Random Fact of the Chapter:
You burn more calories sleeping than watching TV.
So turn off The GWAAO Channel and get sleepin'!
*Real Facts*
Obi-Wan: Hello all. I'm Obi-Wan, your host.
Ahsoka: And I'm Ahsoka, the one who apparently has the polka dress.
Obi-Wan: If you wanted it to be polka dot bikini, go buy one.
*Ahsoka sighs*
Obi-Wan: Wait, where's Anakin.
*Anakin and Padme kissing comes up on the screen*
Obi-Wan: Well that was disturbing.
Ahsoka: Um yeah.
Obi-Wan: We have a special guest to-
*Anakin walks on the set*
Obi-Wan: Um, where were you?
Anakin: Uh, ironing my Jedi robe?
Obi-Wan: And you took so long, why?
Anakin: I couldn't find my robe because you had to do the laundry, and I don't know how to iron.
Obi-Wan: Right, anyway-
Anakin: Hey ho ho, is that Asajj? Hey Asajj!
Asajj: Shut up! I kill you!
Anakin: Ho ho, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Obi-Wan: Yeah, our special guest today is my friend Asajj Ventress!
*Harold appears on the screen*
Obi-Wan: Wrong camera Wendy!
*Asajj appears on the screen*
Asajj: Hello Obi-Wan, brat, and you.
Anakin: Why am I addressed as 'you'? It sounds all animalish. Like the animal, a ewe. I have a name YOU know.
Obi-Wan: Anakin…
Asajj: Yes, I'm well aware.
Obi-Wan: So Ventress, tell us a little about your show, "Questions for Ventress?"
Asajj: Well Obi-Wan, I do enjoy filming it and the whole cast except for you.
*Anakin appears on screen*
Anakin: This is not my day…
Obi-Wan: Everyone, what's the shows famous line?
Everyone: SHUT UP GRIEVOUS!
Asajj: Oh they're naturals.
Ahsoka: So Asajj, what's your favorite part of the show?
Asajj: Well you little brat, I do love yelling at Grievous and laughing at Skywalker. They are the key to my show. Nothing is better than the comedy and the great questions my fans ask.
Obi-Wan: That reminds me, we all wrote a question for you; all the staff did.
*Harold appears on screen*
Harold: Dear Asajj, Would you ever consider a wig?
*Asajj appears on screen*
Asajj: No Harold! You and Grievous could be twins! You're both a dumbass!
Harold: Actually, he's my step-brother.
Asajj: Runs in the family, nice.
*Padme appears on screen*
Padme: Ventress-
Asajj: Whoa, whoa. Since when has the senator been on here?
Obi-Wan: Since Anakin joined.
Asajj: I thought he was-? Nevermind. Next question! Where's Dooku when I need him.
*Anakin appears on screen*
Anakin: Oh goody, my turn! Asajj, why do you look down upon me?
Asajj: Oh what a creative question! Well Anakin, I look down upon you because, EVERYDAY I DIE A LITTLE BECAUSE YOU'RE IN MY LIFE!
*Padme appears on screen*
Padme: Awe, I say that to him all the time!
Asajj: Shut up princess! I don't see you on my show?
*Anakin claps*
Anakin: Awe thanks. I thought you were dating Obi-Wan?
Asajj: I AM YOU-
*Padme appears on the screen*
Padme: Hello everyone. That's all for today.
*Anakin runs out with Asajj behind him with a skillet*
Padme: Tune in next time for more…
*Asajj whacks Anakin with the skillet*
Padme: …action.
*Rainbow bars appear on the screen*
Jabba the Hutt: Be sure to check out clarinetlover21's Question's for Ventress! If you don't, I'll sit on you.