Chapter Three Time? Just Who The Hell Do You Think I Am?

Ok this is chapter three this will take up all events up to the departure for wave. Thank you for your support of this story. Also I wish to say that I'm thinking of getting Arc Gurren in the Story as a summon it's a work in progress but I hope it works out.

Oh and a special thanks to GurrenLagann16 and The Fifth Rider Of Armegeddon. GurrenLagann16 I am sorry to say other than Kittan your idea won't work too well. But that was a great idea you gave me one hell of a writers block over this.

The Fifth Rider Of Armegeddon you were right about Kamina's sword.

Than You for Reading and please review.

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The faces of the people in the room had been completely priceless to Naruto. It was like watching one of his pranks unfold upon an un-expecting victim. He recognized some of the other students that had been in his class before he had left.

He saw Shikamaru Nara who Naruto could see was still as lazy as ever as he just continued sleeping. Choji Akimichi was another who had put on a bit more weight. Kiba Inuzuka and his dog Akamaru whose expressions of pure shock made Naruto want to laugh. Shino Aburame didn't look phased in the least at Naruto's return.

But that was when Naruto's eyes landed on Sasuke Uchiha his class rival before he had departed. The look on Sasuke's face told Naruto that he didn't care who he was. And who could forget his groupies Sakura Haruno the pink haired banshee and his ex-crush, and Ino Yamanaka who could keep blond stereotypes alive for several more decades. They hadn't even registered his presents because they had been fighting for Sasuke's attention.

Iruka Couldn't hold back his tears as he rushed over to Naruto and pulled him into a death grip that was dubbed a hug. Naruto found it very hard to breath but it had been worth it or he would have never seen the person looking at him.

There in the back classroom he saw a girl, her face had been coated in a shade of red that didn't seem natural, but he could vaguely tell it was a blush. Her midnight blue hair covered her eyes so Naruto had a hard time telling if it was him she was blushing at or someone else. He had to admit to himself that she was cute. Ney, she was beautiful as just for a brief second he saw the pools of sparkling lavender that were her eyes. He would have loved to look at her for a bit longer, but he was running out of air from Iruka's bear hug.

"I…Iruka-sensei…can't…breath!" Naruto choked out hysterically gaining a few laughs from the other students as Iruka let go of Naruto.

"Sorry I got carried away, it's just very good to see you again." Iruka stated scratching his chin nervously.

"I don't blame you as you aren't the first person to do that this week." Naruto said chuckling slightly.

"Well Naruto, since class is in session how about you and I catch up after class, I'll treat you Ichiraku's." Iruka said making Naruto smile.

"I look forward to it Iruka-sensei!" Naruto finished walking of the rafters to the back of the room.

He was curious about the girl who was staring at him and the best way to find out was to investigate. He took a seat next to her, but seconds later he would believe that to be one big mistake on his part.

Hinata was the girl who had been staring at Naruto. Her crush on the boy had not weathered away at all. And now he was sitting next to her something she had not ever expected. The blush on her face just grew redder by the minute as she couldn't be any shyer sitting next to her crush. But the blush on her face was also evident that blood was rushing to her head making her blush an unnatural shade of red.

Naruto never really liked to sit in class and just focus on the curriculum all day so he liked to pass the time. His solution was to strike a conversation in which he could find out more about the girl next to him.

"Hey, I'm Naruto what's your name?" Naruto asked not remembering her from his previous academy days. But who could blame him; Hinata wasn't the most noticeable person in the world.

"H...hi…Hinata…h…hy…Hyuga." She stammered out shyly.

"That's a beautiful name, your face is red are you feeling all right?" Naruto asked touching her forehead.

Hinata couldn't hold the urge any longer as she fainted to his touch. Naruto was not use to seeing someone faint and in short wasn't the smartest person in the world to know what to do in this sort of situation. He was now officially freaking out, while trying to stay as calm as he could. But that's when Naruto heard a voice he registered as Kiba's.

