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Chapter 9: The Hunters Have a Bad Day Part 2
Percy's POV
After Blackjack landed beside the stables, I went to go grab some lunch. This boy wanted a chili dog. I could already smell those puppies. After I dumped in some chili for an offering to Poseidon, my dad, I began to chow that puppy down.
After lunch, I met up with Thalia by the Artemis cabin with ten buckets of water, so we could soak their beds before they took their naps during free time. After I soaked the beds, Thalia will electrocute them.
"Oh, man, Perce, Artemis is gonna kill me!" Thalia said excitedly. "But I don't really care. Let's get this show on the road."
After she said that, we went inside the cabin. Thalia told me to start dumping water on the girls' beds except for hers, which was by a window on the left side of the cabin. So, I started dumping. I said a curse to keep the beds wet.
Then, Thalia went to electrocute the beds. She looked like she was having a good time. I'm guessing she overpowered them because the beds were sizzling. I had an idea.
"Hey, Thails, why don't we get one of the Aphrodite kids to come and test the bed?"
"Sure." She opened the door, and saw an Aphrodite girl named Alex.
"Hey, Alex," Thalia called out the door, "Get your prissy butt over here!"
That got her and I laughing. Alexis, a blond haired girl came over and said, "What is it?"
I motioned her to sit. "Sit down right here, my dear and I'll ask you a few questions."
"Okay." I guess she found this a bit awkward. Thalia and I were trying not to laugh. She sat down on one of the beds, and it made a wet sound when Alexis sat down. Man this was hilarious. Thalia started smirking.
For a minute there everything was fine, but a second later, Alexis's hair was standing up in all directions, like it does in those Tom and Jerry cartoons. Oh, man, we both couldn't stand it. We told her that she was done, and when Alexis turned around, we saw that her butt was wet, and she didn't even notice, which made us laugh harder!
I left the Artemis Cabin to go get the Hermes kids to help us steal their stuff. I found them by the rock wall.
"Hey, Katherine, come here!" Next to the Stoll Brothers, Katherine, a Hermes girl, was the master of stealing. One day, you could find her stealing stuff from the camp store, the next she's stealing the Aphrodite kids' make up.
"What is it, Percy?" she asked me as she ran over here.
"You know how we were supposed to prank the Hunters today?"
"Yeah, why,"
"Well, part of the prank is stealing their most treasured possessions. Are you in for it?"
Katherine was in deep thought for at least two minutes. Then she said, "All right. I'll get the best looters from my cabin and get them to the Artemis cabin in 5 minutes, okay?"
"Sweet! Remember, the Artemis Cabin."
"All right." She left to get three of her siblings, and was at the Artemis Cabin in less than three minutes flat. Maybe I should call her Speedy.
I then went over to the Artemis cabin to find Thalia explaining to the three Hermes kids what possession is special to what Hunter.
"Okay, Hannah's is her curling iron and iTouch. Morgan's is her laptop, Malia's is her iPod, and Alyssa's is her new Twilight book…."
After she listed all of the Hunters' personal crap that the Hermes kids were going to loot, it was a mad rush to the Cabin, with Thalia telling them where everything is. It was hilarious, watching the kids trying to find all of the Hunters' stuff. About ten minutes later, the kids came out with a lot of nice looking stuff in their hands, and ran toward the Hermes Cabin.
Then, Thalia called Katie Gardner over and asked her to grow some grass in their cabin.
"Sure, I'll take care of that," she said. She came out two minutes later with an evil grin on her face.
Two hours later, it was free time, and the Hunters were heading back to their cabin, while Thalia, Connor, Travis, Katherine, Katie and I are sitting up in a tree watching the action from a good viewpoint. Oh gods, this'll be the best day of my life.
One of the Hunters, Malia, opened the door, and Morgan followed behind her. When Malia went into the cabin to sit on her bed (I had binoculars) and was fine for a minute.
Then she said, "Hey Morgan, why the Hades is there grass on the floor?"
"I don't know," Morgan answered. "But I think I just noticed something. My bed's wet."
That got us laughing. I mean we were dying of laughter. Then, Phoebe and Alyssa got electrocuted, and their hair was standing up. Oh my gods, this was too funny. Hannah started to look for her curling iron to fix her hair, but she realized it was missing.
"Hey, guys," she asked. "Where the heck is my curling iron?"
"I don't know" Morgan said, "All I know is that my laptop's gone. I swear it was right here!"
"Yeah," Alyssa said, trying to remember where her book was. "And my Twilight book was right here on the nightstand!"
"Has someone put a curse on us or something?" Phoebe asked.
My friends and I started laughing so hard, we almost fell out of the tree. Those Hunters are so stupid. They ran over to the Big House, with their hair all screwed up, butts wet, and were arguing over who should tell Chiron.
"Guys," I said, "We need to save the prank, or it'll be ruined. Katherine, go down there and tell them their stuff is deep in the forest, okay. Then, we'll return it."
"Got it," Katherine said. She then climbed down the tree, and was pointing toward the forest while talking. After that, the rest of us climbed down the tree and went to get the Hunters' stuff and put it back in the cabin.
After we returned their stuff, we went to the Ares Cabin to talk about the main event of the day, the Big Curse.
Percy: Can't you put the curse in now?
Sierra: But I wanted a cliffie
Percy: Aw, come on!
Sierra: Well, if we get some reviews, i might put it up by the end of the week.
Percy: Review, so I can laugh my butt off!
