DISCLAIMER:( for the whole story) I keep on forgetting to put this, but I don't own Twilight or any of the characters

"We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up ev'rybody and singWe Are Family by Sister Sledge

Ev'ryone can see we're together
As we walk on by
(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a feather
I won't tell no lie
(ALL!) all of the people around us they say
Can they be that close
Just let me state for the record
We're giving love in a family dose

(CHORUS x2)

Living life is fun and we've just begun
To get our share of the world's delights
(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the future
And our goal's in sight
(WE!) no we don't get depressed
Here's what we call our golden rule
Have faith in you and the things you do
You won't go wrong
This is our family Jewel"

Recap:

"Cricket, cricket. Is it me, or do I hear no laughter?" he just smiled. "Okay, so it is me. eh, I already knew I was crazy, not much of a surprise." He laughed. SCORE!

"Okay, so when do I meet the family?" he smiled as the doorbell rung. Great…

I let out a chuckle. "You invited them already, didn't you?" I said in a fake voice with a fake laugh. His smile turned sheepish. "You know you're in for it, right?" he just nodded. "You should run." My voice turned deathly.

Edward never got up. Does he want me to get my crowbar? I know I have it somewhere in my closet. Yes, I know. I have a crowbar. Hey, when you're me, and you have what I have, you need something to defend yourself with…

"You asked for it…" I warned him while I walked towards my closet. Where's my crowbar? I had bought one when I was exploring town. All you heard from the closet is a racket like on those television shows where the person is looking for something and all you hear is metal clashing, and stuff like that. Ah, I remember watching a cartoon like that. I bet Edward is looking at me weirdly right now wondering what I'm doing.

"Aha! Found it!" I said pulling it out. Awesome!

"Ouch! Mother of-" I always cut myself off because a) I sometimes say a really bad swear word, b) I sometimes have guests like right now, and c) frankly I sometimes don't know what to say after that.

"Bella? You alright?" I heard Edward ask from outside my closet.

"Yeah! I'm okay!" I said rubbing the back of my head. "Stupid clothes rack…" I muttered under my breath.

I walked out of my closet with crowbar behind my back. I know it won't do anything to him. Well, not yet, anyways…

"Edward?"

"Yes, Bella?"

"Run." I pulled the crowbar from behind my back. His eyes opened wide like sausages and his mouth opened up in shock.

"You wouldn't." he said.

"Try me. I've done more worse things than this." I said which was true… I'm not allowed to talk about it, the sheriff made me promise. Ah, good times, good times.

Edward got up while I was reminiscing in the past.

"Come back here!" I yelled starting to run towards him. He started running faster than me and down the stairs. Shit, I'm not allowed to run down the stairs when I have a crowbar with me. My mom made me promise back in Phoenix because I ended up hurting Phil when I tripped on the stairs. Let just say he got hit where no guy ever wants to get hit…

Once I got at the bottom of the steps, I took off running.

"Edward!" I was able to tackle him on the ground. I straddled his stomach and hit him in the side with my crowbar. My crowbar got dented. I hit him again and it broke where it got dented.

"You broke my crowbar!" I yelled. "You owe me another one!"

I looked around and saw that one of those metal tools you use the fire place was in reach. I quickly grabbed the pointy one and was about to hit him when someone picked me up off of him. I didn't notice that his family had come in and was watching me abusing their brother with my used-to-be crowbar.

I arched back so I could see who picked me up and saw it was the guy with the curly hair that looked like he was on steroids.

"Hello." I said innocently.

"Hello." He said back in the same voice.

"Can you put me down so I can finish beating Edward, please?"

"As much as I would like to see Edward be beat by a human, I can't. Don't you think he has handled enough harassment already?"

"Nope."

"Okay, carry on." He set me down.

"Emmett!" oh, so that was the curly-haired dude's name! Cool name, but sounds old fashioned.

"Edward, don't be such a scaredy-cat! What can I do to you?" I said with big, wide eyes and a pouty smile. My puppy dog face.

I took the advantage of him being distracted to tackle him again. I hit him with the fireplace stick thingy once. I was about to hit him again when someone else pulled me off.

"Must you people ruin my fun?" I said in an annoyed tone.

I arched my back again and saw it was the blonde girl.

"Hi."

"Hi." She responded in my same innocent tone.

"Can you please let me go so I can hit him again?" I said in the same tone.

"Nope."

"Fine, ruin my fun."I said mad. I hit Edward again fast before the blonde noticed and dropped the stick thingy on top of his head. I would do something worse but I don't have my crowbar.

