A/N: Because trying-not-to-sneeze-and-failing-miserably!Dean makes me happy.
Sam girls... I need your help. I promised somebody a sneezy Sam chapter awhile ago, and I still don't have any ideas. What do you want to see? Inspire me!
"HghTSSS!"
"Seven."
"HghTCHCHHgk!"
"Eight."
"HuhCHUHHshuhh!"
"Nine."
"Huhh-h... hhhHH... whew."
"Nine..."
"Ow. ...Gibbe the kleedex. ...You tryid' to bake Guiddess or subthid'?"
"I hate to break it to you, man, but healthy people don't sneeze nine times in a row."
"Well, this wud does."
"I don't know. If it honks like a goose..."
"Are you-hooo... hihhH..."
"Nine and a half..."
"...Ugh. ...Dude, eduff with the coudtigg. Just watch for cops."
"Clear. I'm just saying, maybe we should steal some soup while we're here."
"I dod't deed soup! I'b hahHAHTCHOOOO!"
"Ten! Ten sneezes! Ahh-ahh-ahh!"
"What are you, the Coudt?"
"Aisle six, Snuffy."