Into the menu while the waitress is setting down his coffee:
"HKGRTSHSHHH!"
Over his shoulder at the fire station:
"Hhh-KTSSS-kh-kh!"
Onto the steering wheel:
"HRRRTCH!"
Cupped in his tie, followed up with a grim blow:
"HIT-ZHSHGKH!"
Against the napkin he finds wedged between seat cushions:
"Uh-KHKHT!"
Stupidly into the air, holding the Kleenex from Sam by one corner:
"Hhh-SHSHSHOO!"
Hidden behind a newspaper:
"ITCHCH!"
Triggering a bitch-ass headache:
"KGKKH!"
Spitting out Tylenol:
"PPBTSH-huh!"
Raw-nosed into a damp clump of tissues:
"Hih-HH-HUGKTCHCH!"
Meekly onto his pillowcase:
"HESHSSH!"
Spilling soup all over himself:
"Hh-GKTCHCH-uh! Dabbit!"
Accidentally in Sam's face:
"ASHSHH-uh! Oh shit."