A Million and One Ways to Tick off Bloom

Yet another sign of boredom from Chibi Horsewoman

Summary: Exactly like the title says… except if we exceed a million and one I'm not going to complain. These are just suggestions on how to annoy Bloom. (Blodwyn if you watch the Welsh dub) I hope you like them

Disclaimer: I know I let this sit idle for two years. But I love procrastination for Christmas. Besides teacher says every time a humorous story is updated an angel gets its wings.

Dedication: Anyone who really dislikes Bloom

Suggestions 87- 100 the holiday edition

Rejuvinated for your holiday pleasure

87.) Use the water stars for ornaments or combine them all to make a tree topper. When Bloom tries to steal them yell at her for not having Christmas spirit and for trying to steal from you on Christmas

88.) Take her Christmas caroling in your friend's hometown of Slave Lake Alberta in Canada where the temp is a balmy forty below zero Celsius. When she asks you why you invited her up there tell her it's because you knew she'd use the Dragon Flame to keep everyone warm.

89.) While Christmas caroling visit your friend. When she invites everyone else in tell her to stay on the porch. If she asks why explain that your friend hates people with red hair.

90.) When Bloom's on the porch, tell your friend- Who is a diehard Oilers fan- that Bloom is a Flames fan and outside. I guarantee your friend will beat her up (AN: No idea if it'll annoy Bloom, but it is a shedload of fun to go to a Bloom beat down. Also as holder of the Dragon Flame doesn't it make sense for Bloom to be a Flames fan?)

91.) Casually mention to her that you're giving Icy the Dragon Flame for Christmas

92.) Invite her to your place for Christmas dinner then tell her she has to bring your favorite meal. When she asks what it is tell her it's rabbit and you're sure she knows where to get you a nice plump one.

93.) Let her read to your hyped up five year old on Christmas Eve until she falls asleep… this could take hours let me tell you. And if you can't find or don't have a five year old any child will suffice. Just as long as the child is hyper. ( AN: Feel free to feed child massive amounts of sugar for maximum annoyance to Bloom)

94.) Make her wait in line for you on the after Christmas (Boxing Day) sales Never mind that you're not going to buy anything on Boxing Day it's just fun to do. (AN: Actually now that I'm seeing the adverts for Boxing Day sales

95.) Have her bake ten dozen Christmas cookies and when she does it take a bite and tell her they're slightly bitter do them over!

96.) Have her do your last minute Christmas shopping in the most crowded mall you can find (AN: Okay so when most of you all read this it'll be Christmas or Boxing day, but keep this in mind for next year okay?)

97.) Have her work your shift tomorrow no matter where you work then keep the money she made for you.

98.) Tell the Italian government that Bloom paid the woman who knocked the Pope to the floor and decked the Cardinal during Christmas Mass at St Peter Basilica at the Vatican and she also paid another woman to do the same thing last year. Offer to capture her. (AN: Not exactly holiday like, but hey it was Christmas Mass.)

99.) Give her the worst Christmas present ever (AN: Night of a Thousand Cats or a membership to the Smelly Cheeses of the Month Club are some suggestions) then give the best Christmas gift to Mizti- using Bloom's credit card.

100.) Be nice to her since it's Christmas, but only because it'll be extremely confusing to her.

I want to live! I want to live!

Well I finally updated one of my deadest stories ever and as a Christmas gift to my Beta Stills and Photographs I'm not sending this for her to proof read but am sending it on to you all after a proof read of my own. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I resolve to write more this coming year between holidays and planning my wedding to Spy46