Lucario: Heeey! thanks for the reviews people! it inspired me to make this new chapter as soon as i saw them!

Pain: yaaaay...

Mady: no one even knows im here.

Lucario: taking roll! okay pain...vulpix...meowth...koffing...zubat...hmph. mady's not here. thats weird. oh well.

Mady: see?

Lucario: on with the story!

CHAPTER 2

DON'T BE A LOSER!

Recap...

"You want it that badly come take it from us!" yelled Koffing as they both took off for the beach cave.

"Aww man...i...i gotta get it back! If i dont..." sniffled Meowth then he shook his head. "No! No more crying! Hey Amber, can you please help?"

"Of course! Lets go!" she shouts as they run off into the cave in persuit of Zubat and Koffing. "Definetly. Not my f**king day."

End of Recap...

"Alright, so what now?"

"You dont know, Amber? We're in a mystery dungeon. We gotta battle our way through to get to Zubat and Koffing."

"Oh. i knew that."

"Shellos! Shellos shell!" cried an angry Shellos as they walked into the cave. "What are you doing in my home? I'll kill you if you dont get out!"

"Hey now, calm down. We dont want any trouble." Meowth tried to reason to it. "Yeah, f**k off, buddy! We dont have time for this!" yelled an impatient Amber. The Shellos then glared at her and shot bubbles at her. "Ahhh! Hey what was that for?"

"Get out, get out, get out!" screamed the Shellos as he shoots more bubbles at her.

"OWW! Knock it off!"

"This is why you try not to anger them!" says Meowth as he slashed the Shellos, scaring it off.

"You say not to anger them. But then you go and slash him, making him run off to tell his big, angry mother!" yells Amber as she jumps back as a giant Gastrodon jumps at her. "Stay away from my baby!" it screams as it shoots a water pulse at them.

"Alright, thats it! I'm a Vulpix! so i should be able to do...this!" she yells as she uses Faint Attack on the Gastrodon. "Ha! Gotcha!" "What are you, nuts?" yells Meowth. "Even with both of us put together, that thing is half our size!" "Then start attacking! Don't be a loser!" The Gastrodon charges at them, causing them to jump away.

"What does that even mean?" cried Meowth.

"It means don't be a loser! Duh!" Amber uses Faint Attack again on the Gastrodon. "Now shut up and fight!"

"Fiiiine! God!" says Meowth as he scratches the Gastrodon, making the final hit and causing it to faint.

"See? Now that wasnt that hard, was it?"

"Hey! I can see Zubat and Koffing down there!"

"Well, c'mon!" Amber says as she runs over. "Dont be a loser AND a chicken!"

"Not nice!"

"Too bad!" yells Amber as she kicks a rock at Zubat, hitting him in the head. "Hey Spongebob and Patrick! Over here! Yes, i'm talking to you, idiots!"

"Do i get to be Spongebob?" asked a hopeful Koffing.

"No. No you dont."

"Awww..."

"Would you shut up, you idiot? Dont ask a sexy lady dumb questions." says Zubat and if he had eyebrows he would be wiggling them at Amber right now.

"Shut up, dingbat!" yells a discusted Amber.

"Um, maybe we shouldnt anger him-" starts Meowth but gets cut off by Zubat. "Shut up you stupid wimp! Once i get ridda you, she'll come crawling ta me!" Zubat says then charges at him but gets a face full of ember.

"Dont pick on him, you big bully!" yells Amber as she shoots more ember at him. "Meowth! You get Koffing!"

"O-okay..." stutters Meowth but he soon starts slashing at Koffing easily. "Hey, i'm doing pretty well!"

"You bet you are! I took Zubat out already! i know you can handle this!" shouts Amber as she smiles, happy for her friend.

"Alright! Scratch attack!" yells Meowth as he uses Scratch on Koffing, making him faint.

"I believe this is yours." smiles Amber as she gives him back his rock thing.

"Thank you Amber."

"No prob. Hey, what is that thing anyway?"

"I'll tell you on the beach. C'mon."

When they get to the beach...

"I call it my Relic Fragment. It's my special treasure. I know, it looks like sh*t but take a closer look. There are inscriptions."

"Wow thats really something..." thinks Amber as she stares at it. "You definetly dont see that every day..."

"Exactly. i wanna know where it came from, explore, and all those things! I tried joining a guild but...i'm too wimpy...what about you, Amber? Where are you gonna go?"

"I...ah...i dont know..."

"Y-You could join a guild with me! Pleeeeaaaassseeeee?"

"I really dont think-"

"PLEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE?"

"...Fine..."

"YES! C'mon, lets go!" shouts Meowth as he grabs Amber's paw and starts running towards the guild...

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