Even though Tom's an admirable adversary, he easily gets distracted. And by distracted I mean horny or perverted, or something a long those lines. I've never met a guy who couldn't keep it in his pants for more than ten minutes. (ew)

Every lady who walked by got whistled at, or reached for, or heaven forbid this happening again, felt up. (ew, again) He'd actually went for Caitlin once, but, well, let's just said he walked away with a broken nose.

Our journey through L.A proved relentlessly boring. Except for Joe and Bill, who ultimately kept everyone entertained. We got stared at, but for some reason Tom wasn't looking to appealing after being decked in the face, and fans tended to keep their distance. We only got approached twice, which, for being famous, is probably like a new record or something.

Out of the city we encountered what literally could have been an enchanted forest. Bill was the first to run forward toward it, phone out and ready for pictures. Tom sighed, but nodded, saying the forest was safe. How did he know? Being a ninja, I knew the first thing you ought to stay away from was a forest, where you would be subjected to a formidable enemy attack.

But Tom shuffled in, followed by Gustav and Georg, then Kevin and Nick. Joe and Bill lead the way. It was too late to warn them.

Besides, the forest was way too big to go around anyway. But once we were inside we realized there wasn't exactly a path to walk on, just a bunch of annoying shrubs that were impossible to cut through.

Joe smiled before signaling to everyone that he had the situation handled. He turned and ran head first into one of the bigger bushes. It swallowed him up completely.

"That didn't work!" He grunted, struggling to get out. Kevin helped him out.

Tom spoke up then, kicking smaller bush out of the way.

"We'll have to travel on the branches." He said, and he was right. It was the fastest method of travel, specially through a forest. It was simple, you just jumped from tree branch to tree branch at super speed.

Bill scrambled up. "Really? We can do that?" Bill was prone to believe anything his older brother said, I soon learned.

"How can that work?" Joe was being doubtful.

Of course, the Jonas brothers couldn't do this. Thinking that would be insane. We'd have to carry them, and the idea of carrying a Jonas Brother was not appealing. Maybe Caitlin would carry one for me, but she stood, her back up an against a tree making casual conversation with Nick. She was carrying him, I sure wasn't.

"Tom, how're are the gonna do that? And Bill?" I asked him, but I figured he would carry Bill. Tom shrugged.

"You carry Bill, I'll lead." It was kind of like follow the leader. He directed you in the direction you needed to go, and avoided the obstacles. It was hard to do that with a 120 pound 6 foot tall bimbo on your back.

That was not happening.

"He's too big Tom!" I said. "I'll lead. You carry your brother."

"I don't carry." And it was dropped then, well, no it wasn't. I wasn't carrying anything that was bigger than me. Son of a gun.

Bill smiled at me and waved. Weirdo.

Tom went to explain to everyone else, so I followed. I was in a bad mood, so when Kevin came up to me, I snapped at him.

"Sorry, I'm just, angry." I sighed. "You want something?"

Kevin shuffled back and forth. I noticed he was like a weird looking Jonas Brother.

"Me and Nick..don't need to be carried." he paused. "I'll carry Joe." Wait, that meant he could do this tree jumping by himself. Him and Nick? Wow. That's amazing, usually it takes years of practice to manage this skill.

I nodded, feeling a little more relieved. That means Gustav or Georg or even Caitlin (Well, she's shorter than me, I doubt she could manage to carry A guy who's a foot taller than her.) could try Bill, but he was the tallest. The only person who'd have no trouble would be Tom, but he was a jerk.

Bill was talking to Gustav when I walked over to him. He grinned.

"Bill, I don't know how your going anywhere at this point." I said, sighing. I mean, wasn't he the reason we were all in this mess anyway? Bill frowned.

"Aren't you carrying me?" He asked absently.

Gustav spit out a bit of the water he'd been drinking and stifled a laugh.

"Shut up, I'll kill you." I spat. "Yeah Bill that's what your ignorant brother said."

Bill nodded. "Yeah, he's ignorant." But I don't think he was talking about his recent decision.

I sighed again. How was I going to get him from point A to point B? Bill looked intently at the forest for a few silent moments.