"Crap! Iruka-sensei Hinata has fainted again!" Kiba shouted grabbing Iruka's attention instantly.

"Alright lay her against the wall till she wakes up." Iruka replied with a large sigh.

Naruto feeling responsible for Hinata's fainting spell helped Kiba carefully moved Hinata from her seat and positioned her against the wall in the back of the class room. Naruto couldn't help but be embarrassed by the situation. But it was no use pondering on the past this was now and that's what mattered.

Naruto was once again sat in the solemn stupor that was Iruka's lecture. After a bit of time had passed Hinata awoke from her fainting spell and took he place silently next to Naruto. The tension between the two could almost literally be cut with a knife. Naruto felt that had done something wrong by touching Hinata's forehead. Hinata was in a state of confusion as her brain was still processing the data of the earlier event.

While Naruto was at the academy, Kamina had arrived at the Hokage tower for his exam as well. His cape like cloak that hung around his shoulders by two golden tassels, fluttered behind him with the wind. Adjusting his glasses he was prepared for anything if his massive grin wasn't evidences enough.

Hiruzen stood a few feet away from Kamina. His assistants stood barely three paces behind him. To his left was a man wearing Konoha's standard jonin uniform a dark blue spandex shirt, followed by an armored green vest with easy access pouches for scrolls or concealed weapons. He wore his headband in a bandana format as his messy chocolate brown hair spilled out of the sides. Strapped upon his back was a katana that could be accessed at any second.

But the thing that caught Kamina's eye was that this man looked like he was about to topple over with an illness. His skin was pale almost ghostly white, his eyes looked glazed over like he was suffering from exhaustion. And too top it all off his cough sounded like his lungs were collapsing in on themselves. Kamina felt sorry for the guy but stayed alert as his appearance could easily be a disguise.

Then there was the man to Hiruzen's right he wore Konoha's standard jonin uniform as well. He too favored the bandana look for his headband as his light brown hair spilled out on to his face. By appearance he seemed like a really care free person: but Kamina was pretty sure chewing on a senbon needle was a health hazard.

"Good morning Kamina, did you have a pleasant evening?" Hiruzen asked as he took a long puff from his pipe.

"It was great, but from the way you asked it you were expecting us to do something stupid." Kamina replied his grin growing larger if it was even possible.

"Shall we get started?" Hiruzen asked trying to change the subject.

"Yeah sure, what do I have to do?" asked Kamina.

"We shall evaluate your skills by you facing off against a three man team."

"So I have to take on three bozo's for as long as I can piece of cake but you're missing someone!" Kamina stated counting two and not three.

Several seconds passed before a series of kunai began rushing past Kamina's face. After the initial brush, Kamina twisted his body to a vantage point in which he could view the source of the free flying knives. There several feet away landed a woman in which Kamina wasn't expecting.

The woman had dark purple hair tied back in a ponytail which could almost resemble a pine apples bristle like leave. She had chocolate brown eyes that carried many different emotions shifting every second within them. Her smile could make any man cringe as its sadistic nature could be seen and felt as she looked at you. But yet Kamina curiously found it a bit seductive as well.

She wore a beige trench coat that reached to her knees. She wore a fishnet t-shirt under the coat and if not for the mesh armor underneath it her upper assets would be completely exposed to the world for all eyes to see. She wore a neon orange miniskirt that seemed tramp-ish in stile to the untrained eye. But Kamina could tell that her style of dress gave her the ability to move freely and her stealth would have been almost perfect if not for the color factor. Finally hanging around her neck was a necklace made from a nylon rope like string. Attached to the string was a three spherically sectioned trinket, and protruding from the side on the lowest link was a cresset moon like thorn. In all, it resemble a scorpions tail.

Kamina found the woman to be no more than nineteen years old. She was a dazzling beauty too boot. But he could see doubt in her eyes indicating insecurity in her looks. Kamina pushed all these thoughts aside as he turned his attention back to the Hokage.

