A Million and One Ways to Tick off Bloom

Yet another sign of boredom from Chibi Horsewoman

Summary: Exactly like the title says… except if we exceed a million and one I'm not going to complain. These are just suggestions on how to annoy Bloom. (Blodwyn if you watch the Welsh dub) I hope you like them

Disclaimer: If you're annoying and you know, it clap your hands. That way we'll know enough to avoid you at all costs.

Dedication: Anyone who really dislikes Bloom

Chapter Two: Suggestions Thirteen through Twenty-Six

1.) Invite Bloom over for dinner and serve her one of those pot pies. When she asks what kind of meat is in the pie tell her that you found this rabbit and it just goes on from there.

2.) Ask why she has the same cowlick in every scene. Has she never heard of hairspray? (Thank you XototheloveXo)

3.) Try to convince Bloom that you're her sister and that you also have the Dragon Flame (Dragon Fire in the 4Kids version) I have no idea if this will tick her off, but it may lead her to question her birth parents' fidelity.

4.) Hand her a summons for a lawsuit. When she asks what it's for, remind her in great detail about that time in her freshmen year when she attacked Princess Diaspro.

5.) Replace all her high heel shoes with flats and sneakers. Then replace all her belly bearing tops with over sized t-shirts and long sweaters. Finally replace all her mini skirts and oddly designed pants with baggy jeans and skirts that reach her ankle. (I have no idea if that will tick her off, but it just seems that all those characters could die if they had to wear clothes that were more conservative)

Suggestions eighteen through twenty-two are from AngelDarkChylde

6.) Tell her that she stole YOUR power and is nothing but and identity stealer (Then stand back and watch as she starts screaming and throwing fire balls at you.)

7.) Tell her she sure can get bitter when she's mad and ask if she's sure she's not Icy's sister?

8.) Tell her with one more dose you think she could exceed expectations for the serum she's taking to induce her "annoying, do gooder brat" syndrome

9.) Tell Bloom that she should have been locked up with the Trix (If that doesn't make Bloom attack, nothing will. Can you imagine what she'd do?)

10.) Ask her if she was born in a flower You know...since her name is "Bloom"

11.) Introduce Bloom to Azula from Avatar the Last Airbender by sticking them in a locked room and telling Bloom that Azula is teamed up with the Trix…. This is after you tell Azula that Bloom is hiding Zuko and the Avatar.

12.) Sneak into Flora's room and destroy her plants. After the destruction has been completed drag an unconscious Bloom into the room with a lot of circumstantial evidence. Finally alert Flora and see what happens.

13.) Somehow manage to get a picture of Sky and Diaspro together and show it to her. It doesn't matter if you doctored the picture on photoshop; just manage to show her the picture. (Then point and laugh as she storms off to confront Sky)

14.) Tell her that you've seen the future and in that future her son is a fairy and her daughter is a witch. (Actually I wrote that future, but her daughter is a specialist not a witch.)

Whoop dee freakin' doo!

Hey thanks for the suggestions and the two reviews. I'd love more. I'm just glad they aren't flames…. Yet.