"I don't need you to carry me." He whispered, quietly. "Don't tell Tom that, though." And with that, he walked away, over to Georg only to get yelled at.

What? This was ridiculous. But I'd learned not to push things.

The forest was an interesting journey. Halfway through Joe protested and Kevin put him down, but he fell down onto another branch, dislocating his pinky finger. Bill gradually kept up, but he wasn't very good and jumping, so I kept him in front of me, and several times he fell off. I wasn't lying when I said he weighed 120 pounds.

I was very thankful once we'd reached the end. Tom smiled as if that whole thing was a success. Remind me to kill him later.

But what loomed on the horizon was much more menacing. Once we reached the end, and Bill collapsed from exhaustion, I began to question our motives. Sure, our team was strong. Me, the skilled head ninja, and Caitlin. Tom, crazy, Gustav the gunman, and Georg the swordsman. Kevin and Nick were mysterious, and I was beginning to suspect them of, well, complete insanity. Joe and Bill so far proved no help at all.

But this wasn't enough because it wasn't an entire army, or say, a fleet of battle ships, or, maybe, a couple dragons. Because what stood in front of us was a huge black castle, like, the ones Bowser would take Princess Peach? Filled with lava and such. It just, I don't know, leaked evil. And It's not like it was the scariest thing I'd ever seen, of course not, it was just, too scary for this very moment. It's malice was just too much, ya know?

Bill whistled and said "Wow." We all kind of gawked at it. It must have been like 900 stories or something. And the size of like eight football fields. We were not prepared for this. We were basically in mortal danger just standing here. And to think we brought Bill all the way here—only to be killed anyway.

That is exactly what I was thinking when a large robot from hell came to greet us. Several more behind it. Then, out of nowhere, a loud snarl of a laugh very nasal pierced the air.

Adam Lambert came out, dressed more weird than he normally dresses. He had a bleach blonde wig on, was wearing bright blue makeup, and purple robes that made him look like a sinister type of drag queen.

I gulped, and looked around for Bill—but he wasn't there. Oh my god they got him! We came all the way here only to die? That is like, super ignorant.

We all were stuck, as a robot held onto us. I can only say that metal isn't very comfortable.

Adam smiled at us.

"Welcome visitors!" He chimed. "I hope you do enjoy your stay at my castle. Friends are always welcome." He paused, and I saw that in his really ugly purse, he had a freaking bald Siamese cat. He stroked its really, really, ugly head.

"I would like to thank you." He continued. "You delivered my precious Bill right to my front door."

I saw Tom struggle a little, only to get bashed on the head with a giant metallic blow. He was knocked out.

"Take them to their chambers, boys." Adam left and we were dragged away, one by one, into the castle.

Well, Adam Lambert was more of a jerk that I'd originally thought. Damn it all, ya know? We were now currently chained up in a real live mid evil dungeon, by our ankles. We could all move around freely, but we'd been in here an hour, and were tired of, well, the dungeon. Tom hadn't said anything when he woke up.

I sighed, we were gonna die.

Joe was being unusually quiet—for Joe, at least. Nick was being, well, normal, and quiet. Kevin was the one who started talking.

Caitlin and I both looked at him, as if to say, what the hell are you smoking?

Kevin struggled to his feet, and dusted off his sneakers.

"It's dirty down here." He pointed out, making a face. I rolled my eyes. "We're going to have to bust out of here."

"Your crazy." Joe suddenly piped up. "We're stuck in here for good."

Tom, Georg, and Gustav both looked hopeless as well, and they just shrugged their shoulders.

"Come on you guys, if Bill were here, he wouldn't be all depressed." Kevin said, I nodded and stood up with him, trying to get everyone in a better mood.

"You could dangle Bill over a pit filled with lava and he'd be fine with it." Tom said, with a bored tone. "You can't scare him, he doesn't see reality. He's oblivious to logic."

"That's no way to talk about your brother." Gustav's joke lightened the mood a little. Tom smirked and chuckled softly.

They looked solemnly up at me and Kevin. As if to say, what do you suggest?