"You feel better?" the blonde asked me.

"Very. But I still want my crowbar. He broke it!" I pointed at Edward.

"Hey, you were the one who hit me with it in the first place." I stuck my tongue out at him like a child and crossed my hands across my chest.

"What's your name?" I asked the blonde.

"Rosalie."

"Thanks. Rosalie, can you please let go. I know I'm pretty but, I don't roll that way. Sorry." I heard Emmett laughing in the background.

"Yeah, Rose." I heard Emmett yell.

Rosalie let go of me and slapped Emmett in the back of the head. He actually yelped.

"Hey! How come Edward didn't scream in pain when I hit him with my crowbar?!" I whined.

"I'll make him scream." Said Emmett.

"'Kay, thanks!" Emmett walked towards Edward and smacked him in the back of the head like Rosalie did to him.

"Ow! Emmett!"

"Hey, I didn't do it! It was your little girlfriend over there!"

"Girlfriend?!" me and Edward yelled at the same time.

"Edward, can you give me my stick thingy from the fireplace, please?" I said sweetly.

"My pleasure." He handed me back the thingy and I walked towards Emmett.

"Hi Emmet."

"Hi Bella."

"Ah!!!" I screamed as I tackled him to the floor like I did with Edward. I think he was in shock that I would do that to a stranger. I hit him in the side.

Someone picked me up again but I felt a different grasp.

"Now what?" I asked irritated.

"Please don't harass anyone anymore. Although it is funny to see Emmett scared of a human." Said the blonde dude. (I made Jasper less affected by bloodlust in this story.)

"Aw, just one more hit, please?" I begged with my puppy dog pout. No one can resist my puppy dog pout. Not even vampires.

I saw his poker face crumble. "Fine. Just one more hit. Okay?" he said with a smile.

"Yay!" I said then I hit Emmett with the thingy.

"Okay, I'm done. Here you can have this." I said as I pushed the thingy towards him. "Okay, now that that's over, let us introduce ourselves. I start. My name is Isabella Swan. I like to be called Bella. I was formally an owner of a very special, cherished, prized possession of a crowbar which someone broke cough, cough, Edward, cough, cough. Okay, who's next?"

"I'll go. My name is Rosalie Hale, you can call me Rose for short. And Emmett is my boyfriend."

"My turn! My name is Alice Cullen. Jasper over here," ah, so that was blonde dude's name! "is my boyfriend."

"Okay, my name is Emmett Cullen and Rosalie is my beautiful girlfriend."

"My name is Jasper Hale. And the hyper person over here that I love is my girlfriend." He pointed to Alice when he said the last part.

"And I assumed that you already know my name when you were screaming and chasing me with the crowbar."

_=_=_

I had gone to the restroom and was on the way towards the Cullen's when I heard something about hunting.

"…I want to catch a grizzly this weekend when we go hunting." I heard Emmett say.

Uh oh, did he say hunting? Oh shit…

"Bella? You alright? You look a little green…" I heard someone ask. I didn't know who because the room was already spinning. I had been reminded about my flash with the deer.

"Uh oh, I got a funny," I clamped my mouth with both hands. "Coming out of my tummy!" I yelled and ran towards the bathroom.

I threw up in the toilet. Gosh, how can I still have food in my system after yesterday and this morning?

I flushed the toilet and rested my cheek against the seat. My stomach churned so I ended up throwing up again for the third time this morning.

"Bella?" I heard a voice say outside the door.

"Yes, Alice?"

"You alright in there?"

"Yeah."

"Can I come in, please?"

"Yes."

"I know about your secret." She said seriously.

"I know you guy's secret too." I said in the same tone. Well, almost the same tone. I still felt queasy.

She surprised me by hugging me. "I'm sorry you had to go through that pain. I don't remember anything about it, but I've heard it is quite painful."

I started tearing up. Pretty soon I was sobbing full out. "I'm scared, Alice. I don't like it. I hate it. I sometimes don't look forward to sleep even though it used to be my escape. I'm scared." I said above a whisper.

"I know. I can see. I'm physic. I can see the future. I saw you having it last night and I felt terrible. I'm sorry you have to live through that."

"I'm scared. I don't want to fall asleep tonight. I'm scared I'm going to have one tonight again. I hate it."

"I know. I wish I can help you somehow but I can't. I'm always here though for comfort."

"Thanks Alice."

Sometimes in our lives we all have pain

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