Thank you all that have favorited my handbook! Heres the next set of rules. This chapter is what I like to call the Galloway chapter...; )
Disclaimer: I still don't own
Rules 21-40
21. Don't make fun of Leo's scaredy cat behavior
-Like that's going to stop the Chevy Twins Prowl...-
- Or my guardians...-
22. When sitting on the Autobot size couch don't come up behind an Autobot as their sitting down and scream
-Sunstreaker pissed me off that day...-
-He gave me the cold shoulder for several days...-
-Yes I apologized!-
23. Don't encourage the soldiers (mostly Bobby) to bad mouth Mr. Galloway
-Serious Prowl whose going to listen or follow this rule?-
24. Don't make faces behind Mr. Galloway's back as he's addressing the Autobots and/or Soldiers
-Not going to stop anyone Prowl-
-But seriously be careful...-
-Its hard to NOT laugh ...-
- Will did that once and I almost made my lip bleed from trying not to laugh..-
-Good job Will!-
25. Do not play the following game...What is Mr. Galloway 's nickname?
-We (all humans and some Autobots [ Namely my Guardians and the other set of twins]) came up with several good names-
-Satan's spawn, Unicron's spy, Megtron's boyfriend...-
-As you can tell we REALLY hate ...-
26. Please give Mr. Galloway the up most respect
-See Prowl I put it in here!-
-But warning Prowl NO ONE is going to do that-
-Unless we're all insane...-
27. Do not hide my Aunt Judy's bat...
-...you don't even want to know why that's in here...-
28. Calling Sam a "Baby booty boy" Is a No-No
- Leo and Miles teased him about that for weeks...-
-Until Sam complained to Bumblebee...-
-Let's just say Optimus had to give Bee the " We do not harm humans" speech.-
29. Don't remind Bee or Sam of the "Backyard" Incident
- The incident I'm talking is the one when Sam first meets the Autobots..-
-They usually do either of the following: Blush and mutter about idoits...-
-Or just glare and/or hit you..-
- I'll never stop teasing them about that..-
-What? Its good blackmail...-
30. When my Aunt Judy and Uncle Ron come to base with Frankie and Mojo don't encourage the two to pee on Ironhide
-...It was Miles' idea that time...-
-...Prowl still believes I gave him the idea...-
-Maybe I did...maybe I didn't...-
-...What? Its fun to annoy Ironhide...-
-Even though Will gets me back ten-fold...-
31. NO STARTING PRANK WARS!
-Hey we (Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, and me) had to defend our title-
- Being the Rulers of Pranks.-
-From Mudflap and Skids...-
-Don't ask how that started...-
32. HIDE ALL JUNK FOOD!...uh I mean please hand over all junk foods to Ratchet
-hide it hide it hide it or else Ratchet will burn it-
-literally-
33. Don't be a two year old and refuse to eat your vegetables please
-Leo was acting like a baby...-
-He refused to eat his veggies...-
-At least until Ratchet threaten him with his wrench...-
34. Don't wake up the Autobots with full volume screamo music.
-Somebody did that once...*cough*Miles*cough*-
-And all music was taken away by Prowl for months...-
-This included Ipods, MP3 Players, CDs, CD Players, everything..-
-No one was happy.-
-Including Optimus...-
-He missed his Classical Music..-
-Who knew that he liked the Classics?-
35. Don't try to argue with Prowl
-Seriously you'll NEVER win...-
36. Don't tell Red Alert about how terrorists make homemade bombs
-stupid stupid Leo...real smart you idiot-
-Let's just say everyone was on lock down for hours...-
-Do you know how annoying the Twins are when their locked up in the same room for more than an hour?-
37. Don't try to explain to ANY of the Autobots on how a baby is formed...
-Not only is it awkward to explain its extremely embarrassing...-
-And not only that but that can really come up with very hard to answer questions-
-don't ask please don't ask why this rule is in here-
38. To all females on base, don't forget that time of the month
-...not even going to explain...-
39. Don't let Optimus watch the news
-He gets a really depressed look...-
-Its really kind-of sad to see him like that...-
-Crap I'm gonna cry...-
40. Avoid the shooting range when Ironhide's there
-yeah well that explains itself...-
well here's chapter two please review and give me any suggestions or ideas on some rules.