Sorry for the late post, I was lost on the road of life. Also I've been reading lots of Icha Icha. Peace, Scrap Cookies.
Hidan stands chin out with an arrogant profile. He taps his feet and pouts his lips. Hidan's notoriously branded lips began to shoot out vulgarities of unbelievable evil as fast as a machine gun and the director was taken back. 'This certainly is your role, Hidan-san,' whimpered the terrified director who scrambled to look for legal documents. He produces a contract of four years and presented the paper to Hidan.
"It says Emmett," insisted Hidan. "You blind arse, look closer!" said the director as he raised his voice. Hidan reaches over and snatched Naruto's faux glasses. "Rape!" exclaimed Naruto. Hidan mumbles as he read the contract and his eyes widened at the words: in the role of Bella Swan. His gaze quickly swerved to stare back at his handwriting. Hidan stormed out of the scene and into the distance as everyone watched him go. Kakashi was secretly glad as he could continue reading Icha Icha behind the cover of a police handbook wrap.
The scene was quickly switched to film other aspects of the movie. A table was piled with scrumptious food as Sakura, Deidara, Itachi and Sasuke sat around it in silence. The cameras began rolling and Gaara swaggers in.
"Cut," said the director, "Gaara, lose that gourd. It looks like you have two massive boobs on your back." Gaara removes his gourd and the scene continues. Deidara, as Jasper, had no problems acting the part. He was hungry yet he was not to luncheon. Snickering, he placed his hands on the table and ate the food discreetly. Unfortunately it was spaghetti and he slurped it like a vacuum cleaner, echoing louder than any other sound in the room. "Cut again," sighed the director, "Jasper! Stop fucking hogging the food you fake vampire. It's really gross. Also, you have veggie stuck in between the teeth of your left hand. Sasuke, sit closer to Itachi, you're meant to be in love."
Itachi smiled sweetly at Sasuke, who proceeded to puke on the salad in front of him. "Oh look, some dressing," commented Itachi. Everyone stood up to avoid being spilled on. Everyone was asked to have a 20 minute break and Gaara grabbed his gourd.
In the dressing room, Ino was crying. Sakura was by her side, rubbing her shoulder and trying to cheer her up. "Why am I Esme?" Ino asked between sobs, "That means I'm a mother! I'm not that old!" Sakura pointed out that Esme was merely twenty three but Ino will not hear any of it. A loud crash distracted the pair as they raised their heads to find Naruto walking into yet another pillar.
"Hidan! Wait for me!" shouted the dizzy Naruto who walked in circles before finding his feet. He chased Hidan who declared that life was not worth living. Hidan flamboyantly strode into his cabin and shut the doors. From outside, Sakura can hear sobbing and weeping. She gave her newly dyed hair a flip before getting up towards Naruto.
"Help! I am suffering from neglect!" wept Hidan pitifully. Sakura and Naruto exchanged glances before Sakura entered. Naruto simply walked into another wall. Sakura found that Hidan had not been weeping at all. In fact, he was flexing his muscles in front of a mirror, practicing poses and smiles. "I am the perfect Emmett, aren't I?" he asked himself, "So why am I Bella?"
"But all true men aren't afraid of being girls! True men wear pink skirts!" exclaimed Naruto. Hidan was touched and he gripped his Jashin pendant, whispering prayers. He nodded with approval and threw on a beautiful white gown with sparkles. His wig was on and he borrowed some mascara from Ino. He walked out of his cabin with pride and demanded to refilm his part.
Gaara and Ino sat together as they studied the tiny instruments found on the dressing table. Gaara had wanted to cheer Ino up by teaching her how to wear eyeliner. Ino found this lesson quite inspiring. In return, she taught Gaara how to wear lipgloss and blusher. Gaara loved the way he looked and the two became great friends.
Just as they started looking through hair accessories, Kankuro and Temari entered the room to take Gaara home. Gaara's made up face was stunned and his siblings were given a fright. Temari rushed to get makeup remover as Kankuro sat down beside him.
"Gaara, it's okay how you feel. You can always tell us, we will understand," Kankuro started. Gaara gave him a confused look and kankuro carried on, "It's okay to be gay. It's perfectly normal to like guys." Gaara's eyes widened and his fake eyebrows rose. Temari sat beside him and began wiping away his makeup. "So, who do you like eh?" inquired Kankuro, "Is it Hidan? Huh Huh?" Gaara began crying again as he whimpered, "I am not gay!" Temari hushed him down.
"I like Ino," Gaara silently added.