A Million and One Ways to Tick off Bloom
Yet another sign of boredom from Chibi Horsewoman
Summary: Exactly like the title says… except if we exceed a million and one I'm not going to complain. These are just suggestions on how to annoy Bloom. (Blodwyn if you watch the Welsh dub) I hope you like them
Disclaimer: A baby is
Dedication: Anyone who really dislikes Bloom
Chapter Three: suggestions Twenty-Seven through Thirty-six
The following three are courtesy of X-orcist
27.) Tell Bloom That her mom is cheap.
28.) - Tell Bloom her grandmother is cheaper.
29.) - And tell Bloom her daughter is just plain free. (AN: And after you do that stand back and watch Bloom scratch her head in confusion.)
And this nice one is from MusicDiva
30.) Hire a bunch of cheerleaders to say 2,4,6,8 Who's the fairy we all hate Bloom, Bloom, Bo Bloom. (AN: And if you can afford it have the cheerleaders follow her around doing the cheer)
And the next three lovely ideas are from Nisa Tunesque
31.) Call her Blodwyn - that'll really confuse her (which probably isn't all that hard) (AN: Added bonus call her Blodwyn around the non-Welsh cast- that ought to be fun!)
32. Casually slip the following sentence into a conversation: "...so my friend Mitzi says she's dating some blond prince from Eraklion..." (AN: And watch the sparks fly- no pun intended )
33. 'Accidentally' drop Kiko into a freezer, then say Icy did it. (AN: As long as she doesn't spaz and call me Icy)
And you can thank/blame VRV Robo for this
34.) Kidnap (rabbit nap?) Kiko and tell Bloom that if she wants to see him alive again, bring $400,000 to your house. In two days. Okay, Maybe Bloom'll have a nervous breakdown. (AN: But hey a nervous breakdown is better than nothing)
And of course nothing is complete without stuff from Rogue Scholar (read her stuff!)
35.) Try telling her that her father had an illicit affair with a witch.
36.) Then tell her that you are her half sister and you are a witch. (AN: Then generously offer to drive her to therapy)
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Give me some suggestions, I'll have more too next time oh look a chicken.
Raven: She's lost her mind again.
CHW: No I haven't. And isn't it a gorgeous summer day?
Ailani: But it's like the middle of Winter and it's like night.
Raven: Aila, you had it until you got to like.