A Million and One Ways to Tick off Bloom

Yet another sign of boredom from Chibi Horsewoman

Summary: Exactly like the title says… except if we exceed a million and one I'm not going to complain. These are just suggestions on how to annoy Bloom. (Blodwyn if you watch the Welsh dub) I hope you like them

Disclaimer: Two plus two equals Jupiter!

Dedication: Anyone who really dislikes Bloom

Chapter Five: Suggestions sity-one through eighty-six

Hello and welcome back to the long awaited fifth chapter on how to annoy Bloom. I'd like to start off with some suggestions by SkyMustBeDestroyed and move on from there.

61.) Run her over with a bus
62.) -Run her over with a Humvee (AN: Note to self, break into Reserve station and get a humvee)
63.) - Run her over with a Mr Whippy van (AN: Ookay, is that like an ice cream truck?)
64.) -Tell her that you're Sky's new girlfriend (AN: Not that I want to be Sky's girlfriend, but can you imagine how ticked she'd be?)
65.) -Tell her that the local cafe put Kiko in a pie. (AN: I can see it now Bloom: Hey has anyone seen Kiko? CHW: Yeah, I think they stuffed him in a pie. Damn was that good. Bloom; Nooo!)
66.) -Burn down her dorm room! (AN: I think you can get Stella to do that)
67.) -Drug her food with whatever you can find. Put sleeping pills in her food. Spike her water. (AN: And you can record anything embarrassing she does and post it on line)
68.) - Go up to her one day in the street and tell her that Sparks never existed, and that she's got to be kidding if she thinks she's a princess, then give her the name of a good psychiatrist who can help her with her "issues". Then walk off.

Thanks for waiting, and now here are a few more of my own.

69.) Keep asking her to bring people back from the dead. If she asks you what the heck you're talking about, tell her that you saw it done for Sky so you want her to do it again.(AN: Only works for the RAI version- AKA Crypt of the Codex. Won't work for Reaching for the Sky because in that version Sky was only in some eternal sleep thing)

70.) Keep pointing out how she doesn't have her enchantix. Then ask her if she's gonna run on back home to Gardenia (AN: can only be used prior to that whole stint on that island with the dragons)

71.) After Bloom receives her Enchantix keep pointing out how it's not fully formed because she's selfish and didn't sacrifice herself like her friends did.

72.) While pointing out her enchantix short comings continue getting her even more cheesed off by mentioning how Tecna saved an entire realm from annihilation.

73.) Keep pointing out every single bad thing that happens every hour of every day. Make lists of them and read them out loud to Bloom then ask if she's going to run away to Gardenia (AN: Like this: Hey Bloom, the vacuum cleaner exploded. Bloom: Oh that's all my fault Just make sure that the other Winx don't get blamed for letting her go

74.) Tell her that you know where her parents are and for a price you'll give her a map.

75.) Just tell her that you know the truth about her parents then when she asks you for the truth, grab her shoulders and shake her while yelling, "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"

76.) Start a 'We Hate Bloom' Fan club at Alfea and make t-shirts

77.) Offer the t-shirts to her friends

78.) Wear the t-shirts in her presence

79.) Get Diaspro to endorse the 'We Hate Bloom' fan club

80.) Run up to her with a bucket of water and pour it over her head and when she asks you why you did it, innocently say, "Oops I thought your head was on fire" And then skip happily off leaving Bloom dripping with water. (AN: Thank you Stella Winx)

The next six are from X-R-Cist and will wrap up this chapter.

give her a suprise birthday present...a live barney!

- Cut Skye's hair off while he's asleep. then leave a sign that says "thank's for the hair! see you tonight, honey!"

- See above. Replace skye's name with bloom's.

- Play non-stop teletubbies audio in her dorm.

- as mentioned above, Barney also works too.

Whew, that took a while. Thanks for the help

I really want to try to do a Halloween chapter next, so suggestions please. I'll have more too next time oh look a chicken.

Pandora: Hey what happened to my story? Did you forget it?

CHW: No I've just been tying up lose ends on Dancing in the dark and some other things.

Starla: A few one shots aren't other things.

CHW: But I updated Know Your Stars

Pandora: Enough with the shameless plugs! Just update our story!

CHW: Help! My muses are attacking!