Heres the next set of rules review and feel free to give me any ideas.
And thank you MISCrasyaboutfanfics and Hedgehog B. Rebecca and Great Diabla Assassin
for the ideas and Thank you for letting me use Peaches MISCrasyaboutfanfics!
Great Diabla Assassin
Disclaimer: I still don't own I only own Stella and MISCrasyaboutfanfics owns Peaches
Rules 161-190
161. Don't ask 'How many lick it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop'
-Miles decided to ask Wheeljack this...-
-And he came up with a Lick Counter-
-And it was a really big number-
-Sorry Miles told me not to say what that number was-
162. When Optimus is listening to his classical music don't over power it with your music
-He gives you this look-
-I don't know how to describe it-
-But it makes you feel very small...kid like I guess-
-And you want to turn down your music-
163. No giving Peaches and I bubble gum
-We like to annoy others with it-
-Or we tell Sunny that we stuck it on him-
-Least to say he freaks out-
164. Peaches is not aloud to blow bubble gum bubbles
-I think she broke a record-
-She blew a bubble the size of the Rec Room-
-Hated cleaning that up-
-And hated cleaning the Autobots-
-I think Ratchet tried to throw a wretch at Peaches-
-It didn't leave his hand when he tried-
165. Peaches stop being the reason for all these rules
-I swear girl 99% of these rules are here because of you!-
-*Peaches* Am not-
-Are too-
-*Peaches* Am not!-
-Are too-
-*Peaches* Am not-
-Am not-
-*Peaches* Are too-
-HA! I win!-
-*Peaches* Cheater!-
166. No trying to short circuit Prowl
-We're still gonna do it Prowl-
-*Prowl* You won't when I tell you the punishment for it-
-Oh? And what is the punishment?-
-*Prowl* (Whispers in ear)-
-(Wide eyed) You're cruel Prowl. Very cruel-
167. When in battle and you see Barricade a coward
-My Guardians call him that since he isn't seen often in battle-
-That pisses him way off-
-And let's just say my Guardians are well acquainted with Ratchet's Medbay-
-And his Wrenches-
168. Speaking of wrenches Whoever keeps hiding Ratchet's stop now
-He's getting very cranky-
-And NO ONE like Ratchet cranky-
-I have my ideas of who could be hiding them...-
169. Lady Gaga is not allowed to be listened to on base
-After Ratchet watched one of her music videos-
-Anyone who listened to her was given a mental test-
-coughcoughMilesLeocoughcough-
170. Praise Be To Decepticon by JAM Project is forbidden
-The title can tell you why-
-By the way Sideways is allowed to listen to it-
-After all he is on the losing side-
-*Sideways* Stella...-
-Shutting up-
171. The movie Avatar is forbidden
-You all can thank Wheeljack for that-
-*Wheeljack* How am I the cause of this rule?-
-Oh gee I don't know maybe it has to do with trying to mind transfer?-
-*Wheeljack* Oh...-
172. Leo if you're going to teach people (and Autobots) how to hack my laptop I demand 50% of the profit
-No more no less-
-*Leo* Oh Senorita please be reasonable-
-I am being reasonable...I wanted 80% of the profit before-
173. No more downloading songs from the Internet
-Jazz and Sideswipe had accidentally downloaded some viruses-
-They were nasty little buggers-
-Kept them in the Medbay for a week-
174. All Autobots stop trying to out do Optimus in a weigh lifting contest
-Seriously Ratchet, Mikeala and I are tried of fixing you-
-Understand the Optimus is stronger than you-
-The only one who has a chance of out doing Optimus is Ironhide-
-So just stop-
175. Will everyone stop teasing Bumblebee and Jazz about their size
-Bumblebee walks away looking like a kicked puppy -
-While Jazz makes fun of you after you have been pranked-
-Not pleasant-
176. Peaches is not allowed to be near the weapons room
-...She got mad at the Chevy Twins again-
-And nearly killed them...-
-All the while Sideways is cheering her on...-
-Along with several other Autobots-
177. Leo stop flirting with Arcee, Chromia, and Flareup when they are in their Holo Forms
-Not only are they getting annoyed-
-But Ironhide is getting pissed off-
-After all Chromia is his Sparkmate-
178. When my Aunt comes with Sam's baby pictures...*Sighs* no using them for blackmail...
-Happy?-
-*Sam* Very much so-
-Evil cousin evil evil cousin-
179. Okay that's it Peaches...Peaches is not allowed to be on the battlefield!
-I am tired of running away from Starscream Peaches!-
-Just because your first thought when you see him is a giant flying Dorito.-
-Doesn't mean you should say it out loud!-
180. Don't try to teach the Autobots how to dance
-Sam got the idea of teaching how to dance to Thriller-
-It ended in many mechs on the floor-
-And in the Medbay-
well here's chapter nine Please please please review and give me any suggestions or ideas on rules you would like in the next chapter. And let me know if you would like a oneshot on a rule. Just tell me what rule and get right on it. By the way This Guide is almost over one more chapter of rules to go then an extra bonus chapter.I'm currently thinking about doing a Decepticon Guide...Tell if I should!
