Hey guys, I'm sorry I haven't been updating, i've been having writer's block. so forgive me that this chapter is late, and keep reviewing.

Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson, or the Pants on the Ground song.

Chapter 5:Pants on the Ground

Selena's POV

I cannot believe that kelp head took our make up! I mean come on, we Aphrodite kids can't live without it! Well, we lived through the week, but a week later at dinner, my siblings and I discussed what to do to get revenge on Percy.

At the beginning of dinner, the wood nymphs brought us barbecue steaks, biscuits, the works. I've wanted steak for a while. What, a kid of Aphrodite can have steak too, you know!

After that we did the usual dump your grub in the pit thing. The, my siblings and I finally got down to work for Percy's second prank.

"So," Robin, a girl with auburn hair who is the youngest girl in the cabin began, "I've thought long and hard about what we are going to do to Jackson, and I think I have it."

"What is it?" Jadyn, the annoying black haired girl in our cabin asked. The reason she's so annoying is because she asks so many questions, it drives all of us nuts.

"Well," Robin continued. "After a long and miserable week, I say it's time we charm his clothes. He's had a few bad days before, so let's give him a bad week!"

I love Robin as my sister. Sure she's a great one, but no one can understand what the Hades she is talking about. There was this one time when my boyfriend, Charlie Beckendorf was wondering where I am, and then he asked Robin, and she said, "Well, I saw her at breakfast this morning then, she went into the woods to pick strawberries, and after that she went to the fighting arena to duel Percy, and I think she's at the rock wall."

"So you're saying that she's at the rock wall now?" Charlie asked

"Yep," Robin replied.

Anyway, back to the prank. I guessed I missed Robin's clarification speech when I daydreamed for a second there. So I said, "What did you say, Robin?"

"I meant that we could charm Percy's pants to either be too big or too small, like we did for the Stoll Brothers that one time with the Golden Mango prank as revenge. But this time we'll charm all of the pants he has and have them be too baggy, and steal all of his belts!"

We all started laughing at the thought, and one of the girls, Adelyn, the British girl started singing all rap style the "Pants on the Ground" song from American Idol, which made us laugh harder. We decided to get to work on planning on how we are going to do this.

"Okay guys," I said, "How are we going to charm Percy's pants?"

"Uhhh….." Allison, the blonde one of the cabin stuttered.

"What, Allie? What is it," Jadyn asked.

"Well, we could go into the Poseidon Cabin, open his suitcase, take out his pants, and charm them, then, they'll be too big for him, and when he wakes up and comes out of the cabin with baggy pants, we start singing the pants on the ground song."

"That sounds hilarious," I said after we stopped laughing for what felt like twenty minutes. "Do you guys know the song though?"

"Yep!" everyone shouted in unison.

I had everyone put their hands in the middle of the table. We all shouted, "One two, three, Aphrodite!"

At that moment, the horn sounded for campfire, and everyone was all staring at us, because we were singing rap songs, just because we were bored. Then we went back to our cabin, and I got out my laptop, which is what our mother gave us in order to shop online. But tonight, we were bored, so we watched YouTube videos.

At the stroke of midnight, all of us girls were out in the night in our Victoria's Secret nightdresses and long bathrobes in the dead of night. We got to the Poseidon Cabin two minutes later.

We walked into the Poseidon Cabin, and I immediately told the girls to be super quiet. Then, we went inside, and headed straight for Percy's trunk. When I opened the latches to his suitcase, the girls started giggling silently like mad.

"Shut up!" I whispered a little too loudly at them. I guess I whispered a little too loudly, because Percy was stirring in his bed. He was mumbling in his sleep, "Not Annabeth…." Everyone, including me was holding back laughs, but we had to get this prank done, or else Percy will see us. So, I got out his pants, cast the charm on them to make them seem bigger to him, and put them back in the suitcase just as I found them. Then, I motioned for the girls to get out of the cabin as fast as they could.

As soon as we got out of the cabin, we headed back to ours before the harpies came, and ate us for a midnight snack. Then, we decided to get up fifteen minutes earlier to start the day with singing "Pants on the Ground".

Percy's POV

Last night was so freaking weird. I woke up to the sound of giggling girls in the middle of the night. After that, I passed out again. Then, I woke up the next morning, and there was nothing. So, I just got dressed, and headed out of the cabin, and then I had the feeling that my pants were a little too baggy. Then, after I stepped out of the cabin, my pants fell down, and I thought Annabeth decided to pants me, and was invisible. Boy was I wrong!

Selena's POV

That kelp head had not seen it coming at all! He just kept walking around as if he didn't know his pants fell down, and that's where we came in.

As soon as I cued the girls to come out of our hiding place, we started to sing like rappers:

"Pants on the ground, pants on the ground

Percy's looking like a fool with his pants on the ground

With the gold in his mouth and the hat turned sideways

Calling yourself a cook cat

He's looking like a fool

Walking downtown with your pants on the ground!"

The whole camp started cracking up at Percy and us, because no one had ever thought that the Aphrodite girls would ever rap in their lives! Percy was more embarrassed than anyone I'd ever seen in my life. Apparently he was too embarrassed to be in front of anyone the whole week, because his whole wardrobe was too big for him!

At dinner that night, Percy came to our table, and begged us to get his pants back to normal size. We grudgingly agreed. During the day, everyone was singing the pants song the whole day, and Percy's new nickname is pants boy.

Percy:Why did I have to have my pants fall down?

Sierra: Because I was thinking about the song and how the Aphrodite kids could charm clothes.

Percy: Like the time with the Golden Mango?

Sierra: Yep.

Percy: Are the Hunters coming in yet?

Sierra: Uh huh, maybe next chapter.

Percy: Dang it! Hurry up and review her story before Artemis's dogs eat me alive!