"Well Anko, you seem to be running a bit later than normal I hope you aren't picking up any habits from Kakashi." Stated the elderly Kage, as he took a long drag from his pipe.

"Like I would mimic that lazy son of a bitch, but I do apologize for being tardy this took a little longer than expected in the interrogation department!" she said as he kneeled down respectively for Hiruzen.

"That is all right the fact is you made it before anything serious has happened, and you were able to make one of your entertaining entrances." Hiruzen replied with a chuckle.

"I do have to admit you have a lot of spunk for a chick!" Kamina purposely said to raise an entertaining tension within the small group.

Kamina's point was too arouse a bit of animosity so that come time to fight her movements and train of thought would affected as she reacts to his sexist comment. And unfortunately it worked. In a flash she ad vanished and reappeared kneeing down in front of Kamina with a kunai dangerously close to his manhood.

"You have a lot of guts to say that! I have to wonder are you just blowing steam out of your ass, or do you actually have the balls to carry your words and brave the consequences?" she asked her smile stretching steadily across her face like a snake slithering in the grass.

Kamina just stood there not even flinching, to the naked eye at least. His glasses were reflecting the light from the sun at an angle in which made his eyes non visible. His eyes were that of pure terror. Not from the kunai at his Kroch but rather he may have just fucked all chances of asking her on a date.

"Yes well just who the hell do you think I am? The mighty Kamina has faced many foes and has found never to underestimate his opponents, but fucking with they're heads is just too much fun!" Kamina replied smiling.

Then something unexpected happened. She began roaring with laughter as she rose from the ground to eye level. Wiping a tear from her face as he calmed herself she placed a hand oh his left shoulder.

"I got to tell you other than that no one has ever made me laugh this hard before I like you, your a breath of fresh air compared to most of Konoha's dull serious get the job done decorum." She said between giggles.

"Alright Anko I believe that is enough horseplay we need to get back to business." Hiruzen said motioning her to take her place with the other two jonin.

Hiruzen then explained the rules in witch Kamina's evaluation be illustrated. He was to face off against the squad of jonin and last as long as possible. Lethal force was not permitted. The object was to incapacitate your opponents by any means possible other than causing a fatality.

"Now that you know the test here are your opponents to my left is Hayate Gekko, to my right is Genma Shiranai, and finally right in front of me is Anko Mitarashi!"

"Ok ya bozos I'm going to say this once so clean the wax out of your ears! My name is Kamina Uzumaki remember it!" Kamina said in a fashion in which a loudspeaker would have been put to shame.

They briefly stared at Kamina trying to contemplate whether he was insane or just stupid. The thought passed shortly after as both parties took their positions on the training ground.

"Now that all introductions are out of the way let the exam BEGIN!" Hiruzen shouted as both parties scattered.

Kamina staying true to his nature he charged forward drawing his murasame from it's sheath towards his opponents. Kamina being hot headed by nature expected that they would take his advance as a fool charging into a fire. In truth maybe that was exactly what he was doing.

Hayate saw Kamina's sword and briefly thought to himself; 'A fellow swordsmen this should be fun!'

Hayate being one of Konoha's finest swordsmen paired himself off the tree on which he had landed and drew is sword then launched himself in the air to.

"Mikazuki no Mai!" Hayate called out as his movements created a spectrum of after images as he launched his assault.

Kamina raised his sword to his face as Hayate's attack made contact with his sword. The inertia from the attack pushed Kamina back a bit. This was where Kamina thrust his blade forward due to its extended length Hayate was sent crashing in to a tree a few yards away.

Not even a nanosecond a senbon needle began hurdling towards Kamina's left. It made contact with Kamina's murasame as he deflected the needle. After Kamina's initial reaction Genma burst from the thick wilderness from Kamina's left.

"Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu!" Genma cried as he exhaled a massive fire ball that hurtled its way to Kamina.

