Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.


As soon as Ichigo caught sight of Renji, his reaction was instantaneous.

There was a muted thud as Ichigo hit the floor and burst out laughing, rolling around and clutching his stomach. Renji growled, "What's with you?" Ichigo didn't reply for a minute; he was laughing too hard. When he could finally speak, he gasped, "Y…Your shirt…"

Renji looked down. He was wearing a white T-shirt with bold red print emblazoned on it,

"RED PINEAPPLE."

There was an awkward silence.

"YOU-!" Renji lunged at Ichigo.

Chaos ensues.