Before I could say anything, Kevin started talking. "We'll need to get out of these chains. Nick?" Nick stood up and I noticed he didn't have a chain around his ankle, instead, it laid on the ground in pieces.

He walked over to Joe, who wasn't paying attention, and pulled out a tiny knife that could cut through anything. I'd know that knife anywhere, it was the tooth of the northern snow beast—commonly known as the white dragon. I'd heard stories that it was impossible to defeat one, insane. There had only been one legendary hunter who'd managed to kill one, but he'd gone into retirement.

But that wasn't Nick Jonas, I knew that much. The snow hunter may have been young, but not that young. Nick shuffled over to me, after finishing off the rest of the dudes and Caitlin, to take off my chains.

"Where did you get that?" I asked him frantically. He looked at the knife and nodded over to Kevin.

Well, this was another surprising found piece of information.

Once we were all free, Joe began to become a little more, Joe-ish? He pretended to have a gun and shoot at the wall, explaining what he was going to do to those big giant robots.

"We'll blow their heads off!" Joe was saying. "Then we'll collect the pieces and donate to science! And get rich!" He clapped for himself.

Somebody didn't take their medicine today.

Kevin and I conversed about a plan. We had no idea about how the castle went, and it was huge, so there was a 50% we'd get lost, and a 50% we wouldn't know where we were going.

The castle was crawling with the hellish robots, and with every turn there just seemed to be more of them. We soon found out that there was an off switch right on their back, so once turned off, they couldn't put up a fight anymore. They were pretty feisty, they would easily kill you if you weren't careful.

We all went in a circle at least three times, falling over each other when we saw that evil cat peering at us from a balcony above us. Joe turned himself over and hid behind some armor hanging on the wall.

Finding the main hall wasn't easy, but we managed, with lot's of effort, to find to big huge doors that must have entered to where Adam usually was. I could here Bill singing nervously with him—a weird song I'd never heard before. We listened intently at the door.

It wasn't in English, and I asked Tom but he shook his head saying it wasn't German, either. Bill was seriously having trouble, but he kept singing anyway, and when he messed up Adam would yell at him.

"Do you really think it will open if your voice cracks!" Adam said.

"I want my friends!" Bill complained back. "I can't sing without my brother and my friends."

There was a long pause, and the sound of that bald cat meowing at the door. Adam chuckled darkly.

"Looks like they all came for you!" Suddenly the doors swung open and we all fell face first on top of each other into what looked like a thrown room. Only Bill was tied up at the thrown and Adam Lambert had changed back to his normal self. Well, normal for him, at least.

"Welcome, my little children." We all stared, really, really scared. He must have a bazooka somewhere, just looming in the shadows, or the anti-Christ was waiting behind the curtain.

Adam smirked. "Come on in." He motioned for us to come forward. We hesitated, but stayed close as a group. Tom gulped loudly and grabbed my arm, he was restraining himself. Poor guy.

Bill's eyes lit up but then turned sad. He looked away from us as we approached the thrown. Adam stood very still the hold time, watching and drinking some tea.

Bill turned to whisper at us. "You guys should have left. Now were all screwed."

"We couldn't just leave you." I said slowly. "Your too awesome for that."

He smiled at us, sadly. Nick came up from the back and put his hands on his shoulders.

"The milkshake doesn't have to be done," He told Bill. "We'll walk out of this alive." Georg and Gustav both came up, almost in tears. You'd think for the big guys they'd be a little more manly.

Kevin smiled at Bill, and Joe ran up and gave him an awkward hug as best as he could manage, what with being all tied up and a giant thrown and such.

Tom just looked, but everything was said through just through that. Super twin powers or something.

Adam Lambert disturbed the mushy scene by clapping very slowly and obnoxiously.

"Oh my god, even I'm gonna say that was gay." He pretended to wipe his eyes. "That was just so sad."

Tom couldn't have looked more angry. I swear he needs some anger management.

Well, if your wondering what happened next, it wasn't pretty. We all got all captured by the hounds of hell, while Adam hopped up on a coffee table acting like he was hot stuff. Unfortunately for us, he wasn't exactly hot stuff.

