start. Maybe I should start with my best friends.

"One of my friends is called Mokuba."

"I think I've heard that name before."

"You should have. He's Seto's lover."

Yams scrunches his eye brows together.

"Don't you mean brother?"

I pout in annoyance.

"No! I mean lover! He was adopted into the family, so it's fine."

Yams still looks skeptical.

"Are you sure?"

I roll my eyes. -.-

"Trust me, he just can't stop telling me!"

Yams starts to blush and mumble something.

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I blush, I did NOT need that image in my head! I clear my throat and try to change the subject.

"Umm, who are your other friends?"

He smiles again, thank god that worked!

"My second best friend is a girl named Rebecca."

"Oh? What's she like?" I say, trying to keep my mind on this subject.

He ponders for awhile before turning back to face me. Do I really want to hear the answer?

"She's perky, and funny. I like talking to her."

I yawn, Jesus! I look at the clock and notice that it's already 10:30.

"Sorry Yugi, but I need to go to bed."

I try move but he looks at me all wide eyed.

"What? No! Don't go Yams! I'll be SO bored!"

"Sorry, But I have to. I'm human."

I ruffle his head as he gets all teary eyed.

"If you want, you can go out and meet with your friends."

He brightens up.

"Just make sure to lock up when you go."

I hand him a spare key as I say this. He nods vigorously and hugs me before he rushes for the door.

"Bye Yams! See you later!"

I nod and tiredly wave, already trudging to my room.

Isho: i put in mokuba and rebecca b/c they were the only other kids in the two versions. i'll have to make up others though. see you.