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Plushies! Part 4

Now Rukia was not heartless, in fact she had a very kind heart, and that was the reasoning she gave to sending the Espada plushies. She sent a plushie to Nnoitra, Ulquiorra, and Grimmjow. At least, she was supposed to send Grimmjow one, but the box someone got lost in the mail and got sent back to her house. Little did she know just what kind of problem that would create.

And so in Hueco Mundo, two of the three received their plushies. After seeing his, Nnoitra was forced to admit that he did in fact resemble either an anorexic spoon or some sort of satellite. Then he buried it in the bottom most drawer in his room. He would be dead if anyone knew he had a plushie.

When Ulquiorra received his he stared at it. It stared back. So he kept staring at it and then the plushie stared back. It was at this point that Ulquiorra and his plushie began the most epic of all staring contests. Five hours later Ulquiorra finally had to blink.

"I concede defeat." Ulquiorra said put the plushie in his closet on the top shelf (he planned to have a rematch later).

Grimmjow passed by while this epic staring contest was taking place and asked Ulquiorra where he had gotten the 'stupid stuffed lil' Ulquiorra'.

"I am not certain, it was given anonymously." (Rukia was nice, not stupid) Ulquiorra replied, "Now go away, I am busy."

Grimmjow did leave, but he couldn't help but feel left out. I mean, seriously if Ulquiorra got one why not him? Not that he wanted one or anything...it was just the principle of the matter, or so he told himself. No he most definitely did not want one, not at all.

At that very moment, the plushie Grimmjow arrived back at Rukia's place, where the plushie she was sending Ichigo was waiting. It is a well known fact that plushies can move around when people aren't looking, and so P.I (plushie Ichigo) walked over to the box and opened it. Inside was P.G (plushie Grimmjow). P.I was furious, and so with his tiny, felt zanpaku-to he proceeded to literally beat the stuffing out of Grimmjow, or rather P.G.

So there you go! I've decided that Ulquiorra's rap name will be Lil Ulquiorra. Anyway, plz review and tell me who's next, should the rest of the Espada get plushies? Hope you liked it!