"You poor kids thinking you can stop us. They don't understand about me and you Bill." He batted his eyelashes all at Bill.

There was a very audible ew from our side of the room.

Looking frustrated, Adam turned grabbed a very old looking music box and paraded it around. He stopped at me and grinned.

"Your the girl who started this nonsense, am I correct?" I gulped, confused and about to answer before Bill piped up.

"No it was me! I asked for help!" He said quietly. That wasn't true, why was he lying.

"No matter, she'll do nicely." The robot dropped me to the ground rather roughly, and I kind of layed there awkwardly.

"Ow that hurt you jerk." But nobody laughed. Come on people I just called a robot a jerk, he obviously didn't understand that. That was funny people.

Adam's evil grin grew as he pulled a chair for me to sit in. Well, I wasn't going anywhere anytime soon, so I sat down, looking as chipper as I could manage.

Bill was looking scared.

"My friends...don't hurt them!" He cried suddenly. But it was ignored—Adam Lambert set the tiny music box down in front of me.

It was very old—small with an involved gold design around the edges. I knew better than to trust this thing, it must have been filled with some sort of demon Adam magic.

"Go ahead, open it." Lambert encouraged. I was not happy about it, but I put my hands on the lid and before I could open it I heard a loud ripping sound.

Bill was looking at his lap, no longer complaining, the handcuffs had been completely broken through.

He was breathing slowly, in and out. It was kind of...scary.

Adam forgot about the music box and turned excitedly to Bill.

"This is it! This power, this insight!" He approached Bill slowly. "Can you here me?"

But before Adam could get any closer Bill jumped up into the air—almost to the ceiling, and this was a thrown room. Wowzers.

This had been what Tom told me about—about Bill's freak outs. We all stared at him, in awe. His normally warm brown eyes were suddenly bright red, blazing. Now this was some corny vampire movie?

But Bill wasn't a vampire, he was something else. And it was pretty intense.

Bill back flipped through the air a couple times—style points—before landing perfectly and standing very calmly in the center of the room between me and Adam Lambert, who was now real close to the others and the hell-bots.

"Pardon me." His English was now flawless, by the way, with absolutely no accent.

He walked over and picked up the tiny music box, before lightly tossing it aside somewhere across the room.

"Don't mess with that." He said, before leading me back to the others. The robots tensed up, But Bill smiled and approached them slowly. He found the off switches, everyone was released.

Adam stomped his foot.

"Your not supposed to help them! Kill them all! Your evil!" Adam said, confused.

Bill turned from us, and we just stood there, open mouthed and impressed.

"Don't worry about this much, Adam." Bill took the robots giant metallic arm and—oh my God—literally crushed it in his hand. "You were going to hurt my friend, it's a miracle I'm gonna walk out of here while you still breathing."

"That's what you think!" Adam said, regaining his composure. "I'll have you one way or another."

Alright, now this was probably just in gay guy terms.

Bill made an ew face before the robots filed in. From all directions, we were surrounded. A rope later fell down from the ceiling, and Adam just narrowly escaped the clatter and commotion. It was dangerous for even their leader to be down here.

The sound was sickening, scraping of metal. The all came at us at once—now we were totally dead. But Bill started shouting orders at us as quick as possible.

He grabbed me and hopped onto the robots head—and continued head jumping until we were out of the room. Everyone followed out lead, Tom bringing up the rear with a disheveled Kevin Jonas holding an even more disheveled Joe Jonas.

It was amazing, as Tom quickly shut the door, but sirens were still going off and red lights flashing, and more robots were coming at us. We all bolted down what looked like a safe corridor, only to find one single room.

We all ran inside, it was dark and we couldn't see anything, and we heard Adam's voice coming out of a speaker over head.

"You'll never leave alive!" He chimed.

Suddenly, a huge metallic crunching noise filled the room and everything started trembling. Was this the earthquake room? I could not tell, because I couldn't see anything.

The floor opened up from underneath of us and we all back against a wall away from the huge gap now swallowing up the room. Arising from the whole was a huge black robot with dead red eyes the glowed as surely as Bill's, who was looking around frantically anazliing our situation. Even I knew it was pretty grim.

