A/N: For sneezy sidjack. With something Wicked Rebel's been waiting for. And a leprechaun.
"Friggid' lepre... lep... hhh..."
"Those ones are good on you."
"...L-Lepre... h-hihh..."
"They look like they fit."
"Hghh... leprehehhhh... "
"Colour's not bad."
"HAAHhhhh..."
"You getting enough oxygen?"
"LepreHAAAAASHSSHHH-CHKGHKHHH! ...Leprechaudds..."
"Gesundheit. Look, I know they're not the old ones..."
"...with their freaky little awls..."
"But different can be good, right?"
"...goid' straight for a guy's threads..."
"How do they feel?"
"...Is duthigg sacred eddybore?"
"...The pond where the leprechaun lived, apparently."
"You bead icebath!"
"I know, man."
"I luhh... loved those jeads."
"We should get you home."
"D'you doe I... ihhhHh... d-did Carly Blair idd those?"
"And now our wardrobes become separate."
A/N 2: Leprechauns are supposed to be shoemakers, according to the lore (I'm so Sam right now), hence the awl which is a shoemaker's tool, if anyone's WTFing about that, which would be completely understandable, and in fact if you worked your way through the WTFs that the stuffy-talk probably kicked up and made it as far as WTFing about the awl in particular, you probably should get a prize, but then stuffy Dean-talk is kind of a prize in itself, and I'll just stop talking now.