A/N: Inspired by some costumed!sneezy!Winchesters I found at another site.
"This is the worst pladd ever." Dean sniffles and scratches at his ruffly neckpiece.
Sam motions with a quivering blob of face paint. "Do you have a better idea?"
"That stuff itches. Add I hate these shoes."
"The shoes are not negotiable."
Sam thrusts a purple fro at him, holds out a clown nose. Dean submits, scowling. "They're gudda laugh at us."
"And then they're gonna tell us what they saw." Sam's giving himself eye triangles.
"That or their paredts will call the c-cops... hh... hhHH-HH-HETCHH-CHCHHHUUUHHH-huh!"
The foam ball flies.
Sam softens. "It was redundant, man. Sit this one out."