Kevin and Nick both stepped up, and following them was Caitlin, and then, the rest of us. There was no reason we couldn't defeat this thing—we were the world's finest and most highly trained set of people, I'd figure.

I mean, anything is possible if you just believe.

Tom was reaching for his sword, and pulled out my wand, ready to use any spell I could. Maybe a nice melting charm out to do the trick. Nick and Kevin both pulled out entire swords made out of that Dragon's fang, and I did realize that Kevin was that hunter. Gustav was sporting...a mini rocket launcher (wtf?) and Gustav was tying a scarf around his head. Joe was huddled somewhere in the corner, with Caitlin watching over him so he didn't get hurt.

It's eyes glowed and shot a laser right in the middle of us, and we all darted into the air quickly. It swung at me and I shot a time spell right at one of it's joints freezing it completely, and Nick swung and that limb severing it from it's body. The only problem was after that wires came out and it started to re-spawn that same arm. I frowned, but landed safely on the ground behind it.

Tom was busy sliced frantically at it's legs, trying to get it to lose balance, and Bill was dislocating something about it's head. Kevin and Nick both went for it's other arm, but it only did the same thing, wires sprouting and curving into the form of an arm, ready to swat away at us.

Bill jumped down again, in a matter of loops, over to me.

"I can access it's main off switch but it'll take hours. We don't have that kind of time." He paced back and forth a bit, jumping over a loud thump from the monsters tail.

Gustav was firing rockets at it's head, trying desperately to blow it off.

Bill went away towards Joe and Caitlin then, who was having a terrible time keeping Joe safe.

Bill called everyone's attention after leaving them.

We all formed in the corner, while Caitlin—already knowing what Bill was going to say—distracted the giant demon robot.

"Listen close. This music box Joe so kindly decided to steal will save our lives. I'm going to open it, and we all run like hell." He glared at Gustav. "You will haul ass, understood? Until we are out of this room, out of this castle. I do not care what you do, just get out as fast as you can, there are some windows, jump out. Do it, or else, you will die." He pointed nimbly to the music box, concealing it in his leather jacket.

I guess I understood, and we all gathered near the door, which was locked or anything, but we figured with the robots. Kevin grabbed Joe and Bill approached the giant robot. Caitlin came over to us, all looking intently at Bill.

He stood facing it alone. It growled and switched it's long scorpion like tail. Bill lowered the box slowly and he started counting. We were supposed to run at two, and he would open it at three.

"One." He said, sweat dripping off his forehead. The monster sniffed the air. It's red eyes menacing in the little light we had.

"Two!" He shouted and we all ran for the door. It roared and shot it's tail at us but it was too late, because Bill had already said three and opened the box, which swallowed the monster up in an un-holy tornado of white light which whipped around and started sucking in everything in it's path, including the castle.

We all had seconds, and the robots had been shut off, but they were to thick to run through. We jumped on their heads and, as Bill said, hauled ass as the music box sucked everything up. There were windows at the end of the hallway.

We all jumped through the window, Bill waiting for the precise moment, and somehow he managed to shut the music box without getting sucked in himself. I was breathless by the time I fell into some brush by the side of the forest.

The castle was gone—what was left was little ruin. There was a big naked spot where it had once stood. Everything inside, including Adam Lambert, had been sucked in.

We all were breathing heavy and shaking, except for Bill, who stood at the edge of the spot. His eyes widened and he shook for a second, and when he turned around his eyes were that deep brown again—he'd returned to normal.

"Where did the wonderful castle go?" He asked, disappointed. "I wanted to see it!" We all were laying in bushes, breathing, all banged up. Caitlin sat up, rubbing her head.

Tom breathed a sigh of relief, before coming up with some lame exscuse.

"You were asleep Bill and we had to leave." Bill raised an eyebrow—he was good at that—before blowing it up and finding a rock to sit on.

"You guys sure look beaten up. What have you been doing while I was asleep?"

Georg groaned, he'd fallen in a thorn bush. Kevin and Nick both dusted off their pants and coughed a bit.

"You have no idea." I couldn't help it, I laughed.

The End =)