"OH, YEAH! WELL SUCK ON THIS!" Kamina cried flashing through a set of seals.

"Kaze no Yaiba!" Kamina yelled as his murasame was engulfed in an invisible vortex.

Kamina rushed forward building a bit of momentum as he swung his sword against the raging ball of flame. His sword acted like a bat hitting a baseball, but the clash was at a stalemate. Kamina knew he couldn't hold the jutsu for long, he had to do something now or he would be extra crispy.

"Futon: Renkudan!" Kamina shouted as he began inhaling a massive amount of air. In on large burst all the air in Kamina's lungs forming into a large cone like, spiraling vortex.

The mass of air drilled against the giant ball of flame. In turn it served its purpose, as it not only sent the fire ball hurdling back at its caster but made it larger as the air fed the flame.

Genma dodged the fire ball and ducked for cover. Kamina grinned in victory, leaving his one blind spot open. Anko had silently began to rush Kamina from behind.

"Sen'eijashu!" Anko shouted as several snakes launched themselves from Anko's coat sleeve.

Kamina didn't have enough time to react as the snakes sank their fangs into his skin. He began to feel dizzy as ripped the snakes from his body making larger wounds in his arm and shoulder.

"You should concede, these snake's fangs are laced with a neural inhibiter, you will lose all control of your motor skills in about five minutes." Anko stated looking at Kamina.

"Just…Who…the…Hell…do…You THINK I AM!" Kamina said as he forced himself to his feet. "I'm Kamina will never yield I never give up and I never turn my back on my opponent!"

Kamina then formed a seal as he shouted "Henge no Jutsu!" as he took the form of Gurren. Anko flinched at Kamina's transformation, she had never witnessed anything that looked like this before.

"Listen up this is my final assault if you want to beat me now you all better rush me at once, and you better have one hell of a fire technique or game over for you!"

Kamina then began charging at Anko. Kamina then proceeded to jump over her on to a tree branch. He hurdled himself in the air waiting for his opponents to take his bait. Like a moth to the flame Hayate, Genma, and Anko formed a circle not even realizing it was a set up.

"Katon: Ryuka no Jutsu!" they yelled in unison as three large dragons made of flame struck Kamina while he was suspended in midair.

Kamina as Gurren was smiling like a madman as he began his freefall towards his opponents. "MAN'S WRATH BLAZING CHARIOT KICK!"

His attack didn't make direct contact, instead it created a flaming shockwave sending Anko, Genma, and Hayate flying. The shockwave had decimated most of the surrounding area. And due to the risk of fatalities the match had to end.

Hiruzen looked at Kamina with astonishment. Never in all his years had he seen anyone pull a stunt so stupid and come out of it with the results they wanted. This man was truly an combat prodigy.

"I declare the match over! Kamina Uzumaki is the victor congratulations!" Hiruzen said with a smile.

Kamina had reverted back to normal with a large smile on his face. "I Kamina! Am a man of indomitable spirit, I would rather die than give up, but I also wouldn't risk the lives of the innocent!" Kamina said as his vision fell faint.

Hiruzen looked over to Anko, Genma and Hayate. They were fine other than a few bruises and a few miner burns. Though Anko was the only one conscious at the moment. Hiruzen let out a small chuckle before he turned back to Kamina. Kamina had collapsed and didn't look conscious. Anko proceeded to Kamina's side.

"Anko is he going to be ok?" The concerned elderly Kage asked.

"Maybe, the venom's effects only last an hour, but I think he's dead." Anko replied as she continuously poked Kamina with a stick.

A small bead of sweat appeared behind Hiruzen's head. He could tell that it was just going to be one of those days.

End

Thanks for reading. And I apologize for not updating fo so long. My computer crashed and I still need to get it fixed.

I'm working on To Be an Arrancar. Hopefully I'll have the next chapter done soon.

Oh And MECHA GREED your wish has a high posiblity. There will be a bit od a harm.

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