Chapter 2: WTF?

Summary: Fed up with Shego's attitude, Dr. Drakken enlists the help of the other villains to put Shego in her place. But, when a battered Shego arrives on her doorstep, why does Kim feel so strongly about it?

Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible and all related characters. Only this computer and the story plot. If I somehow steal someone's plot device, tell me. (I'm paranoid about inadvertently stealing someone else's stuff).

Invader Johnny: Oh, don't worry, everyone's going to be learning about karma...=)

KAlexandra: I wouldn't be surprised if someone already did this, if you know who I'd be glad to give credit! And I'm sorry, it's my first story, so I've got no idea what I'm doing...

Han dj & sweetPixiesmile: Heh, he, heh *nervously rubs neck* Sorry, about Shego's OoC-ness in Chapter 1, but, umm, I'm ashamed to say that I've only seen a relatively small chunk of the actual show...Don't get me wrong, I love it and all, but I just haven't gotten off my lazy butt to see them all. Most of my experience with KP is from fanfics, and in a few of them I've read, Shego has been violent toward Drakken even while still under his employ. So sorry about that.

A/N: Also, I apologize about the flow errors that I seem to have, it's my first story...ever...so I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing. But thank you for the reviews everyone! I'm actually (and pleasantly) surprised that so many people reviewed! But enough of my rambling, on with the story!

……………………………………………KIGO………………………………………………….

They were doing what most teenagers do when they are alone and dating. Homework.

…Right. They had intended to be doing homework. Or, at least, that was what Kim had intended on doing. After all, how often did a globetrotting teen hero, cheerleader, with all the volunteer activities Kim did, have time to actually sit down and do her schoolwork in a stress free environment? Not often.

Kim had intended on doing homework, but Ron, of course, had other ideas. Like watching wrestling, the Fearless Ferret, and monster truck rallies. However, neither of them counted on the most powerful force in the room: teenage hormones.

It started out simple, as these things always do. Ron came over with his little buddy Rufus perched on his shoulder. "Hey KP!" came the immediate greeting after Kim opened the front door to her house. Followed by a quick peck on the lips.

"Hey, Ron. Hi Rufus," replied the redhead as she walked into the living room and plopped down on the couch. She actually had time to "plop" now, since the villain community had been unusually quiet for the past week. Since it was the middle of winter, all the kids were in school, so no one needed a babysitter. Cheerleading wasn't a big deal, and there weren't any prominent charities that Kim had volunteered for. There was, of course, stuff still going on, Kim always had stuff going on, but it seemed as though there were just more hours in the day recently. So Kim was taking advantage of it and using her newfound time to do homework, in a relaxing setting. Her boyfriend being there was just a plus.

But of course, Ron and Rufus's watching wrestling, and cheering, kept distracting her.

"Ron," came the closest thing to a whine Kim ever let escape her lips. "Can you please turn that fake crap off and do your homework?"

"Oh come on KP! Wrestling is so not fake! And besides, when would I ever need to use," at this point a cold chill went up his spine, "Algebra…bleh."

"Bleh!" agreed his small hairless sidekick.

Seeing that she wouldn't be able to dissuade him, and she found his cheering adorable, Kim decided to let him be. "Fine, but can you at least turn down the volume? Some of us actually care about our grades."

"Booyah!" cheered both sidekicks, giving each other high fives. Of course, failing to quiet down any. Causing the perfectionist redhead to merely sigh and rub her temples, and try to focus more on her homework.

Fail. Ron's incessant cheering and ranting caused her to mess up once, not a big deal.

"Ron, please quiet down."

Fail. "Ron, please?"

Fail again. "Come on Ron, can't you be quiet for 3 seconds?"

Failure. Snap. "RON! Shut UP about your fake, annoying, fictional, TV world!" this in and of itself shocked Ron and Rufus into a temporary stupor, as Kim never lost her temper, especially with him.

Ron finally overcame his shock and came back with the witty rebuttal of, "Wrestling is NOT fictional! Or fake! Or annoying!"

And, as always happens when two people are annoyed by each other and start raising their voices, the two friends started arguing. Loudly. Eventually, Kim's greater vocabulary, and practice bickering with Shego and Bonnie, allowed her to leave Ron floundering for a response. Eventually Ron got tired of using the ever potent, "Oh, yeah" 's and "I know you are but what am I" and the ever popular "Your stupid." So, he resorted to his secret weapon.

"Oh, yeah? Take this!" Ron then unleashed the most evil and vile attack anyone can use on another person. An attack Kim had no defense against, especially with no warning.

He tickled her.

Little known fact about the nigh indestructible world hero Kim Possible, she was extremely ticklish in her abdominal regions. And I mean extremely ticklish, like roll on the ground flailing wildly ticklish. If you were to ask Ron he wouldn't say anything about it, as Kim swore everyone who knew about it to secrecy on pain of death. But, Ron would swear that was a major reason Kim always wore belly shirts. (A/N my apologies for my rambling).

And as anyone who has had a girl/boyfriend can surmise, after they finished rolling around on the ground, with Kim being on top (of course), they began kissing. And kissing led to making out. Which led to light petting, on Ron's part. Which led to the doorbell ringing and the Kimmunicator beeping at the same time.

As Kim went to get the Kimmunicator, Ron shouted, "I'll get it!" and rushed to the door.

"What's the sitch Wade?" Kim asked her ever-vigilant Webmaster.

"You really want to answer the door instead of Ron," replied the genius on the other end, who for some reason had a look on his face that was a cross between worried and curious.

"Why? What does it-"

"Ahhh!" Came Ron's startled scream. "Kiimmm! Here, please, now!" From her position in the living room, Kim was very confused at what was going on.

So, as she was walking up to a very perturbed and frightened looking Ronald, she asked a very innocent question, "What is…it……now?" Her speech slowing as she saw what was going on, and saw a very battered, almost naked woman sprawled across the threshold into her house, obviously having lost consciousness while ringing the doorbell. But then it clicked in Kim's head who it was.

"SHEGO?!?!"

…..............................................................KIGO....................................................

P.A/N: This chapter and chapters 3-5 are already written and posted on dA. But don't worry, I'll fix anything wrong with them (mechanic-wise) once I'm a more competent writer...hopefully my new chapters will be better. :)