Disclaimer: Kim Possible and the gang are property of The Walt Disney Company. I gain nothing for their use in my stories. I do claim all rights to Miss Suzanne Go, the character I created for these stories. I also don't own General Motors and receive nothing for their mention in this story.

MS-II

Chapter 3

Triple Dating

Thirty minutes later, Wade, Suzanne and Ron, all naked as the day they were born, tossed around a Frisbee on the sandy beach while a now topless Kim stretched out on her stomach in a chaise lounge chair next to a very naked Mrs. Load who was also lying on a beach lounge. "You know Kim, you can take off your panties any time you want to," Mrs. Load said not stirring in her chair. "This isn't like any normal beach where you have to worry about getting burned or someone sneaking up and seeing you in the buff."

"I know that Mrs. Load," Kim groaned and shifted slightly in the lounge chair to get more comfortable. "But with Wade around I don't want to be the one to give him any weird ideas."

"Really Kim?" Mrs. Load chuckled and lifted her head a bit to look over at the redhead. "You know Wade is smart for his age. He already knows about the birds and the bees and the only thing keeping him from dating is his agoraphobia." Her head came back down to rest on the cushion as she sighed, "Maybe Suzy will snap him out of that fear. He's gotten better, having left his room to help you out a few times, but he still suffers so."

"Do you really think Suzanne can do that?" Kim questioned as she turned her head to watch the three play on the fake beach. If it weren't for the differences in hairstyles, Ron and Suzanne would be almost exact twins. Well that and the fact that one was a boy that had a great package between his legs and the other was a girl with smallish, pointy tits like Kim had four years ago and was currently the same height as Wade, four or five inches shorter than her brother.

"I think Suzy can do that and a lot more," Mrs. Load lightly chuckled. "I believe if Wade can fully place his trust in Suzy she'll lead him out of his room and into a normal lifestyle just like you and Ron have."

"Our life is far from normal," Kim snickered at the idea. "I mean Ron and I globe-trot around the world taking down the bad guys on a weekly basis." She let a content sigh out as she watched the love of her life dive for the slightly out of reach Frisbee and crash to the soft sandy, yet in reality quite hard, ground. He quickly regained his feet and tossed the disc to Wade showing no ill effects from the tumble.

"That's true, but you did go to high school and now you two go out on real dates and such," Mrs. Load countered. "You even drove up into the mountains today for a picnic and made love afterwards."

Kim's head shot up off the cushion in shock and swiftly turned to face Wade's mother. "You know about our little excursion today? How?"

"Wade isn't the only computer-savvy person in the family," Mrs. Load laughed out loud as she rolled onto her side to face Kim. "While he and Suzy were playing in here on the beach I went in to Wade's room and pulled up the satellite feed of you two making out in that meadow. He keeps a satellite camera honed in on your location 24/7. But don't worry none. I erase all the evidence of you two that Wade records. Actually, I've erased a lot of stuff over the years. It's a little game Wade and I play. He'll occasionally try to record some smut off the internet and I'll secretly come in and wipe it off the machines when he's in the bathroom or otherwise distracted."

"So Wade is like most budding adult males," Kim laughed at the idea of Wade scanning the internet for porn then later finding it missing from his system. "I knew he was maturing but not in that way."

"Wade's as mature as most adults in a lotta ways," Mrs. Load sighed, "but his ethical sense is still fuzzy sometimes. Just like any regular fourteen year old kid."

"Suzanne is psychic, you know," Kim said as she laid back down on her back to feel the warm but fake rays of the sun on her front side. "According to one of her visions, they'll will get married, with your approval, after he turns seventeen."

"I know all about that psychic vision," Mrs. Load laughed and laid on her back. "If Suzy can get rid of Wade's agoraphobia, I'd let 'em get married tomorrow." The woman paused for a moment before she let out a long, loud hysterical laugh.

"What's so funny?" Kim begged as she propped herself up in the chair on her elbows to face the woman.

"I was just thinking. Maybe I shouldn't wait a few years and make it a double wedding with you and Ron. That way Suzy can get married on the same day as her twin brother and Wade can marry on the same day as his two most cherished friends."

"That would be something," Kim laughed along. "The only problem with that idea is a person has to be at least sixteen years old to get married with their parent's permission here in Colorado."

xxxxxx

"This is the exact reason I suffer from agoraphobia," Wade breathed heavily as he looked around the table. Sitting across from him were the two people he never thought he'd be sitting at a table with; The beautiful, olive-green skinned, former villainess Shego and the blue-skinned, formerly somewhat evil Drew Lipski, aka Dr. Drakken. On Wade's left was Kim Possible, his longtime friend. They were all at Bueno Nacho, sitting in Kim and Ron's regular booth and there were at least a dozen other people in the restaurant. Wade turned to the redhead and said almost in a panic, "I don't know if I can stand this any long Kim."

