Isho: 0.0 11 reviews! oh my god! the 11th one was the longest one i've ever read, it was by Yayubaru1. they said that my writing style wasn't impersonal, what does that mean? -_- oh well, NEW CHAPPIE! ^o^ don't own doctor who or cherry poppin' daddy's
I get dressed as Jou waits for me. I look at Yugi's mass under the covers. How am I going to handle Jou? He's going to wonder why we can't bring him with us. Hmm, I could say that he got here yesterday night and needs to sleep off the jet lag. That at least is just a half lie that my friends will believe. I walk out to the waiting Jou. I just hope he doesn't tell the others about Yugi's little nickname for me. Yeah, not going to hold my breath. Jou turns around and looks for my new friend.
"Hey, where's your bro? Ain't he comin'?"
"He only got here last night. I'm letting him sleep off the jet lag."
He just shrugs.
"Kay, we'll introduce him to everyone later. Come on, we're going to Ryou's today."
I just grunt, nod, and follow. How am I going to get out of tomorrow? Oh well. We get in our separate cars and go to Ryou's. Since he lives a few miles from my place, we get there in 15 minuits. We park in his driveway and knock on the door. It's opened to reveal a very tired and shabby looking man. We start laughing and he grimaces.
"Had a little too much to drink Ryou?"
"Shut up! Your laughing is making the hangover worse."
"Sorry, can we come in?"
He leaves the door and we enter. Mai isn't here yet. We just settle on the couch and turn on the t.v. Ryou comes back out with a ginormous bag of chips and an ice pack.
"So what were we going to do today?"
I roll my eyes, when Ryou gets drunk he tends to forget things.
"Well, we have to wait for Mai first. She said she was going to show us something."
Ryou 'hmm's and plops down next to us. Jou grabs the chips and starts shovelling them in. WE start to get immersed in the new episode of Doctor Who when there is another knock on the door.
"That's probably Mai. Can you get it, *snigger* Yams?"
I groan and answer the door before Ryou can question the new nickname. I let Mai in go back to the waiting questions.
"Yams?"
Mai hears this and looks at me.
"Is there something I missed?"
Jou happily stops stuffing his face and prepares to explain.
"You bet there is! Did you know Yami has a little brother?"
They shake their heads and this eggs Jou on. I think I'm going to find something to drink from Ryou's fridge. When I get back from finding an empty fridge Mai and Ryou begin.
"Why didn't you tell us he was coming over?"
"That's so cute, he calls you Yams, I can't wait to see him tomorrow!"
I glower, this is going to be even worse then I thought.
"*sigh* I didn't say anything because I didn't think it was important."
"How can your little brother coming not be important?"
"I dunno, I just didn't think about it."
"Well, we're all going to go over to your house tomorrow and we aren't going to hear any buts about it."
"*HUFF* Fine!"
I start rubbing my head. That kid causes a lot of stress. I know its not his fault, but why did he pick me?
"Well, what was it you were going to show us something?"
She lights up, just remembering why we are all here.
"Ah yes! You know hoe I work for Kaiba Corp?"
We nod, me trying too supress certain images.
"Well, Seto is holding a party a week from now, all of the employees are invited to attend. We are also allowed to bring a few friends. So, will you guys come?"
None of us, except for me, hesitate to say yes. My hesitancy isn't missed by Mai.
"Don't worry Yami, the party will have a special place for kids, so you can bring Yugi."
That wasn't what I was worried about, but I agree anyway. I look at the time and notice that I have to get going.
"Sorry guys. I have a date in a few minuits. I gotta go."
"Bye."
"See ya, Yams."
I whack Jou with my coat and head out the door.
*******v ch*******
I stretch and yawn as I wake up. I look over at the clock, 5:30, why am I up? -_- I soon here the shower running and figure that was why. I hop out of Yams' bed and head to the living room. It might be a bit early, but the sun starts setting at this time so I will be fine. I can't wait to taste Yami again. ^.^ Before I reach the t.v, I hear a knock at the door. ? I walk over and open it. There's a tall lady standing there, she has short brown hair and blue eyes. She looks down at me and then smiles.
