A Million and One Ways to Tick off Bloom
Yet another sign of boredom from Chibi Horsewoman
Summary: Exactly like the title says except if we exceed a million and one I'm not going to complain. These are just suggestions on how to annoy Bloom. (Blodwyn if you watch the Welsh dub) I hope you like them
Disclaimer: I hate you and you and you. You I like, but only because you pay me!
Dedication: Anyone who really dislikes Bloom and some of my reviewers for suggestions.
Chapter 8: Suggestions 122-138
122.) Follow Bloom around using LOL speak and see how long it takes her to crack (example: Bloom, you has a flavor and its yuck. OMG BLOOM! You gave the Interwebs a broke. Hey Bloom, the Trix are about to give your heart an attack!)
123.) Follow Bloom around talking like the 4Kids version of Musa and then see what she does. (AN: This may only work for the RAI version of Bloom. However the LOL speak should work on either version.)
124.) Follow Bloom around singing a bad cover of the Beach Boys California Girls song. If she asks why youre singing that to her, tell her you heard shes from Gardenia and Gardenia is in Southern California so you just put two and two together.
125.) If you ever end up having a conversation with Bloom us like every other bloody word! (Example: Like Bloom! Like how the heck are you? Its been like totally like forever since Ive like seen you! Like come over here and give me a hug!) Itll be something of a contest to see who cracks first! (AN: And if this doesnt annoy her the girl is not normal!)
126.) Go up to Bloom and tell her in a very serious voice that Oritel and Miriam arent her real parents either and youll understand if she needs a hug and a giant box of tissues.
127.) After doing #126 ask her if she thinks shell ever find her real parents. When she says yes strongly disagree then tell Bloom that her real, real parents went into the witness protection program so she wouldnt find them!
128.) Tell her that the book from the library at Cloud Tower wasnt lying it was telling the truth. Shes a witch and a real dumb assed one at that. When she counters that Mirta told her that the Trix had played a trick on her tell her again that the book wasnt lying, her parents just couldnt take the ridicule of having a dumb assed witch so they turned her into a pixie and sent her to Earth. (Thanks Angel Darkchylde for that one)
129.) Hire her as the new plow driver for your town. Your whole town The one in the Snowbelt that gets whomped by snow every year. No idea if itll annoy her, but itd be funny to make her get up at four in the bloody morning to clear every single street.
130.) When she powers up for an attack, offer her a heartburn pill because you noticed her severe case of heartburn. (Courtesy of Rogue Scholar 07 via instant messenger.)(CHW: Yeah its so bad shes got an aura of heartburn)
131.) Take the English speaking Bloom (Any English speaking Bloom) and stick her somewhere in Qubec- preferably far away from any place that would speak English and then make her try to get home. To add to your fun you can also take the French Bloom and drop her there too. Then again maybe that wouldnt be too much fun since continental French is easier for Canadian French speakers to understand than the other way around. But itd be funny to see her try to understand what some of the locals are saying.
132 and 133 from Nimblegirl999
132.) Tell Bloom "Sky only likes you because your powerful and the Princess of a powerful planet. Too bad its dead. Guess that means he's leaving ya.". (CHW: After that make sure to clear the path so you dont get run over by a pissed off Bloom)
133.) Invite Bloom over to a party with Diaspro and tell Diaspro that Bloom is really a witch trying to steal Sky's riches. Watch Diaspro kick her ass. (CHW: Bonus, you can make a video of the fight and post it on the internet!)
134.) Steal all her panties and pants, leaving her with just skirts (Courtesy of Spy46 who also adds that since Im a woman I should understand how that would be annoying.) (CHW: That may be too much even for me.)
135.) Get Bloom crazy drunk at a party- when she starts to do the crazy drunk table dance which inevitably leads to falling on her ass make a video of it and post it online.
136.) Bring in Palla Palla from Sailor Moon season four and let her play dolls with Bloom. Make sure all the dolls are Bloom dolls (CHW: You may have to watch the episode about the dentist from season four where Palla Palla is introduced to understand this one, but trust me you wont want to play dolls with Palla Palla because she likes to behead the dolls.)
137.) Whenever you see Bloom enter a room, shout in your loudest voice: Horray that crazy person is here! (CHW: Again, no idea if this would annoy her, but yelling is a lot of fun)
138.) Tell Bloom that the name of her show is now going to be called Magical Roxy and itll be all about Roxy learning to be a fairy because Roxy will be the headline character and shes been demoted to a supporting role.
Im just posting this as a cure to writers block
And proof that I can still update.
Suggestions badly needed.