Random Fact of the Chapter:
Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.
*catchy music plays*
Anakin: Hello world! Welcome!
Ahsoka: You're probably wondering why it didn't say 'GWAAO' when you flipped here…
Anakin: That's because The GWAAO Channel was discontinued.
Ahsoka: Yep and that's also why Obi-Wan isn't yappin' up here!
Anakin: He was fired from the amount of votes we received from the viewers.
Harold: Hey hey hey! There was never a poll to decide that!
Anakin: It's called the co-host's choice. Ahem, me.
Ahsoka: And the co-co-host.
Harold: Co-co? Are you coo-coo?
Ahsoka: Um I'm the new star of that commercial. Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs? They fired that lame bird, so now I work three jobs.
Harold: What! That cereal really motivated me everyday! The bird made the commercial! What's your other job?
Ahsoka: I work at Chili-My-Bowl part-time, duh!
Anakin: Alright Harold do you want to be fired next?
Harold: No…
Anakin: Then shut up.
Ahsoka: Alright let's get back to the show. We'll be doing many different things such as…
Anakin: Playing pranks on Obi-Wan and other Jedi, having whip cream fights with Obi-Wan when he least expects it, and watching Obi-Wan…
Ahsoka: Perform cardio work-outs, eat Frosted Wizard Flakes, throw confetti about his room, throw him a surprise birthday party, visit his mother's again…
Anakin: And draw on his face at night, tepee his quarter's door, spray paint his beard pink and other colors, and listen to his soprano singing voice.
Ahsoka: Yes all that goodness. Some weeks we'll play a special prank on somebody you viewers decide!
Anakin: Such as Padme, Rex, Mace, Cody, Yoda, Plo, Luminara, Pierogi the Bishop's platypus, and many more that you can think of.
Ahsoka: We thought to start off with a prank Anakin and I pulled on Obi yesterday morning…
Anakin: So here it is!
*Video of Obi-Wan's quarter's appear. Obi-Wan is yawning and scratching his head. He walks over to his kitchen nook. Inside a cupboard, he grabs a spoon and bowl.*
Obi-Wan: Nothing like Frosted Wizard Flakes in the morning.
*Obi-Wan rummages through another cupboard that consists of Cocoa Puffs, Sugar-Coated Oats, Fresh Rishi Oatmeal, and a can of Chicken Pot Pie, but no Frosted Wizard Flakes.*
Obi-Wan: Where could that cereal be?
*He looks through the whole kitchen; opening every door and looking in every nook and cranny. Exhausted, Obi-Wan sits on the couch and turns his holoTV on.*
Dora: Muy bien!
Obi-Wan: This is some disgusting rubbish right there!
Dora: Oh no! Boots is missing! Can you help me find him?
Obi-Wan: He's right behind you Dora! God, turn around!
*Obi-Wan flips the channel again.*
SpongeBob: Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.
Patrick: No, that's Italian, SpongeBob.
*Obi-Wan bursts out laughing.*
Sandy: This here's my cricket. He's saying "hi" to you. Ain't he cute?
SpongeBob: Umm, sorry, I don't speak Italian.
*He start's laughing again. The channel suddenly flips.The Big Bang Theory*
Raj: Were you in all six Star Wars movies?
Leonard: Yes
Raj: Are you a droid?
Leonard: Yes
Raj: Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?
Leonard: Yes!
Raj: C-3PO!
Leonard: You got it
Sheldon: That's preposterous. I do not resemble C-3PO. Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered. I just don't see it
Obi-Wan: What the heck is this!
*Anakin walks in behind him and switches the channel to The Cosby Show*
Obi-Wan: MY TV IS POSSESSED!
*Obi-Wan then jumps up and tries to open the door. Anakin is now snickering from behind the couch as he changes the channel again.*
Obi-Wan: ANAKIN! ANAKIN! MY TV IS POSSESSED!
*The door then opens and Ahsoka throws his box of Frosted Wizard Flakes at him. He falls to the ground as Ahsoka laughs hysterically. It goes back to the show.*
Anakin: I have to say, that was pretty good.
Ahsoka: Kenobi, Kenobi, Kenobi…
Anakin: He is something else…
Ahsoka: 'Til next time viewers.
Anakin: Keep washing your socks…
Ahsoka: And eat Nuna Chips!
Anakin and Ahsoka: Adios!
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This was a real The GWAAO Channel update! Not It's Me or You or Anakin and the Beanstalk! Those will be soon!