Draco POV
I feel ridiculous but I had to do it. I asked out, oh geez, I can't even say it. I asked out the bouncyest, craziest, girl who's just going to end up a cat lady when she's old and alone. Ok heres for the great unveiling... You ready...? You scared? I asked out Lavender Brown. I just thought it would annoy... her the most. And as it turns out, it did. I can tell. So basically, I just have to put up with Lavender until Haily apologizes. Its a fat chance but its sure as hell worth a shot.
She was in the Library when I asked her, thankfully by herself. I cleared my throat and asked.
"Hey Lavender?" she looked up and giggled so I took this as a sure sign.
"Well you see. I'm strangely attracted to you and was wondering if you might enjoy accompanying me to the start of Holiday Dance?"
Next think I know, I'm getting dragged down the corridor by Lavender and see her walking with Cedric. So, I did what came naturally, I stopped in a subtle place about twenty feet from Haily and looked Lavender right in the eyes. Fifteen feet. I pulled her up and wrapped my arms around her. Ten feet. I closed my eyes, pretended it was Haily and went in for the kill. I kissed Lavender right on the lips. They were strangely soft actually. Then I heard it. A sharp gasp, a thud, and Lavender screeching and pulling away. Surprised, I opened my eyes just in time to see Haily running off smiling, Cedric following after her, his smile just as big, and Lavender looking disgusted and then runing after Haily, and Parvati hit me over the head with a cauldron and I swear to Rowling thats the last thing I remember.
Haily POV
Ok I admit it, I'm a terrible person. I had to do something though. It was pretty obvious Draco hated me now but strangely, I didn't hate him. I just wanted to punish him a little. So I asked out Cedric Diggory. He's quite good looking and I can tolerate him for a while, I guess. We were walking down the hall and I saw Lavender and Draco, Lavender looking livid. All the Gryffendor girls knew about the plan and she was none too happy but she carried out her part because deep down past the boyish cuteness that he deserved this.
Anyway, we saw Lavender marching Draco down the hall and I winked at Lavender who stuck her tongue out at me. Giggling a little, I suggested to Cedric that we go someplace quieter. He agreed of course. Can you hear my smirk? So as soon as I heard the thud I grabbed Cedric's hand and raced off to Gryffendor tower where Draco would sneak into to see Ron soon. I couldn't take Cedric up to any dormitories so we just stayed by the fire. Soon enough, I heard Draco stomping in looking for Ron. Apparently, Parvati did her part because he was rubbing his head and scowling. Of course he didn't find Ron (Ron was with Hermione wink wink) but he did find us. The stomping went out of Gryffendor tower. I was overjoyed and enraged at the same time. It felt awesome though.