"You can do this," Kim reassured him with a calming pat of the hand on his shoulder. "It's only a triple date and Ron and Suzanne will be along shortly with our food and your soda. Just think of us being here as your support."

"If you can't do this," Shego casually said with a wicked smirk on her face as she lit up one finger with flaming plasma and pointed the digit at him, "then you don't deserve to be Suzy Q's friend. Remember, she's my stepsister and I only want the best for her."

"Just think," Drew joyfully cut in on the conversation. "If your sister and the techno-geek get together in a few years we could all be relatives. Wouldn't that be something." Kim growled at Drakken's slur of her friend but Wade didn't seem to hear it. He was too busy panicking over the crowded restaurant.

"Yeah, just like the Hatfields and the McCoys," Shego playfully groused. "But I haven't said yes to you yet," she snarled as her flaming digit turned to the blue skinned man sitting next to her. "We have yet to see if any of your legitimate plans come to fruition. If that ever happens, then and only then will I marry you."

"But I will succeed Shego," Drew defensively said as he backed away into the corner of the booth from the flaming fickle finger. He quickly regained his composure and gloated, "When I take the plans for my funky flying car to General Motors, the CEO's will jump at the perfect opportunity to bring their company out of bankruptcy!"

"Your designs are good," Wade ceded with a sly look on his face, now having something scientific to focus on, "but I've made a few modifications and improvements to your designs. If you showed GM the Team Possible vehicle they'd surely go for it."

"But you're only, what, twelve years old?" Drew yelped in indignation to the young, African-American. "What can a mere pre-teen know about funky flying cars?"

"I'm fourteen," Wade angrily shot back, "going on fifteen in a seven months!"

"Don't forget Drewbie," Shego interjected with an evil grin as she hitched a thumb at the two teens sitting across from them. "It was Kimmie's prowess and the Nerdlinger's intel and gadgets that always brought down your evil schemes in the past. I think the kid can easily take you down in a battle of the brains."

The three started talking and arguing at the same time with each other. Kim looked over to the front counter and ruefully sighed, "I wonder what's taking Suzanne and Ron so long with the food?"

"That'll be thirty-four dollars and sixty-nine cents," Ned gleefully said to the two blond teens standing at the counter in front of him.

"Whoa," Ron groaned as he opened up his wallet and a moth fluttered up out of it. "Who knew I could go through my two hundred dollar a week allowance in so short a time?"

"You did fill up the Sloth's gas tank earlier on the way over," Suzanne laughed at Ron's predicament and pulled out a fifty dollar bill from the white belt that cinched her knee length, hockey design dress in place. "Plus you paid for the movie Kim, you and I went to the other night among other things this week. This will be my treat."

"Do you know you two look exactly alike?" Ned asked in earnest but with a bit of a chuckle to his voice as he began to fill their order. "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you two were twins or something. But you've never had a sister, Ron. At least not until your parents adopted Hanna, that is."

"Suzanne is my four minute older, twin sister," Ron proudly proclaimed. "I just didn't know it until a week ago."

"I was kidnapped right after our birth," Suzanne informed the Bueno Nacho Assistant Manager as he filled two trays with sodas and food. She wrapped her arms around one of Ron's and proudly proclaimed, "But we're together again after eighteen years of separation."

"Wow," Ned marveled as he pushed the two overloaded trays across the counter toward the twin teens, "that's some story. Well, have a Muy Bueno Day!"

"Back at'cha Ned," Ron chimed back and picked up the heavier of the two trays as Suzanne picked up the other. They headed to the booth where the heated argument between Wade, Shego and Drew was winding down.

Kim rubbed her temples with her fingertips as the two teens sat down and started to distribute the food and drinks around the very loud, argumentative table. Kim let out a heavy, exasperated sigh and playfully moaned, "I don't know if I want to marry you now Ron, if I'll be experiencing this type of bickering during Stoppable family reunions."

"That's right," Wade perked up at the notion of Ron's family reunion. He turned to Kim. "When you and Ron are married and Suzy and I get married in a few years, then we'll be in-laws."

"Wait, wait wait," Shego shook her head to clear it from that bit of unexpected information as she peered warily at Wade. "You and Suzy Q are getting married? I thought you two just started hanging out as friends!"

"We did just meet, Sheila," Suzanne informed her light green hued stepsister as she handed Shego a Mexican Chicken Salad with five packets of Diablo Hot Sauce. She sat down next to Kim after Ron, for some unknown reason, took a seat next to Shego. "But I also had a vision of Wade and me getting married right after his seventeenth birthday. I guess that means you have a little over two-and-a-half years to figure out what to get us as a wedding present."

"That does give me a lotta time to figure out what to get you," Shego laughed as she squirted all five packets of hot sauce onto her salad. "But I still have to get something for the Princess and the Buffoon first. Their wedding is coming up fast."

