"Well, they seem to like you." Kuja said as he walked down the hallway to his and Ledah's room.

"That was 'like'?" Ledah said. Most of them seemed to glare at him the whole time while Kuja gave his introduction (a grand speech made up of 100% bullshit about his exploits as a villian). They were a scary bunch. Then again, he was probably the youngest one there.

"Hahaha." The feather-haired MAN (Ledah heard the Emperor gossiping about him) chuckled. "When I got here they nearly killed me during 'orientation'. They must be jealous of my beauty."

"I'm sorry." Ledah said. It never occurred to him the people out there would be so barbaric. He guessed he was lucky to have Kuja and his friend Sephiroth as allies. It couldn't hurt to have Kuja as a roommate… could it?

"It's the price I pay for looking this good." Kuja said with a sigh. "I'd like to think the rewards outweigh the cost, but it seems almost no one here has sophisticated enough taste to appreciate me. Oh, this is our room." He said, unlocking the door.

The room was decorated Victorian style, with antique looking furniture. The main color scheme seemed to be dark faded red. The room itself seemed to be in good condition, aside from Kuja's belongings strewn everywhere. But he did have a question…

"Is there only one bed?" he asked.

"Yup, but that's not a problem is it?" Kuja said cheerily, putting his arm around Ledah's shoulders.

It wasn't a problem exactly. It just felt... weird. This man Kuja in general seemed weird, he was rather close and friendly. Ledah hadn't known people like this in Asgard. He figured there was no grounds to refuse the conditions, however, and went with it. The bed looked comfortable, anyway.

Kuja was thrilled! The new little angel was going to be staying with him. Surely if he stayed friendly like this Ledah wouldn't refuse him. He didn't seem like the stuck up type. And he was sure that in the night he could come up with an excuse to cuddle up next to and watch that cute little face. He'd done it before, and if you set the room's temperature low they might cuddle back.

The little angel seemed exhausted. "Do you want to go to bed now?" Kuja asked, trying and succeeding to sound like he was concerned, not like he was excited.

Ledah nodded. "Do you have any pajamas I can borrow?" he asked.

(Inner Kuja in bold)

Hee hee. I do, and it'll all look great on you!

"Sure." Kuja said with a smile. "Second right drawer of the dresser."

Ledah opened the dresser, and with an expression that was a mix of horror, shock, and disgust, closed it.

It was filled with lingerie!

This guy was crazy!

"Um, I don't think your clothes will fit me, now that I think about it…" Ledah said, though it was absurd. Him and Kuja were nearly the same exact height weight, though Ledah was a tad slimmer. "I'll go ask someone else." He said, leaving the room without taking his eyes off the floor.

Kuja watched as the blonde angel left with a skin tone rivaling that of a tomato.

Damn.

"Aw, phooie." He said, pulling out his phone to text Sephiroth. "I won't you get away that easily."

Ledah knocked on the door to the room (if he remembered correctly) Sephiroth was in. He wasn't sure exactly how to take Kuja's behavior, and was starting to regret agreeing to be his roommate.

Sephiroth answered the door looking like a stone statue. His countenance betrayed no hint of emotion the entire time Ledah was explaining the situation (Kuja's clothes didn't fit him, no way would he talk about the lingerie). Just as Ledah requested some pajamas to borrow, Sephiroth's phone received a message. The ringtone sounded suspiciously like 'One Winged Angel'.

Sephiroth smirked as he read the message, and agreed to let Ledah borrow some clothes from him.

"Don't let Kuja ruin them, okay?"

The message Kuja sent: "Don't let him borrow any pajamas! You'll spoil my play! :P"

When Ledah returned to his room, he was wearing a far too large button-up shirt and some sweats that were rolled up at the heel. He was carrying the outfit he had before over his shoulder. And while it wasn't what Kuja had planned for him to be wearing, he had to admit the little angel looked adorable in it.

As they got into bed Kuja pretended to fall right asleep, in order to lower the dark angel's guard. When he felt sure Ledah's breathing was slow and regular, he cuddled up to the angel, wrapping his arms around his waist and resting his head on his chest.

It really was going to be fun with Ledah as his roommate.

My friend sent me this chapter. Mostly because it's hard to tell if you liked the story if you don't review and there's only one chapter. The visitors and hits are the same, y'know?

Neither of us own Death Note, whoops. I mean Riviera and Final Fantasy (can't say FF cause that can also mean fanfiction)

:) review or I can personally insure there will not be another chapter.