A/N: Hi, Acidic here. I'm doing collab work with Scrap and we decided to do alternate chapters. Okay, yeah, writing time.
Dressing Room
Make up artist 1: Gaara, please hold still.
Gaara: But I don't like contacts! And why must my eyes be red anyway?
Make up artist 1: It's your character, Gaara. Now hold still.
*Inside the changing room*
Hidan: What? What the fuck is this? *flapping brown long-haired wig* What the fuck?
Designer 1: That would be a wig, Hidan-san.
Hidan: A wig? Emmett wears a wig? Now that is fucking sexy! *put on wig* Good morning, fuckers! Emmett is in town!
Itachi: Hn *put on shirt*
Sasuke: I REFUSE! I REFUSE TO WEAR THIS WIG!
Itachi: Sasuke, be a good boy and wear it!
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!
Itachi: Not you, Tobi.
Naruto: I have to wear glasses? This is kinda awkward, dattebayo.
Sasuke: AWKWARD? YOU THINK GLASSES ARE AWKWARD? WHAT ABOUT ME?
Hidan: Chh, fucking idiots. You lot are always so noisy. *step out*
Designer 1: Wait! Hidan, you need these *hands him fake boobs*
Hidan: Why the fuck do I need…. Oh! I get it! Chest muscles!
Designer 1: Err, no. They're fake boobs.
Hidan: Urusai! What'd you know anyway?
Tobi: *comes out from changing room* Tobi has a ponytail! :D
Designer 2: Uhh, Tobi. For this role, you need to remove your mask.
Tobi: Oh? Tobi needs to remove his mask? Okay! *remove*
*silence*
Tobi: Nani?
Itachi: Tobi… you were black this whole time?
Tobi: Hai!
Director: Are you guys ready yet… wait. What?
Tobi: Domo, Producer-san!
Director: STOP! Tobi! You are now Laurent. Kisame will be James.
*After a few minutes of preparation…*
Director: Everyone, thank you for coming this early. Now, I expect that all of you have remembered your lines. We're going to film the first scene, where Bella goes to her dad's house. Now, Hidan, come here…
Hidan: Don't touch me, you asshole! I can fucking walk by myself!
Director: Knock on the door and Kakashi will open it. Then start the script. Okay, everyone, three, two, one! Action!
Hidan: *knock*
*silence*
Hidan: *knock very loudly*
Director: Cut. Open the door and tell Kakashi he needs to come out.
Hidan: *open door* OI! ASS WIPE! When I'm at the door, you need to answer it, fucking hell! Wait… where are you?
Director: Is he not there?
Hidan: Oh. My. Jashin.
*Three hours later…*
Kakashi: Sorry I'm late. I was lost on the road of life…
Naruto: Liar!
Director: Oh, Kakashi, you need to stand inside the house and get the door when… why are you wearing a mask?
Kakashi: Personal reasons.
Director: Well, please take it off.
Kakashi: *takes off mask but hides face with Icha Icha Tactics*
Naruto: OI! Charlie doesn't read erotic novels!
Kakashi: He does now.
*After a few struggles, Kakashi was settled with a dark blue book with the police symbol on it*
Director: That's more "Charlie-style". Okay, now three, two, one! Action!
Hidan: *knock on door*
Kakashi: *open door* Oh! You're home!
Hidan: We'll rip him apart with our hands… then burn the pieces!
Director: Cut. Hidan, you're supposed to say "Umm, yeah. Hi… dad. I've missed you."
Hidan: What? He's not my fucking dad!
Director: In the movie it is…
Hidan: No! I'm Emmett! Bella is his fucking daughter! Stupid geezer, you need to get your facts straight!
Director: But Hidan… you are Bella.
Hidan: …WHAT THE FUCK?
There. Hope you enjoyed that little segment. The next chapter will be done by Scrap Cookies.