"Hi there little guy, are you Yami's brother?"
Seeing as she is a stranger, a stranger who possibly has some form of relationship with Yams -.-, I slam the door in her face. I then proceed to lock it and head back to the t.v. Yams comes out of the bathroom and looks at me. ^.^ He looks cute in just a towel.
"Was there someone at the door?"
I shake my head.
"No."
I don't want that lady coming in, she looked too attractive. She's a threat to poor Yams' suggestive mind. -.- There's another knock on the door, more agitated now. Can't she give up? Yami opens the door and is confronted with a disgruntled Threat.-.- -.- -.-
"Hi Yami, I see that you have a little brother."
He turns around, mad.
"Yugi!"
I pout,I don't want Yami mad with me. He just sighs and turns back to Threat.
"Sorry about that Anzu. He's...shy. He's visiting for awhile. You can come in while I get dressed. Be nice Yugi!"
"It's ok Yami."
I pout/glare at Threat as she approaches me, smiling.
"Don't worry Yugi, I'm Yami's girlfriend, Anzu. I hope we can be friends!"
I keep pouting, girlfriend? I really don't like her now! Yami comes back out of his room, wearing a tight black top and black jeans. I pout more, he's made himself all sexy for her too.
"Ready to go?"
She nods and they start to leave, until Threat stops.
"Wait, your going to leave Yugi by himself?"
Yami looks at her.
"Yeah, he's 10. He'll be fine by himself for a couple of hours."
She glares.
"How can you be so insensitive? You are just going to leave your little brother in a place that is unfamiliar to him and not even show him around?"
She turns around.
"If you want, you can come with us Yugi. I don't mind."
Normally I would object to anything she said, just because she's Threat. But I could use this opportunity to make sure Threat doesn't try anything funny. I fake my best smile.
"Ok! Can I big brother?"
Yami looks cornered. But he relents. Yes! ^o^ We go to the car and I buckle up in the back. Once we are on the road, Yami hears a song he likes and he turns it up.
Eight ball in the pocket with a voodoo moan
You can't trust him 'cause he's never alone
Then he'll start talkin' chicken shit
And grab your fuzzy dice
"Yami!"
That's when my hounds begin to howl
That's when my dog begins to growl
Don't be shy, take off your towel
And get to slammin'
"What?"
oh, dr bones, dr bones
I loves you dr bones
Dr bones, dr bones, dr bones
I loves you dr bones
"This song is too mature for Yugi!" (inuendo ;) )
Well, shake shake shake, shake and rattle
Rattle them dr bones
Come on shake shake shake, shake and rattle
Rattle them dr bones
"Fine."
He'll get you sniffin' when your fish is gashed
He likes you best when your banana's mashed
He's only happy with your girlfriend's pie
And his bony fingers up your ass
Yams goes to turn the channel but I pipe in.
"But I like it! What's too mature for me?"
He's breakin' eggs all over the place
Don't tell me you're my friend, just get the fuck out of my face
You got me pukin' in the kitchen sink
I've lost my baby and I've had too much to drink
He turns back to Threat.
"See? It doesn't matter, he doesn't understand it. Besides, the bad part is over."
She just huffs and crosses her arms.
"Fine, he's your brother."
^.^
Shake shake shake, shake and rattle
Rattle them dr bones
Come on shake shake shake, shake and rattle
Rattle them dr bones
Oh shake shake shake, shake and rattle
Rattle them dr bones
Come on shake shake shake, shake and rattle
Rattle them dr bones.
After the song, Yami pulls up at a restaurant. Time for Yami's date.
Isho: i LOVED that song when i was little. you should check out some more of their songs, like zoot suit riot, when i change your mind, drunk daddy, and more. i only put the song in because i thought it would make things a little kinkier. sorry if it only traumatized you. note, yugi was feigning innocence to shut anzu up.