A Million and One Ways to Tick off Bloom
Yet another sign of boredom from Chibi Horsewoman
Summary: Exactly like the title says… except if we exceed a million and one I'm not going to complain. These are just suggestions on how to annoy Bloom. (Blodwyn if you watch the Welsh dub) I hope you like them
Disclaimer: Two plus two equals Jupiter!
Dedication: Anyone who really dislikes Bloom
Chapter Four: suggestions Thirty-Seven through Sixty
37.) Cut off those two pieces of hair that she likes to drape over her shoulders. You can do it while she's sleeping or while she's awake, but just do it!
38.) Hide Kiko then ask Bloom how she'd like some delicious rabbit stew.
39.) Hide Kiko then tell Bloom that everyone was wrong. When she asks what everyone was wrong about tell her that not everything tastes like chicken. If she asks you what you mean, tell her that rabbit tastes more like tuna. Then laugh when she gets frantic and starts looking for Kiko.
40.) Offer to teach Bloom how to do laundry. If she asks why you think she needs to learn how to do laundry, calmly explain that it looks like she needs help since all her shirts are way too small.
41.) Tell Bloom that Icy is wearing a Sky costume to try and steal the Dragon Flame from her. Then call Sky and invite him over.
42.) Send her the Valentine card that you've been sending your friends about shoving her off a cliff.
43.) Or you could send everyone but Bloom a Valentine.
44.) Go up to her and say: My goodness Bloom! What disproportionately large eyes you have there!
45.) Ask if you can borrow Lockette because your GPS broke and you're going on a road trip. If she refuses, keep asking why in a very annoying voice until she cracks.
46.) Just tell Bloom that no one likes her. That should really get her goat.
And now some words from Rogue Scholar
47.) Ask her if her mother picked her outfit out for her.
48.) Then ask if her mom did her hair too, cuz it looks awful
49.) Finally, ask her why she can't just put her hair in a ponytail or something. At least then it would look somewhat tame. (AN: And if not tame, at least less like a mullet)
These have been words from Rogue Scholar- now back to the show.
50.) Get a good look at Bloom's hair then tell her that the mullet look died back in the eighties.
51.) Figure out how to edit the scene in the Magical Reality chamber episode so the girls drop Bloom on her head. (AN no idea if that will annoy her, but I'm sure it will cause an injury.)
52.) Mail my cat to her. Trust me, this cat will annoy anyone. Even I want to throw her out a window.
53.) Offer to let her borrow a paper bag until her hair has finished that 'Awkward growing out stage.'
54.) Follow her around singing the song that gets on Everybody's nerves (AN: Yes that would annoy anyone, but let's focus on Bloom)
And now some words from Angel
55.) Stuff her in a closet that's interior is laced with fire resistant fabric and tell her that you're going to go get Sky and shove him off a cliff.
56.) Look at her hair and tell her "Red hair is SO last year!"
57.) After she finishes shopping with the other girls and is showing off a new outfit tell her: "Oh that outfit is so CUTE! For my BABY niece (or whatever blood relative you'd prefer)."
58.) Send her a lock of Kiko's fur with a note: Jump off that cliff or the bunny goes first. (Angel's Note: Just make sure you tie his ears together before throwing him off a cliff)
59.) Send her a valentine saying: Hey Diaspro let's shove Bloom off a cliff. Love Sky/ (AN: Then laugh as you watch Sky squirm as Bloom uses her powers!)
These have been words from Angel. Now back to the show.
60.) Invite Bloom to your house for dinner telling her that your parents have always wanted to meet a spazmatic pyromaniac
Well that took a good thirty minutes, please read, review and make suggestions. I really want to do a Valentine's Day themed chapter.