A/N: The pointlessness continues! Many thanks to GundamGurl17 for the awesome bunny.
"Don't touch it."
"It's itchy."
"Dean..."
"EHHH-hoo!"
"He's coming. Blow your nose."
"Couldd't we just..."
"No dice, Cyclops."
"Mr. Hammett? Come on in."
Sam pulls Dean up, still honking.
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"How's it going in there?"
"Swibbiggly. HA-XXHSHOOO!"
"Uh-huh. Can I see?"
"ASHSHHH-ugk! ...Whoa, who idvited you?"
"Why's your face wet?"
"'Cause I like it like that. Why's your face id here?"
"Are these the eye-drops we got today?"
"If we'd already had subb, would we have had to stop add get bore?"
"Lean back. ...Captain Allergy. Work with me."
"I cad do it."
"Yeah, but supplies are limited. Tilt. ...Better?"
"Show-off."