"That's easy Shego," Kim said as she dressed her garden salad with ranch dressing, ignoring the not too terrible nicknames Shego had been using for many years. After all, Ron was a bit of a buffoon at times and Kim was a Princess of sorts. Ron was her knight in shining armor. (And the Jester who kept her grounded.) "Ron and I are registered at all the major stores at the Middleton Mall. Just take your pick."

"And you won't have to rob any banks to pay for their present either, Big Sis," Suzanne laughed as she pushed a manila folder across the table to Shego. "You should be able to live like a queen with the investments I've made for you."

Shego perused the contents of the folder as she slowly ate her salad, occasionally wiping a stray spot of Diablo sauce from the corner of her mouth with a napkin. After a minute she looked up at her stepsister and smiled. "No bad Suzy Q, I'm impressed. You've almost doubled my wealth in only a week."

"Most of the increase came from that winning lottery ticket I bought you," Suzanne said as she brought a Naco to her mouth. "The rest came from knowing beforehand which stocks to invest in at the proper time. As you can see, I've also noted when you'll need to dump a few of them before they take a hit in the market." She took a bite of the Naco, taking half of it into her mouth, at the same time Ron took a huge bite out of his Naco.

"Some would say investing large amounts of cash into certain companies is what makes the stock increase," Wade said before he took a large drag from his soda. "It's almost a self-fulfilling investment."

"But I would think you'd first need to know which companies have a potential for rapid growth," Drew stated as he bit into his burrito. He continued as he chewed. "That's the only way I know of to play the stock market."

"Hey Shego," Ron said peering over her shoulder as he mirrored his sister and finished off his first Naco by stuffing the second half of it into his mouth, (or was Suzanne mirroring him in their eating habits as she did the exact same thing,) "did you know your portfolio looks a lot like mine? Yours has a few less zeros in it but it looks similar."

"Keep your nose out of my portfolio," Shego menacing growled and slammed the folder shut. She raised a flaming, plasma enshrouded fist at the blond boy sitting next to her.

"Sheila calm down," Suzanne said as her green flaming hand surrounded Shego's plasma enshrouded fist and gently lowered it to the table. Suzanne thanked the heavens that she had all of the Team Go powers in her. Otherwise she wouldn't be able to touch her step-sister's hand when Shego used her powers. Both green glows faded before they touched the table surface. "It's all in the family. Ron technically is your stepbrother, you know."

"Hey kids," Mr. Stoppable practically sang as he stepped up to the table with a happily giggling Hanna in his arms. "How are you all doing today?" Everyone greeted Mr. Stoppable with a hello or hi except for Ron and Suzanne who added a 'dad' to their greeting, and a semi-reluctant Shego who sultrily added a 'daddy' to hers. Since she and Suzanne were step-sisters, and Ron was Suzanne's her actual brother, that meant Mr. Stoppable could be considered Shego's step-father. Technically speaking that is.

"Brother!" the tiny raven-haired tot gleefully yelled and leapt from her father's arms into Ron's lap. Hanna happily glanced around the table at the five other people sitting there before she frowned when her questioning eyes fell upon Suzanne who was sitting across from Ron. Hanna's curious but intense stare shot from Suzanne to Ron and back again before the child smiled brightly. "Sister!" Hanna squealed in delight, leapt from Ron's lap, did a cartwheel across the table and jumped into Suzanne's lap giving the blond girl a big hug.

"Yes, you remember me," Suzanne cooed as she bounced the baby in her lap. "We played together in the Go Tower a week ago."

"What are you doing here, Mr. Stoppable?" Kim questioned her soon-to-be father-in-law. "Is Ron needed at home?"

"No, nothing like that," Dean Stoppable laughed and pointed to his wife in line at the counter. "We're just here to pick up some food before we head for home. The wife and I just took Hanna to the park for a few hours to let her blow off a little energy. The slide finally wore Hanna out after she slid down it one hundred ninety-eight times."

"That must have taken a few hours," Drew said through a mouthful of food before noisily taking a slurp of his soda.

"Not really," Dean chuckled as he took the baby back into his arms from Suzanne. "It only took Hanna eight minutes to complete the one hundred ninety-eight slides." He glanced over and saw Mrs. Stoppable with a couple of Bueno Nacho bags in her hands. "Well, we need to get home now. What do you kids have planned for this evening?"

"I was thinking we'd take in a movie?" Ron asked as he nodded to the table's occupants to get their approval.

"Since it's Friday night," Drew said as he tried to triumphantly stand from the inside corner of the booth, which he couldn't do very well since he was being blocked by the table itself, "I know the perfect thing to do!"

"Oh God no," Shego groaned and slapped her forehead in disgust.

"Oh YES Shego!" Drew almost gloated with a raised finger in the air as he declared, "IT'S KARAOKE NIGHT!"