A/N: So Scrap Cookies….
*bitch slap*
WTF? WTF? GAARAXINO IS SUUUUUUUPER GAY! I HATE YOU!
Please review, bitches :D!
Filming room
Hidan: Fuck yeah, I am Bella. Sup, dad?
Kakashi: Sup….? What? That's not in the script.
Director: Hidan, please follow the script.
Hidan: Fine. Um, hi dad. I've fucking missed you!
Director: Cut. Hidan, Bella is a kind of quiet, timid girl. You're being a little too flamboyant. Tone it down a little, please.
Hidan: FINE! Um… *waggles fingers gayly* Hi, daaaad… I've missed you!
Director: Brilliant.
Meanwhile…
Gaara: Umm, Ino…
Ino: Oh, hey Gaara! What's up?
Gaara: Well… I came to say that… I…
Ino: You… what?
Gaara: Well.. umm… I kinda… like you.
Ino: Awwww, Gaara, that's so sweet. I like you too!
Gaara: Really? :D
Ino: Yeah! We're best friends after all, aren't we?
Gaara: …*mutter* She missed the point…
Back in the filming room…
Director: Hidan, PLEASE PUT THAT SCYTHE DOWN!
Hidan: I need to fucking pray, you son of a bitch! Jashin-sama called me!
Director: We're in the middle of a critical scene! Now shut up and get back in your position!
Hidan: I better get a fucking Oscar for doing this! *walks to position and puts on girly voice and waves hands a lot* Who's that hunk over there?
Gaara: I feel awkward :(
Temari: It's the Cullens. Cool, attractive, but they don't talk to anyone else at all…
Hidan: Well, this will soon be sorted! *walks up to table* Hello, Cullens! *rips shirt* Bam!
Sakura: *nosebleed*
Director: HIDAAAAN! Everyone, break! Now!
Back in the dressing room…
Naruto: Gaara? What's up?
Gaara: Well, I told Ino that I liked her but she didn't react that well.
Naruto: Ah… well that's probably because… Oh shit. Nothing!
Gaara: What? What were you going to say?
Naruto: Nothing! Dattebayo!
Gaara: Say it… *death look*
Naruto: ! *Almost shat himself* P-people think that y-you're gay… because you got the role of Edward Cullen!
Gaara: WHAT? I'm not gay!
Somewhere in a bathroom…
Sasuke: *puking* I hate you, nii-san!