hey, guys sorry for the long wait. I had a bad case of writers block for two weeks, but i'm back now. I hope you enjoy my new chapter. Enjoy=)


Chapter 7: The Hunters Are Coming!

Percy's POV

A week after the Demeter Cabin's first prank, everyone was still laughing at them, because their cabin smelled of rotten eggs for the rest of that week. The pranks were going along quite smoothly, and at dinner, Chiron was going to make an announcement.

Tonight, the wood nymphs brought out spaghetti and garlic bread for dinner. Sadly, a quarter of that stuff went into the fire, but it was the best spaghetti I've ever had. After everyone was done, Chiron cleared his throat to get our attention.

"Campers, may I have your attention, please? Thank you. Now, Lady Artemis has to go on a certain mission, and cannot take her Hunters with her."

Oh great. I knew what was going to happen. Those Hunters, except for Thalia, the Daughter of Zeus, are so weird, and mean to boys. Why, do you ask? Because Artemis makes them swear not to have any contact with them whatsoever! Then, I had an idea.

"The Hunters of Artemis are going to stay here at the camp for a while." Chiron announced. Everyone, including me groaned. No one likes them, they only like Thalia. After the announcements, everyone went to campfire.

Everyone was joking about the Hunters. A kid from the Ares Cabin named Jesse was skipping while pretending to swing a rope was yelling, "The Hunters are coming the Hunters are coming!"

Let me explain the joke. It's an inside joke in the camp. One day, the Athena Cabin was talking about Paul Revere and how he was saying, "The British are coming…" and crap. Then, Claireese was talking about an inside joke for when the Hunters come. So, we replaced the British with the Hunters. And every time you say it, you must look like you're going to rope cattle and say in a southern accent, "The hunters are coming, the Hunters are coming!"

Soon enough, it was curfew, and we all headed back to our cabins. I was being cautious in case the Aphrodite kids charmed my jeans again. Gods, that was embarrassing! I told myself, "Lights out."


The next morning, I was lucky enough to find no pranks played on me. I woke up to a horn signaling the arrival of the Hunters. The whole camp went out to greet them. I saw Artemis there, too.

Artemis saw Chiron standing on the porch of the Big House and said, "Take good care of them, Chiron."

"I will do my best, my lady." Chiron said.

Do his best, yeah right. I was going to have the whole camp help me out with my next prank idea.

I decided that I would call the camp to my cabin during free time. I told Annabeth, "Hey, tell everyone to come to my cabin during free time, okay?"

"Sure, Seaweed Brain, What for?"

"It's a meeting to prank the Hunters. Just don't tell them"

"Okay." She then went to tell her cabin to tell everyone about the meeting, which reached the whole camp by lunchtime. Everyone seemed excited, and they were possibly talking about ideas. Annabeth told Thalia to come to the meeting, because she wanted to prank them too.

In no time at all, it was free time, and everyone went to my cabin. Man, it was packed in here. At least the Poseidon cabin is big enough to hold 150 kids. After everyone was seated or stayed standing, I started off the meeting.

"Hey guys. I'm guessing why you're wondering why I called this meeting. The reason you guys are here is because I think we should prank the Hunters for our Prank War. So, I want to hear your ideas.

"Here's how it's going to work. Everyone will say their ideas, Annabeth will write them down, and we will vote on them. Tomorrow, we will perform the prank. Everyone understand?"

There were several, "Uh huh," "Yep," and, "Got it," around the cabin.

I had everyone get into several groups in different parts in my cabin, and talk for about fifteen minutes. I heard some pretty good ideas, and some lame ones, but everyone was very creative. I couldn't wait to see what everyone came up with. This was going to be hilarious, I could tell.

After Annabeth and Thalia called for quiet, I said, "All right, guys. I heard some pretty good ideas, so I want to get started right away. So, Selina's group goes first. Selina." I motioned for her to stand.

"Percy," Selina began, "my group thought about this for a little while and we thought it would be a good idea to charm the hunters to like certain boys at the camp."

Everyone burst into laughter, because they knew if even one Hunter likes one single man, she will face the Wrath of Artemis. I have no clue to what the heck it is, but it does not sound good. After everyone calmed down, and Annabeth wrote the idea down, it was Clarisse's group to give their idea.

Clarisse stood up and said, "Well, punk I'm sure that you guys will pick our idea. I say that we use my dad's book of war curses and A, make them cuss like sailors, and also make them pay a buck for each one, and B, turn their weapons to rubber."

The kids were still in a laughing fit, because it was funny to think that the Hunters would use cuss words. Artemis would get those chicks in huge trouble. Now, that would be fun to watch. Even Thalia liked that idea.

"Clarisse," she said, "If you're going to do that, please make sure that I'm not included."Clarisse grudgingly agreed.

The rest of the meeting went on quite fast, because everyone had fun. The Apollo Cabin thought of making them speak in limericks, while singing at the top of their lungs really badly. The Athena Cabin thought of making talk like really smart people. For example, they would try to explain an Algebra 2 problem, and we would fall asleep. No one really liked that one. I don't really remember the other ones but they were really funny.

After everyone was done we had to vote on the best prank. Then, I thought about combining two of the really funny ones.

"Hey, guys I have an idea. Why don't we combine the Ares and Apollo kids' pranks, and make the Hunters have a really bad day. All in favor, say 'Aye'.

"AYE!" everyone shouted. They all raised their hands.

"Then, it's settled. Ares and Apollo Cabins must be here at the Poseidon cabin tomorrow at 7:00 tomorrow. You're dismissed."

It took everyone at least five minutes to get out of my cabin to head to the Mess Hall for dinner. Tomorrow is going to be the best day of everyone's lives.


Percy: This'll be funny. and the Hunters didn't kill me!

Sierra: Watch out, Percy. Every time you say that something didn't kill you, it's bad luck.

Percy: Can you review this story, please?

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